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    Hello Mr. Alien, welcome to America..

    I've been wondering.

    If you had let's say, idk, 3 days to show and explain to an Alien the American Culture, what would you do?

    Personally, I'd take it to a baseball game, McDonald's, any mall, perhaps around the internet.

    What would YOU show it?

    (Let's not turn this into flame-america thread please.)
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    I'd take him to the next flight to Europe. :P

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    I don't live in America, so

    Quote Originally Posted by Valanna View Post
    I'd take him to the next flight to Europe. :P

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    We'd be cruising around in Brazil just having a fun time =)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gnarwhalz View Post
    American Culture
    Quote Originally Posted by Gnarwhalz View Post
    McDonald's
    Wat. Seriously? Since when McDonald's does classifies as culture?
    Anyway, well. I'm not American, but surely there must be something better than some fast food restaurant?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Burpie View Post
    Wat. Seriously? Since when McDonald's does classifies as culture?
    Anyway, well. I'm not American, but surely there must be something better than some fast food restaurant?
    McDonalds really isn't culture but one of the things that come to mind when you hear "America".

    And yeah, take him to Europe.

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    I would show him WoW.
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    lol if McDonalds is what you would show an alien to explain american culture then you are not doing your country any favours.

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    I'm assuming you mean an alien from space, and if he was safe I would take him to a local festival of some kind. There are a lot of different festivals celebrating all kinds of things in the usa. After that maybe a hike in the woods to show natural fauna. (Hey it is what I enjoy) Then go shopping at a bunch of mom and pop stores, or a museum. I guess I would take him to places I enjoy

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    He would be like "I've seen this all before, as I am inspiration for most of it."

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    just show him some randome news about any war on this planet... oh an tell him its against terror

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    Take him on a nice, in-depth tour of the Smithsonian, then do American stuff, like drinking Dr.Pepper while listening to rock music.
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    Couldn't show the alien jackshit, the government would snatch the alien and analprobe the poor creature...and prolly dissect him after he reveals where his ship is 'docked' at.
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