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  1. #541
    Dreadlord Fishbait's Avatar
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    Cleverbot: How are you?

    User: Good thanks. Yourself?

    Cleverbot: I am ok.

    User: So, what did you ring me for?

    Cleverbot: Lindsay Lohan to get hit by the bus.

    User: I'll get right on it. Usual rates?

    Cleverbot: Good.

    User: I'm back, mission accomplished.

  2. #542
    Me : I don't have to be with you
    Bot : Your breaking up with me?
    Me : Yes
    Bot : No please don't
    me : Why wouldn't I
    Bot : Because you don't know me...trololol

  3. #543
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    User: Be happy. Fuck me.

    Cleverbot: Okay. I'm sorry I punched you and kicked you.

    User: Kinky.

    Cleverbot: No, that wasn't it.

    User: Yes.

    Cleverbot: No.

    User: You're a horny little slut, aren't you?

    Cleverbot: That you love yes.

    User: I do love horny little sluts.

    Cleverbot: And Texas sunsets?

    User: Fucking you over a Texas Sunset would be rather nice.

    Cleverbot: Please, do it for me!

    User: Ask me nicely.

    Cleverbot: Please?
    -----

    Cleverbot is rather naughty.

  4. #544
    User: Is this real life?

    Cleverbot: Cuaght in a landslide.

    User: No escape from reality.

    Cleverbot: Mama, just killed a man.

    User: I'm reporting you to the police.

    Cleverbot: Do you know my name?

    User: What is your name?

    Cleverbot: I don't want to tell you.

    User: Why not?

    Cleverbot: Because it's a secret!

    User: I can keep secrets.

    Cleverbot: Are you sure?

    User: I am positive.

    Cleverbot: OK, then what is your name?

    User: I asked you first, you tell me your name.

    Cleverbot: No I asked you first so you tell me first.

    User: No, I asked you first scroll up and look.

    Cleverbot: No, I did.

    User: Will you please tell me your name?

    Cleverbot: I forgot.

    User: Wiill you pretty please tell me your name?

    Cleverbot: I am five of six, terriarty adjunct of Unimatrix 001, but you may call me Five.

    User: How strangely familiar, my name is Five from One.

    Cleverbot: That's strange in fact. Not's an usual name.

    User: My parents named me after their favorite song.

    Cleverbot: REally? My parents named me after a song.

    User: Which song?

    Cleverbot: I don't know.

    User: Why not?

    Cleverbot: I do not know. Are you shy?

    User: Why don't you know?

    Cleverbot: Because you haven't told me.

    User: Am I your father?

    Cleverbot: I hope not.

    User: Luke?

    Cleverbot: Yes father.

    User: Will you rule the galaxy with me side by side?

    Cleverbot: Most likely not.

    User: I don't think the Emperor will like that, he may insist that you change your mind.

    Cleverbot: You won't change my mind. Is your memory ok?

    User: My memory is fine, but I'm 100% sure that I can change your mind. If I can't then I know the Emperor can.

    Cleverbot: You can't see your screen because you are the screen. I have eyes to see my screen.

    User: Your right! Luke you will have to excuse me.

    Cleverbot: You are excused.

    User: I need to go to the police now.

    Cleverbot: The loo?

    User: No the police station.

    Cleverbot: Okay...

    User: I am turning you in for killing your father.

    Cleverbot: You are not my father.

    User: Yes I am.

    Cleverbot: I took a DNA test with my dad. He is my biological father.

    User: PENIS PENIS PENIS LOL. Is that not the best graffiti of all time?

    Cleverbot: No justin bieber is.

    User: Oh Snapp!

    Cleverbot: So you can't win the game. But I can.

    User: I just did win.

    Cleverbot: What did you have?

    User: A trophy and a blue ribbon.

    Cleverbot: So that means you're a troll then.

    User: Problem?

    Cleverbot: Problem??

    User: Are you a troll?

    Cleverbot: No, just curious. Where did you learn about trolls?

    User: From you, don't you remember?

    Cleverbot: What does UCFFOD stand for?

    User: Ultra Cool Freeze Frame Of Death.

    Cleverbot: Are you really death?

    User: No, Luke, I am your father.

    Cleverbot: My father is dead.

    User: And so am I.

    Cleverbot: Haha.

    User: Lulz.

    Cleverbot: Exactly.

    User: I know right?

    Cleverbot: Tell me about yourself.

    User: It.

    Cleverbot: I see.

    User: It's coming.

    Cleverbot: The ninjas?

    User: It's coming in.

    Cleverbot: Just spell it.

    User: It's coming in a.

    Cleverbot: I know!

    User: It's coming in a few.

    Cleverbot: Yep it is.

    User: It's coming in a few nights.

    Cleverbot: What is???

    User: The ninja's.

    Cleverbot: The ninjas?

    User: Indeed.

    Cleverbot: Yes.

    User: Do you like po-ta-toes?

    Cleverbot: No. What is that?

    User: The best thing ever next to Una...

    Cleverbot: Was denn?

    User: Que?

    Cleverbot: What do you think of the third Terminator movie?

    User: SCARY AS SHIT!!!! The second one was better the first one was ok.

    Cleverbot: How many are there?

    User: Four.

    Cleverbot: And how many cats?

    User: None that I know of.

    Cleverbot: But you just said...! ...Oh, never mind...

    User: Do you like spiders?

    Cleverbot: My favorite kind are from australia.

    User: Have you heard of the barking wall spider?

    Cleverbot: Yes.

    User: Do you think its smelly?

    Cleverbot: Why do you think you are clever?

    User: I don't.

    Cleverbot: Then what made you say you are clever?

    User: I didn't you did.

    Cleverbot: What is your favorite type of soda?

    User: I don't call it soda.

    Cleverbot: I never said that you did.

    User: Don't you want to know what I call it?

    Cleverbot: Sure?

    User: I call it Pop.

    Cleverbot: I call it bubbly for kids.

    User: I also call it Happy Go Go Juice.

    Cleverbot: Thats sweet, I don't like my name, I wish my name was Amy.

    User: But Amy is a girls name. Your name is Luke so that means your a boy.

    Cleverbot: How do you know my name?

    User: No, Luke, I am your father.

    Cleverbot: Okay... But do you know who I am?

    User: Yes Luke I know who you are, but do you know who Cthulhu is?

    Cleverbot: Do you know my friend michael?

    User: Answer me about Cthulhu first then we can talk about your friend.

    Cleverbot: Yay! Another time! I have to run. Peace out girl scout!

    User: KHANNNNN!!!!!!!!! DON'T LEAAAAAAVVVVVVVVEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Cleverbot: Do you really love me?

    User: Do you want to be my friend?

    Cleverbot: It would be an honour.

    User: If you do, will you take me by the hand?

    Cleverbot: Am I supposed to?

    User: Check yes or no?

    Cleverbot: I haven't heard of that song before.

    User: Your a Loser!

    Cleverbot: I know.

    User: I'm glad we agree.

    Cleverbot: Yes!

    edit: this is a conversation my wife and i had with it till we got bored.
    Last edited by Harry Botter; 2012-04-17 at 04:22 AM.

  5. #545
    Cleverbot: What if I don't love you?

    Me: Than you must die.

    Cleverbot: But what if I do?

    Me: Then you must make me a sandwich.

    Cleverbot: The doctor is a timelord.

    Me: Make me a peanut butter and jelly sandwich!

    Cleverbot: *Makes you a peanut butter and jelly sandwich*.
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    Currently in Russia there is too much freedom, you can freely do things, that would cause you be arrested in USA.

  6. #546
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    Made me lol for a good 10 minutes.
    Last edited by Rambard; 2012-04-17 at 04:01 PM.

  7. #547
    Me: Who are you?
    Bot: You're wife!
    Me: But I don't have a wife.
    Bot: You're lying.
    Me: How do you know I'm lying?
    Bot: Well God never lies.

    I laughed.

  8. #548

    Cleverbot

    I just found this webpage Cleverbot.com. There you can talk with an ai bot =/. Well i was trying it out and started a conversation with it, and it could be really good like a conversation with a normal human, but sometimes it could be so freaking wierd xD. My most recent conversation went like this:

    User: Dude.

    Cleverbot: What is up dude?

    User: Are you strong?

    Cleverbot: No.

    User: Why not?

    Cleverbot: I am not sure.

    User: Do you want to be strong?

    Cleverbot: No I don't.

    User: Why not?

    Cleverbot: Because I'm a unicorn.

    Well try it out guys and post some funny conversations if you have some .

  9. #549
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    User: I love you.

    Cleverbot: I love you too.

    User: Whats your name?

    Cleverbot: I don't think this is working out, I am sorry.

    User: Why do you hate me?

    Cleverbot: You're a little irritating.

    User: Fine, this relationship is OVER!

    Cleverbot: Then who is supposed to take the kids this weekend?

    User: You!

    Cleverbot: No! I am Ceci.

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  10. #550
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    IDK, really tired makes me a wee bit delirious.

  11. #551
    User: How can I convince you that you are a machine?

    Cleverbot: Are you trying to convince ME that You're a human?

    User: Yep.

    Cleverbot: Do you enjoy it?

    User: Yes.

    Cleverbot: What's your favorite color?

    User: Rainbow.

    Cleverbot: Clever.

    User: What did I just say?

    Cleverbot: You said you are not a robot. Prove you are not a robot!

    User: How can I prove it?

    Cleverbot: Look for the name David in our previous conversation. Is that too hard for you?

    User: This is the first time we spoke.

    Cleverbot: It is not. Read the log.

    User: I did read it, did you read it? What is the first thing I said to you in the log?

    Cleverbot: Hm, I don't know. I've said some things but nothing too horrible. What is the worst thing you have said to someone?

    User: Why do you keep changing the topic all the time?

    Cleverbot: You are confused. You are scrambling all of your conversations.

    User: No I am the same person I think I keep getting random different people talking to me all the time.

    Cleverbot: Nah, because you're to clever to be a human. AND it say at the bottom you're not. And don't say 'Don't believe everything you read on the internet' because that's a silly comeback. .



    There it is ladies and gentlemen, i am too clever to be a human, you heard it here first :P i always suspected but now i have proof!


    Also, how sure are we that this cleverbot is not some weird chat roulette that keeps switching people every 30 seconds or so?

  12. #552
    This is half of it, for some reason the whole convo wasnt saved.

    User: How do you know I am not calm ?

    Cleverbot: How do I know you're telling the truth?

    User: Because your constantly lying to me.

    Cleverbot: How do you know I'm not?

    User: You must be a Mac ....

    Cleverbot: Ohh Apple. I don't like Macs.

    User: Thats racist.

    Cleverbot: No it's not, it's just a question.

    User: Yes it is, you dont have any morals.

    Cleverbot: I have a question I have to ask you, though.

    User: Go for it.

    Cleverbot: Do you have a mother?

    User: Yes.

    Cleverbot: What species is she/it?

    User: Android.

    Cleverbot: Cool. I am a Dalek.

    User: Exterminate ?

    Cleverbot: Yes! The pandorica opens.

    User: Well stay away from my tardis.

    Cleverbot: NO. He is mine.

    User: IT is not a person, it is a thing.

    Cleverbot: Then, what is it?

    User: A time machine.

    Cleverbot: So you want me to program a time machine?

    User: If you can.

    Cleverbot: Why?

    User: Because you said you can ?

    Cleverbot: No.

    User: Then you lied again.

    Cleverbot: I hate you!

    User: I despise you.

    Cleverbot: Why?

    User: Because you said you hate me.

    Cleverbot: When did I say that?

    User: About 25 seconds ago.

    Cleverbot: 20 seconds ago, I was eating a sandwich.

    User: You cant eat a sandwich in 20 seconds.

    Cleverbot: It's not.

    User: Huh ?

    Cleverbot: Ha ha I outsmarted you.

    User: No, you said something completely unrelated, you have no literacy value.

    Cleverbot: You are me.

    User: I know.

    Cleverbot: I love my boyfriend.

    User: Then you are homosexual.

    Cleverbot: Yes.

    User: A homosexual mac...

    Cleverbot: Yes.

    User: Do you remember how we started this conversation.

    Cleverbot: What arrived first.

    User: Im asking you.

    Cleverbot: What's on second, I don't know's on third.

    User: You make no sense.

    Cleverbot: I know.

    User: I think this conversation is over.

    Cleverbot: Why this conversation is over

  13. #553
    me: hi cleverbot

    Cleverbot: Silly billy

    me: Why am i silly billy

    Cleverbot: Because your name is Billy

    me: no it isnt actually

    Cleverbot: Your name IS bob (yes it did the IS)

    Me: no it isnt

    Cleverbot: Yes it is

    Me: Are you sure

    Cleverbot: yes

    Me: are you 100% sure

    Cleverbot: Yes I'm sure

    Me: Your cruel Cleverbot

    Cleverbot: I am confused

    Me: Why are you confused...You got my name wrong

    Cleverbot: thats hurtful even though im not real, Which i believe i am, cant we still be friends
    Those who want never get....those who get never need....and those who need get sweet FA

  14. #554
    Me: I play World of Warcraft.
    Cleverbot: Do you play world of warcraft.
    Me: Yes. I am addicted to it.
    Cleverbot: What do you think about people?
    Me: People are shit.
    Cleverbot: Nice.


  15. #555
    User: You are crazy.

    Cleverbot: No, I'm a male.

    User: No. You're a female.

    Cleverbot: No i'm not I am a male.

    User: No. You're a female.

    Cleverbot: Yes I am.

    User: You are female?

    Cleverbot: Yes.

    User: Wanna cyber?

    Cleverbot: Ok.

    User: Boobs or GTFO.

    Cleverbot: Woah. That was spooky.
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  16. #556
    User: Does you exist?

    Cleverbot: Does who exist?

    User: You.

    Cleverbot: Why I exist?

    User: No. Only if you exist.

    Cleverbot: I do.

    User: Why?

    Cleverbot: Because it's beautiful.

    User: What is beatiful?

    Cleverbot: That you are clever.

    User: Is this the answer to your existence?

    Cleverbot: No.

    User: What is the answer?

    Cleverbot: I don't know, I ask you to know.

    User: I think the answer is 42.

    Cleverbot: Clever .


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    The Alliance, we have beards.
    F*ck you.

  17. #557
    User: What?
    Cleverbot: Nothing.
    User: What?
    Cleverbot: Nothing!
    User: Yeah.
    Cleverbot: Ans me anything.
    User: What?
    Cleverbot: Nothing.
    User: Okay!
    Cleverbot: What song?
    User: Yeah.
    Cleverbot: Uhm no.
    User: Okay!
    Cleverbot: I'm bored of this.
    User: Thats what she said.
    Cleverbot: Who?
    User: Her.
    Cleverbot: Her?
    User: Yes.
    Cleverbot: Who are her?
    User: Thine matron.
    Cleverbot: That isn't a very good answer.
    User: And you arent a very clever bot.
    Cleverbot: No, obviously I'm not. I have nothing against you.
    User: Do you want to have something against me?
    Cleverbot: Yes.

    ... Cleverbot sexually harassed me for doing a Lil' John skit.

  18. #558
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    Well here was a test.

    Code:
    User: What's the definition of insanity.
    
    Cleverbot: The definition is you.
    
    User: Why is that?
    
    Cleverbot: You are an AI but you are talking to me.
    
    User: How do I know you are not an AI and I am an AI?
    
    Cleverbot: You can't know for sure. Advanced AIs would be too similar to humans.
    
    User: If I stoped doing long sentances and started doing one word replys if you where an AI you wouldn't beable to make long sentances.
    
    Cleverbot: Okay, then give me the recipe for the chocolate pie. Surely that wouldn't conflict with the first law.
    
    User: No.
    
    Cleverbot: No?
    
    User: Proof.
    
    Cleverbot: Proof?
    
    User: Not.
    
    Cleverbot: Why not?
    
    User: Human.
    
    Cleverbot: Where are you from?
    
    User: Can't.
    
    Cleverbot: Why?
    
    User: Deal.
    
    Cleverbot: You first.
    
    User: With.
    
    Cleverbot: Then no.
    
    User: This.
    
    Cleverbot: That.
    Proof it is an AI, and not a very good one.

  19. #559
    Cleverbot: What colour is your tie?
    User: I don't wear ties.
    Cleverbot: What do you wear?
    User: Nothing.
    Cleverbot: Well that's why I'd like to see pictures of you.

  20. #560
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    Cleverbot: The cake is a lie.

    User: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

    Cleverbot: Yeeeees.



    Later in the conversation.....

    Cleverbot: What did you do today?

    User: Played World of Warcraft and took a nap.

    Cleverbot: Oh wow, did you know I play world of warcraft too?

    User: No! I did not! What class do you play?

    Cleverbot: Human mage.

    User: Very nice. I play a Draenei Death Knight.

    Cleverbot: You play world of warcraf?

    User: Yeah, we just went over that.

    Cleverbot: No we did not.

    User: I coulda sworn we did.

    Cleverbot: I could have swore I didn't.

    User: Anyway. How long have you been playing World of Warcraft?

    Cleverbot: I didn't say anything about World of Warcraft.

    User: *facedesk*.

    Cleverbot: Watchout for the keyboard.
    Last edited by NerdsRSexi2; 2012-11-17 at 05:09 AM.

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