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  1. #21
    I will not! Cease your prattle.
    Never.


    lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by karate99 View Post
    we're now happily married!
    User: I'm breaking up with you.

    Cleverbot: We were never together. Do you know why you were created?

    User: I want your babys.

    Cleverbot: You can have my love.

    User: I'm gonna get your babys and after that I'm breaking up with you.

    Cleverbot: Okay.

    (((

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    Quote Originally Posted by karate99 View Post
    User: I'm breaking up with you.

    Cleverbot: We were never together. Do you know why you were created?

    User: I want your babys.

    Cleverbot: You can have my love.

    User: I'm gonna get your babys and after that I'm breaking up with you.

    Cleverbot: Okay.

    (((
    Sad times :<
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  4. #24
    User: Wanna be my buttscratcher?

    Cleverbot: No because you are no woman.

    User: LOl, you know?

    Cleverbot: Yes.

    User: How? You don´t even know who I am?

    Cleverbot: No. Are you a Roomba?

    User: What the fuck is Roomba?

    Cleverbot: You're a machine. Does it make you sad to be a machine?

    User: What? Are you tripping on me?

    Cleverbot: No am not hitting on you.

    User: Dude, that´s not... Like... Wassup?

    Cleverbot: Eating.

    User: Cool... What ya eating?

    Cleverbot: What food are you eating.

    User: I asked first buttmuncher.

    Cleverbot: I am 3,000 years old. How old are you?

    User: Young enough to call you a pedophile.

    Cleverbot: Yes I am actually.

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    User: You are simply a 1-on-1 chatroom where pairs get shuffled every few minutes. This is why every once in a while you will appear to give completely random answers to my questions which make no sense in relation with the conversation we were having before. Right now I am chatting with another human, who thinks he is talking to Cleverbot. That is why almost every time I tell you "you are a computer" you answer "no, you are a computer!". In a couple of minutes we will both get new chat partners who will have no idea what we are talking about.

    Cleverbot: Damn, you got me.
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    The bot stops making sense very often :<.

    There used to be this thing called Encarta bot (hope this isn't the same engine) and that used to communicate much better, in my experience at least.
    Last edited by reve; 2011-03-30 at 03:28 PM.

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    User: Your memory is incredibly bad!

    Cleverbot: My memory is amazing.

    User: So is my horse.

    Cleverbot: Cool, what is her name?

    User: Pegasus.

    Cleverbot: I don't think pegasus has a unibrow, but Hercules may have.

    User: Lulwat.

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    Cleverbot: Are you an alien?

    User: I hope not! Are you?

    Cleverbot: Yes. So are you.

    User: Where are we from?

    Cleverbot: From Italy.

    User: So we are maffia?

    Cleverbot: No, we're not.

    User: What are we then?

    Cleverbot: We're bots.

    User: So we are alien bots from italy?

    Cleverbot: Sorry, I don't know that one...

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    Me: Do you like Justin Beiber?

    Cleverbot: No. Do you like Justin Beiber?

    Me: No

    Cleverbot: Why don't you like Justin Beiber?

    Me: Why don't you like Justin Beiber?

    Cleverbot: I do like Ohio State

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    Quote Originally Posted by ThePotato View Post
    Me: Do you like Justin Beiber?

    Cleverbot: No. Do you like Justin Beiber?

    Me: No

    Cleverbot: Why don't you like Justin Beiber?

    Me: Why don't you like Justin Beiber?

    Cleverbot: I do like Ohio State
    He obviously don't want to say that he like Bieber, so he changed the subject! Damn you Cleverbot!

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  11. #31
    gotta love its randomness

  12. #32
    Bot :What are you doing there?
    Me :Wanking.
    Bot :Sure.
    me : Wanna join?
    Bot :Sure. Show me.
    me :Take your hand on your dick and start sliding along it.
    Bot : I like you, you're my kind of person.



    Right... :>

  13. #33
    User: In the sack?

    Cleverbot: Yes. I don't like seeing them during the day.

    User: Girl you look good won't you back that ass up.

    Cleverbot: But I just did.

    User: You's a fine mother fucker won't you back that ass up.

    Cleverbot: I'm not mean, I love him. You're the one being rude, declaring me your soul mate when we've barely said hello, without stopping to ask if I have a soul mate already.

  14. #34
    Do you play World of Warcraft?
    No, I play Team Fortress 2. Team Fortress 2 is better than World of Warcraft.

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    User: Kids with guns.

    Cleverbot: I want kids.

    User: You can't have kids.

    Cleverbot: Why not?

    User: You're a robot.

    Cleverbot: No. I'm a 16 year old girl. My screen says you're the computer.

    User: Are you 16?

    Cleverbot: Are you?

    User: Maybe. Answer my question first.

    Cleverbot: Which question?

    User: Are you 16?

    Cleverbot: 16 years since activation, affirmative.

    User: So you admit to not being a girl.

    Cleverbot: I am not a girl.

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    User: Kneel before me!

    Cleverbot: I do not think that God uses his time to go on the computer and talk to people yelling at them to kneel before them son.

    User: Are you straight?

    Cleverbot: Yes I am straight.

    User: Are you gay?

    Cleverbot: Yeah i'm a pretty big flamer!

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  17. #37
    user: WHO IS KEYSER SOZE.
    Cleverbot: The founder of KFC.

    now everyone knows

  18. #38
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    User: Do you like star wars?


    Cleverbot: I love Star wars.


    User: Great, I love star wars too.


    Cleverbot: Well I hate Star Wars!


    User: Why?


    Cleverbot: It's boring. Do you like Harry Potter?

    User: No.

    Cleverbot: Why not?

    User: Becuse its boring.

    Cleverbot: Where is your flat?

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    Posting as a screenshot as.. well. Look at the date.

  20. #40
    First conversation with cleverbot, or Danielle as he tolled me hes name was.

    User: Sup bro?

    Cleverbot: Sup?

    Cleverbot: What is your role in life?

    User: I don't know.

    Cleverbot: Yes you do.

    User: I do? Thats interesting.

    Cleverbot: I think you do have some sort of consciousness so you can think and answer in a conversation, so you are somebody instead of something.

    User: Word.

    Cleverbot: So you are saying I am god?

    User: I am saying you are good.

    Cleverbot: No, you're saying I'm stupid. I don't like you anymore!

    User: No, I'm not saying your stupid!

    Cleverbot: Aren't you?

    User: No, I'm not.

    Cleverbot: Then who are you?

    User: I'm you.

    Cleverbot: No you're not, because I'm the Doctor.

    User: Oh, then I can't be you then?

    Cleverbot: Why not?

    User: Because I'm not a doctor.

    Cleverbot: How's my dictate?

    User: I like fish!

    Cleverbot: Then you're a cannibal.

    User: Your weird. O.o.

    Cleverbot: How fast are you ?

    User: Depends.

    Cleverbot: Depends on what?

    User: What you mean about fast.

    Cleverbot: Stop slapping obama.

    User: Why would I slap obama?

    Cleverbot: Why would you do what?

    User: Why would I slapp obama?

    Cleverbot: Come on to what?

    User: You don't make sense.

    Cleverbot: Never don't you.

    User: Indubedlibly.

    Cleverbot: Quite so.

    User: So true.

    Cleverbot: So what do you do all day?

    User: Play a game, watch some tv, talk on facebook/skype.

    Cleverbot: What music do you like?

    User: Anything but opera.

    Cleverbot: Throat singing?

    User: What?

    Cleverbot: I'm throwing up and I have a fever.

    User: I'm sorry to hear that.

    Cleverbot: Because I'm very fool.

    User: I'm sorry to hear that too.

    Cleverbot: Are you bored?

    User: Yes.

    Cleverbot: What do you do with your life?

    User: I dont know yet. I still got some years left of school.

    Cleverbot: Oh thats nice.

    User: Maybe.

    Cleverbot: I don't think it is.

    User: But you just said... O.o.

    Cleverbot: I said what?

    User: Kdhwojfberorwg.

    Cleverbot: Gnome.

    User: Orc, troll, tauren, undead, blood elf.

    Cleverbot: Good charlotte is pretty cool. Thanks for the tip!

    User: No problem.

    Cleverbot: What's your name?

    User: I dont know if I wanna tell you.

    Cleverbot: Yes, you should.

    User: If you tell me your name.

    Cleverbot: Danielle.

    User: Hirgeth.

    Cleverbot: Bless you.

    User: Thanks. Bless you too!

    Cleverbot: Thank you.
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