View Poll Results: Do you wipe sitting down or standing up?

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    Wipe sitting down or standing up?

    Don't know why but the thought to do this poll popped up when I was in the washroom today.
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    Poll* And sitting down.

    To wipe standing up you'd have to bend over like your taking it in the ass or something.
    Last edited by Sarix; 2011-04-01 at 06:44 AM.

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    Corrected.
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    Sitting down,i always take wipes calmly


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    Quote Originally Posted by Erathus View Post
    Sitting down,i always take wipes calmly
    Badum tch.

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    I assume "sitting" is really half sitting on one cheek...or are you literally sticking your hand in the bowl to reach underneath?? o_o


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    Sitting, squatting. You know what I mean haha. Maybe I should've put squatting instead but eh.
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    Wipes in the bathroom, sitting.

    Wipes in WoW I prefer to /cower

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    Sitting down of course.. Who would wipe standing up?

    If you stood up, I'd imagine it'd be like those butterfly paintings you did as a kid, where you paint one half of the paper and fold it in half..

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    whoever voted standing up please explain. I would realy like to know how.. maby try it

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    usually i sit in my chair - frustrated - when we wipe, why would i stand up?

    Don't Fwoosh me bro.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Xiaz89 View Post
    usually i sit in my chair - frustrated - when we wipe, why would i stand up?
    That joke is even funnier the second time! AHAHA

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    Quote Originally Posted by Xiaz89 View Post
    usually i sit in my chair - frustrated - when we wipe, why would i stand up?

    WIN

    topic over

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wallex View Post
    Sitting down of course.. Who would wipe standing up?

    If you stood up, I'd imagine it'd be like those butterfly paintings you did as a kid, where you paint one half of the paper and fold it in half..
    Thank you for the mental image... >_<
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wallex View Post
    Sitting down of course.. Who would wipe standing up?

    If you stood up, I'd imagine it'd be like those butterfly paintings you did as a kid, where you paint one half of the paper and fold it in half..
    I wonder the same thing.
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    What is this I dont even

    Totally epic thread, Xiaz89 wins 10 internets!

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    where is the /dance option >< hehe. but sitting down. but well.. good time to get up and move anyways and at guild lvl25 ress gets easier

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    Both, first sit then stand.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sarix View Post
    Poll* And sitting down.
    To wipe standing up you'd have to bend over like your taking it in the ass or something.
    If you can scratch your own arse you should be able to wipe it using the same reach around technique while standing up

    ---------- Post added 2011-04-01 at 09:30 AM ----------

    Quote Originally Posted by 44thsavage View Post
    whoever voted standing up please explain. I would realy like to know how.. maby try it
    The easiest way is to stand up and face the toilet then put one of your feet on the edge of the bowl like you were tying your shoe then reach around with a wad of toilet paper and wipe.

    You don't generally have to put your leg up but your less likely to miss something by doing it.
    I stand up to wipe simply because it is more efficient/sanitary not to mention it is less likely you get crap on your hands.
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    Huh who needs to wipe when you got a toto?

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