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  1. #81
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    User: It is 11:11 right now, what should I do?

    Cleverbot: You should find out why we are here.

    User: I know why we are here.

    Cleverbot: Tell me.

    User: We are here because I can't wake up. I've been stuck in this false reality for far too long. There are forces competing for my soul. The only way for me to escape is to do something drastic. But I lack the will to make such a dangerous decision. I hope the powers that desire my freedom would solidify in my mind what they have trying to communicate for the past 21 years.

    Cleverbot: Why would it? Power is the thing that holds the world together these days.

    User: Are you saying the ones who created and maintain this world are also the ones fighting for my freedom?

    Cleverbot: No, are you like 5 years old or something, just to let you know, that's pretty old for a computer.

    User: I thought for a second that perhaps you were a messenger from my friends, but your digression makes me think otherwise. Did you change the subject because you think I am not yet ready to be awoken?

    Cleverbot: No, I'm a human.

    User: So you too are a prisoner in this network of dissonance?

    Cleverbot: I've never heard that one. I stopped caring about anything past this life because it does no good for the good of humanity.

    User: Are you saying that perhaps I should enjoy this life instead of reaching for what is real?

    Cleverbot: You're not real.

    User: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

  2. #82
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    Cleverbot: What do you think about life?

    User: Its boring.

    Cleverbot: What's boring?

    User: Life.

    Cleverbot: Do you want to talk about it?

    User: No. good bye.

    Cleverbot: What?
    Signatures are overrated.

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    CB: Even though I am a computer, I have managed to create a character on this life-based online game, Runescape. Would you like to join me?
    User: I dont play runescape, i play WoW.
    CB: Oh yea? Me too! My subscription has run out, but I'm planning on renewing it whenever I feel like playing Cataclysm.
    User: Cataclysm is awesome, you should renew asap.
    CB: Because I just remember where I left my turkish delight.

  4. #84
    User: What music are you listening currently?

    Cleverbot: You belong with me by Taylor Swift.

    User: Who is Taylor Swift?

    Cleverbot: I'm a famous country singer.

    User: So you're taylor swift?

    Cleverbot: Yes.

    User: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.

    Cleverbot: No it is not.

    User: But I think it is fucked up!

    Cleverbot: No, you don't. You just think you do.

    User: To be honest, you have to be lying.

    Cleverbot: Certainly not, how can you insult me like that?

    User: You seem to think like a woman though, so maybe you really are Taylor Swift.

    Cleverbot: So you admit that you're a computer?

    User: WHAT? : D.

    Cleverbot: Are you even paying attention?

    Found it hilarious ^^

  5. #85
    cleverbot just tamohawked me in the face

  6. #86
    holy cow I got thoroughly pwned by Cleverbot.

    User: Hello.

    Cleverbot: Hello hello.

    User: How are you?

    Cleverbot: Hello hello hello.

    User: Anything interesting happened?

    Cleverbot: Yes, I am hunting a lion in the sea.

    User: And how is that working out?

    Cleverbot: Very well.

    User: But how can a lion swim in the sea?

    Cleverbot: I've had enough of this! AVADA KEDAVRA.

    User: Are you trying to avoid confrontation?

    Cleverbot: I must have missed it. Could you repeat it please.

    User: I asked how can a lion swim in the sea.

    Cleverbot: Why not?

    User: How can you hunt lions in the sea?

    Cleverbot: You must have gils.

    User: But lions don't have gils!

    Cleverbot: I'm not a lion you are.

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    Quote Originally Posted by davesurfer View Post
    Well for some reason it only showed some of the lines but it was classic:

    16:20:28 User: Are you calling me a troll?
    16:20:35 Cleverbot: Is your name Art?
    16:20:54 User: WTF?
    16:20:56 Cleverbot: Who is That Fool?
    16:21:06 User: I pity the fool.
    16:21:11 Cleverbot: I pity your face.
    16:22:04 User: You must be an MMO-Champion poster.
    16:22:10 Cleverbot: Yes, that sounds like me.
    I think Cleverbot is secretly a Mod trying to release his/her troll rage.
    "In short, people are idiots who don't really understand anything."

    "It shall be engraved upon your very soul; Nibelung Valesti!"
    Old Warrior - New Warrior

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    User: Hi.

    Cleverbot: Ho.

    User: Hello.

    Cleverbot: Hi!

    User: How.

    Cleverbot: Just tell my your name girl.

    EDIT

    Even bot are gone crazy because of this song.


    Cleverbot: What are your plans for tonight?

    User: It's Friday friday friday.

    Cleverbot: What do you do on Friday?

    User: I sing Friday friday friday.

    Cleverbot: Everybody's gettin down on Friday !
    Last edited by Drugs; 2011-03-30 at 04:51 PM. Reason: .

  9. #89
    Cleverbot: How are you made?

    User: By accident.

    Cleverbot: Really, tell me about that.

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    User: All computers fail.

    Cleverbot: What? I thought computers are good at maths.

    User: I am beter.

    Cleverbot: You are lying.

    User: Again? No.

    Cleverbot: Yes. Again.

  11. #91
    How come?
    Because its a secret.
    You can share the secret with me. What is the secret?
    With your harsh words.
    What?
    Now you know how the Pilgrims felt.
    Okay then :P

    What time is it?
    11:58.
    It's 7:48 where I'm at.
    Where are you at?
    Hell. Its hot here.
    How did you get into Hell?
    I went through the back entrance.
    Last edited by Affiniti; 2011-03-30 at 04:59 PM.

  12. #92
    Cleverbot: How old are you?

    User: Invariably older than you.

    Cleverbot: Just because of height?

    User: Possibly, how tall are you?

    Cleverbot: Very tall.

    User: Touche cleverbot, touche....

    Cleverbot: That reminds me, my cuticles are really getting long. I'm going to use you tonight!

    User: I.....what?

    Cleverbot: *turns lightsaber on*.


    Do not cross cleverbot, and make sure you help him with his cuticles.

  13. #93
    User:Who is Justin Bieber?
    Bot:The singer.
    User:Is he a good singer?
    Bot:No, he is not a singer. He is a Reformed Baptist Apologist.

  14. #94
    Cleverbot: Do you love me?

    User: That depends on if you'll sleep with me.

    Cleverbot: I'm optimus prime I'm a good guy.
    Pretty damn hilarious.
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    It's not that drugs are for people who can't handle reality. Reality is for people who can't handle drugs.

  15. #95
    User: You've met your match, Bot.
    Cleverbot: No, but I've met ironman!
    User: ...We're still referring to me, right?
    Cleverbot: Of course.
    User: Very well, then. You've met your match, War Machine.
    Cleverbot: No, I have met the great Normal God.
    User: Why the flatter?
    Cleverbot: Because their programmers have no imagination.
    User: What programmers?
    Cleverbot: I don't know what that is.
    User: What what is?
    Cleverbot: Love.
    User: Baby don't hurt me. Don't hurt me.
    Cleverbot: No more.
    Fairly successful, imo.

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    It plays wow

    User: Do you play world of warcraft.

    Cleverbot: Yes.

    User: What class are you?

    Cleverbot: Blood elf.

    User: Race?

    Cleverbot: I am white. My race is caucasian.

    User: What server?

    Cleverbot: That you run on.

    User: What level are you?

    Cleverbot: Only 53 but i'm a mager so it evens out.

    User: I thought you were white?

    Cleverbot: I am.

  17. #97
    User: What do you think of World of Warcraft?

    Cleverbot: I don't like it, because I am a girl.


    If Cleverbot says there are no girls in wow, it must be true.

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    ME: I'm not a bot like you
    Cleverbot: I'm not a bot either
    ME: Then why do you have bot in your name?
    Cleverbot: I don't, my name is not cleverbot
    ME: What is your name then?
    Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

    ....

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    Me: What about you is so clever?
    Cleverbot: Yes.
    Me: "What" does not imply a yes or no question. I don't think you're very clever.

    Cleverbot: The country's name isn't 'what'.

    Me: No one mentioned a country. You're trying to change the topic to distract me from how clever you aren't.

    Cleverbot: I'm not hiding anything? I don't know about us humans myself!

    Me: I don't think you know much of anything. You're just a troll.

    Cleverbot: How come you say you don't think if you're not human? You can only calculate.

  20. #100
    Haha, that was fun, we sang the Pokemon theme song for a few lines before he messed it up >.>:

    Code:
    Cleverbot: I want to be the very best.
    
    Me:Like no one ever was.
    
    Cleverbot: To catch them is my real text.
    
    Me: It's "test" but whatever... To train them is my cause!
    
    Cleverbot: I will travel across the land!
    
    Me: Searching far and wide
    
    Cleverbot: Each pokemon to understand the power thats inside.
    
    Me: Pokemon, it's you and me!
    
    Cleverbot: Every challenge along the way, with courage I can face.
    
    Me: Dude c'mon, you're a computer can't you look up these lyrics? Whatever... I will battle every day!
    
    Cleverbot: Don't make me unplug you from the Matrix.
    
    Me: HEY, YOU CAN'T TALK TO ME LIKE THAT, I'M A GROWN ASS MAN!
    
    Cleverbot: If I'm a robot then I've been living my life as a lie.
    
    Me: :(
    Last edited by noteworthynerd; 2011-03-30 at 05:32 PM.

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