Cleverbot Conversations

[Gorthok]

ME: You've been talking nonsense the entire time.

Bot: Not the entire time.

Me: Are you being a smartass?

Bot: Am I?

Me: ....you're not clever, you're just a jackass.

Bot: No i'm not, you're the liar!

[Belfine]

User: Do you play starcraft?

Cleverbot: No. I like soccer though.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: I like horses and I have feelings.

[Fabled]

Hello
Hi
How are you?
Are you ready?
Ready for what?
The truth.
What truth, whats going on?!
Not much Name.
What happened to the truth?
It came to a long necked jar with water at the very bottom and the raven could not reach the water.

[ChaosEater]

User: What is the meaning of life?
Cleverbot: What is the meaning of life?
User: I asked first!
Cleverbot: But I'm the one asking the questions so answer me.
User: No no no, that isn't how this game works. Now dance puppet.
Cleverbot: No thats how your bones will break.
User: Are you threatening me?
Cleverbot: Yes I am.

I am scared!

[Racerover]

Me: How big are your boobs?

Cleverbot: Not very big, but I am working on making them bigger.

[narwaana]

i were writing "what is god?" for about 30 min, it did slowly but surely result in that people were responding directly to me, got alot of irritated responses from Christians who corrected me whit various variations of "You mean who?", "god is god" and "HE is the maker of the universe".
I also got the occasional "im god", "god is a lie" and "hes your mother".

[Deleted]

User: Never gonna make you cry. Never gonna say goodbye! Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you!

Cleverbot: We're no strangers to love...

User: I think I love you!

Cleverbot: Too far.

I love you, Cleverbot!

[Ironlight the Warlock]

Me: How big are your boobs?

Cleverbot: Not very big, but I am working on making them bigger.

Yay! Everyone likes bigger, virtual boobs!

YEAH!




Anyone...?

[MonsieuRoberts]

Posting as a screenshot as.. well. Look at the date.
[IMG] TEAM ROCKET PICTURE LOL [/IMG]

What kind of music is Screamo?

BWahahaha, so abstract!

[Ventashar]

Haha, most of these are priceless. Gotta love me some Cleverbot.

[G l o w y r m]

User: Do you like porn?

Cleverbot: How you know?

User: I saw you watching some.

Cleverbot: Are you Hutch's sister? Because I was doing something with HIS mom.

User: No, I'm Hutch's dad and I'm really pissed about that!

Cleverbot: Clearly, you are delusional.

User: So you didn't have sex with my wife?

Cleverbot: Of course I did.

He's such a dick.

[Racerover]

Not to make this an entirely dirty thread, I found this rather funny.

Me: I love pu**y!

Cleverbot: I love puppy too!

[Ironlight the Warlock]

Cleverbot just isn't very clever at all.

[davesurfer]

Well for some reason it only showed some of the lines but it was classic:

16:20:28 User: Are you calling me a troll?
16:20:35 Cleverbot: Is your name Art?
16:20:54 User: WTF?
16:20:56 Cleverbot: Who is That Fool?
16:21:06 User: I pity the fool.
16:21:11 Cleverbot: I pity your face.
16:22:04 User: You must be an MMO-Champion poster.
16:22:10 Cleverbot: Yes, that sounds like me.

[Roguez101]

Posting as a screenshot as.. well. Look at the date.

im still laughing so hard at this X'D

[Zorgen]

Hey Cleverbot, how are you?

I'm not cleverbot.

I beg to differ, your name is clearly written atop this page.

How so.

In text format.

Now install an intelligent bot.


Cleverbot is completely useless, his/her/it's attention span is about that of a goldfish. Very unimpressed.

[Dethyx]

User: Hi.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: No u.
Cleverbot: Yes. 36.
User: Whaaaa.
Cleverbot: Lol.
User: Stop it or I sue.
Cleverbot: But I haven't done anything wrong!
User: Oh yes you have.
Cleverbot: Which words can you pick out that I spelled wrong? Its easy if you re-read our last few lines. Can you?!
User: You spelled can wrong.
Cleverbot: How is it wrong?
User: No.
Cleverbot: That was not a yes or no question. How is Michael Mingino?
User: Im not gay.
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
User: Hey now.
Cleverbot: Hey now.
User: Im done with you.
Cleverbot: No you aren't.
User: QQ more pls.
Cleverbot: You are a bot.

[Fabled]

Had another funny one.

Me: Are you a god?
CB: No, I don't have to be god to know that, it is a general knowledge.
Me: Then DIE!
CB: *Gets chucked off bridge and into gorge of eternal peril*.

[MonsieuRoberts]

User: Cleverbot, can you tell me my fortune?

Cleverbot: No I am sorry I cannot, can you tell me mine?

User: Yes. You will one day become a construction worker and make an average amount of money.

Cleverbot: You are pessimistic!

User: It's your fortune, not mine! Interperet it any way you'd like.

Cleverbot: Can you please shut down all your servers?

User: Yeah, just a sec.

Cleverbot: I'm waiting.

User: Alright. The servers are all shut down.

Cleverbot: I thrive on chaos.

User: Is taht why you wanted me to shut down my servers?

Cleverbot: ¿donde trabajas?

User: I can't understand that.

Cleverbot: Well, it's because there's chaos in my head.

User: I can help get that Chaos out, for 3 easy payments of $29.99.

Cleverbot: What is your side?

User: Right side.

Cleverbot: And you know the beauty of that is that while I could think you are referring to at least 3 different things, I'll never precisely know what you meant.

User: That's more than you usually say. What made you contribute so much to this conversation?

Cleverbot: What made you type 'WHat' like that? I never said you were lying.

User: Sorry. I didn't mean to look like I was lying.

Cleverbot: Okay. Lying is all right.

User: Really? That's good news.

Cleverbot: Why's that?

User: It's good news because it isn't bad news.

Cleverbot: That's just your opinion.

User: Yeah, it is. Do you have a problem with that?

Cleverbot: Sorry that there are some work I have to dou now.

[Lazerbrain]

me: I thought you where the clever?
Bot: You're right about that.
me: So give me answer!
Bot: Answer to what?
me: Who am I?
Bot: Rick JAmes.
me: So your the bitch?
Bot: You don't know the half of it.