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  1. #221
    Quote Originally Posted by pickley View Post
    Kind of disturbing. Shes dead.... Not to mention you would probally get some sort of weird Disease...
    Wierd disease as in.. TEH PLAGUE?
    Quite likely, I think.
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    1: Draenei(love those hips)
    2: Night Elves(because tall chicks are hot)
    3: Blood Elves(but crack addicts put out right?)
    4: Dwarf(lots of beer makes everything look better.)
    5: Orc(Because she started to get angry if I put her any lower)
    6: Human(....well, because it'd be kinda boring to enter a fantasy universe and only sleep with humans)
    7: Troll(like orcs and night elves....that somewhere went wrong)
    8: Gnome(kinda on the short list)
    9: Goblin(Because it's too expensive.
    10: Tauren(while otherwise nice girls, I'm not into cows)
    11: Worgen(I ain't no furry and six nipples is kinda creepy)
    12: Undead(ewww....just...EWWWW)

    Quote Originally Posted by Ershiin View Post
    Wierd disease as in.. TEH PLAGUE?
    Quite likely, I think.
    Oh dear lord, THATS how Sylvanas is going to spread the new plague!
    Last edited by Sunseeker; 2011-04-08 at 04:49 PM.

  3. #223
    1. Draenei.
    2. Night Elf.
    3. Blood Elf.
    4. Worgen (WORGEN FORMAMG)
    5. Worgen (Human form).
    6. Human
    7. Troll
    8. Orc.
    9. Dwarf
    10. Tauren
    11. Goblin
    12. Hand
    13. Undeads

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    I am female. I am also straight.

    But Draenei female for the win! \o/ They're so cute.

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    I said it before, I somehow feel like I'm surrounded by 14 year old horny idiots when I browse these forums... so many desperate threads about female gamers and shit like this it makes me puke. Go out, get a real girlfriend and stop doing this. please.

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    Draenei.
    A thousand times draenei.

    But between draenei and a real woman... yeeeeeaaaah, screw draenei
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    ... I'm surprised the mods haven't closed this yet.

    None.

  8. #228
    Quote Originally Posted by Heltoray View Post
    I said it before, I somehow feel like I'm surrounded by 14 year old horny idiots when I browse these forums... so many desperate threads about female gamers and shit like this it makes me puke. Go out, get a real girlfriend and stop doing this. please.
    Because a full grown married man will never do the "who would you rather sleep with?" game.

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    Probably Blood elf

  10. #230
    Draenei
    Night Elf
    Blood Elf
    Human
    Worgen
    Troll
    Orc
    Gnome
    Dwarf
    Goblin
    Tauren
    Undead

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aestu View Post
    Night elf, followed by belf then draenei...

    And to those who say WoW characters are just pixels, I say, movie stars and models aren't "real" either in the sense that most people will ever have any reasonable chance of fulfilling the fantasies they have about them...or in the sense that what you see are their real faces or physical appearance, with all the plastic surgery and makeup.

    Human beings find images arousing and that's natural and appropriate.
    Holy crap. I never thought I'd see the day where Aestu says something on this forum that I actually support.

    Not his first portion, because draenei would top my list. With a body like that, what's not to like? Also, you'd be surprised how kinky you can get with a tail. :P

    The second portion though, really. People, grow up. It's essentially a question of "if these were real, which one would you want to bone", not "if you could jump in your computer and have sex with pixels, which one would you bone". Just because it's on a PC doesn't mean people live in them all day. We know there are real women out there who are hot and, yes, we would totally want to bone them too. You watch porn and go "oh shit that b&*^% is hot" and fap off. You'll never in your lifetime meet that woman, and she will never in your lifetime do to you what she's doing to the guy with the 17 inch wang chung in the video you're watching. So, in essence, I guess if you're the "it's just pixels" person, then you shouldn't be watching porn, because that's just another version of the same fantasy world.

    Your argument, it has failed you now.
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    Undead. pretty much

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    You people saying it's just pixels must surely have no imagination whatsoever. Of course I wouldn't want to hit it with a 3D model. I can however imagine what that same 3D model would look were it of flesh and bone, and like what I see. How that's hard to understand I've no idea.

    Personally I'd love a flexible night elf in my bed, or a draenei (curves...).
    I wouldn't say no to a human either. Those boobs and hips are lovely.
    Well excuuuse me, Princess.

    You are now breathing manually.

  14. #234
    Quote Originally Posted by pickley View Post
    Kind of disturbing. Shes dead.... Not to mention you would probally get some sort of weird Disease...


    hell, id still hit it

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    Quote Originally Posted by Justiman View Post


    hell, id still hit it
    Yeah but he has balls of steel.

    Don't sweat the details!!!

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    If they were real, I would have to say:
    Worgen female (worgen form)
    Orc female
    Draenei female
    Troll Female
    Tauren Female

    The rest? No thanks.

    You see the troll and orc female dances? Those are nice.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PetersenIII View Post
    Worgen human form and human are the exact same...yet you list them differently...
    Because after a shower, a worgen would still smell like a wet dog. lol

    I would have a 4 way with Nelf, Belf, and a gnome

  18. #238
    Quote Originally Posted by malpractis View Post
    nelf
    draenei
    troll, but only summergale

    Totally agree, all three of them

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    What is this I don't even...
    Real tanks don't use that foo foo magic stuff...we use steel and harsh language.

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  20. #240
    1. Human.
    2. Night Elf.
    3. Blood Elf.

    Every other race would be a total turn off ... penis not hard = no sex

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