View Poll Results: Do you wipe sitting down or standing up?

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  • Sitting

    77 65.25%
  • Standing

    41 34.75%
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  1. #21
    What the hell kind of question is this

  2. #22
    Stand up. Sure you get more shit on the inner part of your cheeks, but that's nothing a wet paper towel with some soap won't fix. I don't like the idea of putting my hand down the bowl.

    Haters gonna hate

  3. #23
    Quote Originally Posted by Proberly View Post
    Stand up. Sure you get more shit on the inner part of your cheeks, but that's nothing a wet paper towel with some soap won't fix. I don't like the idea of putting my hand down the bowl.

    Haters gonna hate
    This guy.

    He's got the right idea.

    I honestly never even thought of doing it sitting down, seems quite unsanitary.

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  5. #25
    Sitting down <3

  6. #26
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    Whenever I know a wipe is eminent, I /dance.

    I also /dance on the trash after Halfus in BoT so the fire elementals don't blow me away. I don't know why it works, but it does.

    No, I refuse to talk about fecal matter on a video game forum. Even though earlier today I felt like my ass vomited.
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  7. #27
    I don't wipe. When I am done I just go outside and sit on the water fountain. It's the redneck version of a Bidet.

  8. #28
    I pay people to wipe for me. I'll stand to be nice to them so they don't have to dig in the bowl, though.
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  9. #29
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grissym View Post
    I pay people to wipe for me. I'll stand to be nice to them so they don't have to dig in the bowl, though.
    Just answer the question dude.. In your case, are the people wiping your royal cheeks standing up or sitting down?

    In my case, I stand up, like a man, how else can I observe my creation?

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    I'm a sitter, but i realized that I do work my way up to a standing position.
    I love how this thread was moved from off topic to fun stuff. Lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jibteck View Post
    I'm a sitter, but i realized that I do work my way up to a standing position.
    I love how this thread was moved from off topic to fun stuff. Lol
    I guess poop is fun stuff to mods.

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    Sitting, lolol.

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    We've got a solid 2/3 split. If only this vote were worldwide.
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    We really don't need poop topics.

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