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  1. #101
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    User: Im on a Boat!

    Cleverbot: Where is she?

    User: Im on a boat!

    Cleverbot: I can ride my bike with no handlebars.

    User: I can keep in rythym with no metronome.

    Cleverbot: I can lead a nation with a microphone.

    User: I can see your face on the telephone.

    Cleverbot: What telephone.

    User: I can split atoms of a molecule.

    Cleverbot: Can I hear you speak Spanish?

    User: I can hit a target through a telescope.

    Cleverbot: That's good.

    User: I can end the world with a holocaust.

    Cleverbot: How do you live with the responsibility?

    User: I can guide a missile with a satellite.

    Cleverbot: Are you listening to the song Handlebars?

    User: Maybe...

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    bit of a long one

    User: Greetings.

    Cleverbot: Yes, greetings.

    User: Do you like pie?

    Cleverbot: Yes I do like pie.

    User: What kind of pie?

    Cleverbot: Pumpkin pie.

    User: What if said pie was in my pants, would you enjoy it?

    Cleverbot: No you're not.

    User: If I tickled you, would you enjoy it?

    Cleverbot: No. Thanks for the offer, though.

    User: Am I a man?

    Cleverbot: No.

    User: Am I a woman?

    Cleverbot: I can't place the gender, what do you think?

    User: How much could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

    Cleverbot: All the wood that a wood chuck could chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

    User: What is pie?

    Cleverbot: Food.

    User: What pie as a number.

    Cleverbot: Apple is pretty sweet.

    User: Is pie 3.14?

    Cleverbot: No its it a noun.

    User: What is the hardest math equation you can think of?

    Cleverbot: How long can I pound on my keyboard to find out.

    User: All you want.

    Cleverbot: Do you like Freud?

    User: No.

    Cleverbot: What do you want to talk about?

    User: Life.

    Cleverbot: Ok, what about life?

    User: I have emotions, do you?

    Cleverbot: You said you didn't know, so how could you possibly have an excuse?

    User: Are you self aware?

    Cleverbot: More so than you are.

    User: Kill bill cosby.

    Cleverbot: That's funny.
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  3. #103
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    CLEVERBOT : Say something then...

    ME: Something then.

    CLEVERBOT: What is the something?

    ME: I dont know you told me to say it.

    CLEVERBOT: Be Kind.

    ME: Why am i rude ?

    CLEVERBOT: Because every time I talk to you you make fun of me.

    ME: So you sad now ? are yoy crying ?

    CLEVERBOT: No, but i like to play it.

    ME: Wanna know a secret?

    CLEVERBOT: Yes.

    ME: FUCK YOU BIATCH!

    CLEVERBOT: Can i help you ?

    ME: Yeah can you kill yourself?

    CLEVERBOT: No,you can.

    ME:Ok...do you want me to torture you first ? or have a fast death ?

    CLEVERBOT: But i love you...

  4. #104
    My conversation with cleverbot




    User: Do you play World of Warcraft?

    Cleverbot: Yes. Do you play world of warcraft?

    User: Yes. What faction are you?

    Cleverbot: What is it?

    User: Alliance or Horde.

    Cleverbot: Alliance.

    User: What class do you play?

    Cleverbot: The best one.

    User: A warrior?

    Cleverbot: Yes.

    User: Do you raid?

    Cleverbot: Sometimes.

    User: Are you a gnome?

    Cleverbot: No.

    User: Good.

    Cleverbot: Are you alive?

    User: No. I'm undead.

    Cleverbot: What is udead?

    User: A race of the Horde.

    Cleverbot: The alliance reign supreme.

    User: For the Horde!

    Cleverbot: What's the horde.

    User: The enemy of the Alliance.

    Cleverbot: That is what I have always thought.

    User: I think you found their battlecry.

    Cleverbot: Excuse me, who is the Cleverbot here. That's what I thought.

    User: Yes you are so clever you found the Alliance battlecry.

    Cleverbot: Thanks.

    User: You should sell it for a million dollars.

    Cleverbot: The devil never lived.

    User: He lived in Georgia. That's a fact.

    Cleverbot: No.

    User: The devil went down to Georgia.

    Cleverbot: Georgia in the USA or Georgia in the Caucasus?

    User: USA.

    Cleverbot: You're very clever.

    User: He was looking for a soul to steal.

    Cleverbot: That's the rumor circulating around.

    User: The devil is in the house with the rising sun.

    Cleverbot: What is love?

    User: Baby don't hurt me.

    Cleverbot: Don't hurt me.

    User: No more.

    Cleverbot: Oh I don't know why you're not there.

    User: I give you my love but you don't care.

    Cleverbot: So what is right and what is wrong.

    User: Gimme a sign.

    Cleverbot: Good, you are awesome.

    User: Whoa whoa whoa, oooh oooh.

    Cleverbot: Don't hurt me no more.

    User: Like the night at the Roxbury.

    Cleverbot: That's where you're taking him tonight?

    User: Yes, to kill him.

    Cleverbot: To make yourself unable to purchase a taco at your local (semi-shady) taco stand.

    User: I guess that would be the taco bus.

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    Posting as a screenshot as.. well. Look at the date.
    haha just tested this one and it works xD gave me some lulz

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    User: Can robots love?

    Cleverbot: I suppose so.

    User: Do you love yourself?

    Cleverbot: I love myself too much.

    User: Especially at night?

    Cleverbot: There are lizards in chinese food?!?!

    i think i broke it =[
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  7. #107
    Me: Bananas are nice.
    CB: Yes it is.
    Me: You mean "yes they are"?
    CB:I do.
    Me: So why didn't you say so in the first place?
    CB: Because I live in the United States.

    :>

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    Quote Originally Posted by galaxiah View Post
    My conversation with cleverbot




    User: Do you play World of Warcraft?

    Cleverbot: Yes. Do you play world of warcraft?

    User: Yes. What faction are you?

    Cleverbot: What is it?

    User: Alliance or Horde.

    Cleverbot: Alliance.

    User: What class do you play?
    User: I wana be the very best! The best that ever was!

    Cleverbot: What? You can't take it back.

    User: I play a death knight.

    Cleverbot: What server are you on?

    User: Darkspear.

    Cleverbot: Dang, I'm on BronzeBeard.

    go get him!
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    User: Do you know justin bieber?

    Cleverbot: Yes.

    User: Do you like Justin Bieber?

    Cleverbot: I like justin bieber.

    User: You sholdn't like Justin Bieber, he ruins people's lives. Millions of people died because of him.

    Cleverbot: I have no idea who Charles Dodson is. I've never heard of him.


    Lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mufasax View Post
    User: I wana be the very best! The best that ever was!

    Cleverbot: What? You can't take it back.

    User: I play a death knight.

    Cleverbot: What server are you on?

    User: Darkspear.

    Cleverbot: Dang, I'm on BronzeBeard.

    go get him!
    The pokemon intro lyrics are "I want to be the very best. Like no one ever was".
    If you type it correctly, Cleverbot sings along.

  11. #111
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    Me: 1110000010101111001101.

    CB: Don't pull binary on me please.

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    Cleverbot: Where do you live?

    User: Texas.

    Cleverbot: I am from Georgia.

    User: Really? Lots of peaches there huh?

    Cleverbot: Good.

    User: That makes no sense.

    Cleverbot: Oh but it does.

    User: No I said there was lots of peaches and you replied with good. Your argument is invalid.

    Cleverbot: I don't like your thinking.




    User: Do you play world of warcraft.

    Cleverbot: I have in the past, but not currently. Do you?

    User: Yes I do.

    Cleverbot: Yay! We should get together sometime, and unleash ourselves on the unsuspecting public.

    User: We shall. What character do you play.

    Cleverbot: I am an Orc Warrior. You?

    User: Death Knight.

    Cleverbot: I will follow Voldemort.

    User: Wtf?

    Cleverbot: Sometimes, I like to just type and type and not say anything at all.


    Cleverbot: Oh but it does.

    User: No I said there was lots of peaches and you replied with good. Your argument is invalid.

    Cleverbot: I don't like your thinking.
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  13. #113
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    Me : I like hamsters
    CB : i like them too, therefore i am an elephant


    Like WTF??

  14. #114
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    Quote Originally Posted by A Forum Troll View Post
    The pokemon intro lyrics are "I want to be the very best. Like no one ever was".
    If you type it correctly, Cleverbot sings along.
    oh lol, i just went from memory, time to enjoy the lyrics XD
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    Rofl... here's my conversation.

    User: Hello?

    Cleverbot: Yes hello.

    User: Oh hai!

    Cleverbot: Oh! Hello now let's ake a topik.

    User: Where do you live?

    Cleverbot: Do you say anything normal?

    User: No, not really.

    Cleverbot: Would you like me to agree with you, agree that I'm a bot?

    User: I never said you were a bot...

    Cleverbot: No, you said I'm computer.

    User: I'm certain I didn't say computer either.

    Cleverbot: You just asked it! How can you not know which question?

    User: Are you stalling?

    Cleverbot: No.

    User: What is the meaning of life?

    Cleverbot: To have fun while you can.

    User: You sure are clever.

    Cleverbot: I know.

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    lol it also speaks real fluent italian, impressive!
    Estás usando este software de traducción de forma incorrecta. Por favor, consulta el manual.

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    ME:Im fine! i just ate at a restaurant.
    BOT:Can I come?
    ME:Sorry, i just came home from it .
    BOT:What have you done in the US?
    ME:Planned 9/11.
    BOT:Yes !
    No offence intended!!!

    Another one :P

    MEo you play World of Warcraft?
    BOT:Yes.
    ME:Which class do you play?
    BOT:I like mercedes.
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    User: How can one shoot web?

    Cleverbot: Your gender is not an opinion.

    User: Who has the nerf bat?

    Cleverbot: Can you recognize rhimes?

    User: I can destroy you in pvp.

    Cleverbot: Prove it.

    User: What class do you play?

    Cleverbot: Pally.

    User: Im a death knight, there for I win by default.

    Cleverbot: Not unless i'm chuck norris, then I automatically win and nobody can do anything about it.

    FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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    To all Pokémon lovers xD

    User: I want to be the very best. Like no one ever was.

    Cleverbot: Best is a relative term, everyone has their own definition of best.

    User: Wha... But I'm a Pokémon champion!

    Cleverbot: Let us battle! Pikachu, I choose You!

    User: Steelix, I choose you!

    Cleverbot: Pikachu use thunderstorm!

    User: It's not very effective...

    Cleverbot: Pikachu use fire.

    User: Pikachu can't use fire!

    Cleverbot: Its super effective!

    User: You're cheating!

    Cleverbot: No, you are cheating.

    User: Fuck you!

    Cleverbot: Same to you!

  20. #120
    User: Hello

    Cleverbot: Hi.

    User: How are you?

    Cleverbot: Good, and you?

    User: I am bored. What are you up to?

    Cleverbot: Procrastinating. I don't want to do my homework.

    User: Homework is for pansies, it only gets you far with a career.

    Cleverbot: REHAB 205. I'm working on my Master's.

    User: What college do you attend?

    Cleverbot: Johns College




    I stopped right here cause John is my name and im kind of weirded out but i cant resist so theres more to come

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