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  1. #421
    Female blood elf; they're cute. Shame I play Alliance though.

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    Herald of the Titans naturetauren's Avatar
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    Its hard to choose:

    Either draenei females or night elf females. I get enough human females irl. I love draeneis butts.
    OP spells at Ashran? Based on faction population? Yes, WODs gonna be the most awesome expansion ever! Propably gonna hit under 4 million sub mark.

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    I generally don't resort to these sorts of threads, but I'm bored, it's late, I'm heavily sedated, and still can't sleep. So here we go.

    1 - Humans. They have healthy curves. I'd rather not bang a skeleton.
    2 - Forsaken. Hey, we all have our weird quirks, don't judge me. This also highly depends on the level of... decomposition.
    3 - Draenei. The hooves would probably be awkward, and the tail would likely get in the way. She can keep the horns, though. Mmmm demons. I'd also probably prefer the red Eredar skin over typical Draenei. That, or very dark skin.
    4 - Blood Elves. Generally, way too skinny for my tastes, but I was always strangely attracted to the depiction of the female Blood Elf Paladin on one of the old TBC loading screens (in Color! http://images.fanpop.com/images/imag...31_800_600.jpg)
    5 - Trolls. As long as they have one of the... less funked-up looking faces. As long as she wasn't one of the ones that would look like she would eat me if I fell asleep afterwards.
    6 - Orcs. Look a little less angry, grow a little bit more hair and lose a bit of muscles mass/tone and they'd be just fine.
    7 - Tauren. Except... not as a cow. Imagining the Tauren's general body type and translating that onto a more human race. A little big, but not too bad. I like a little bit of... meat.
    8 - Goblin. Something... about them...
    9 - Dwarves. They have potential to at least be "cute" (thinking outside of the outdated faces in-game). Let it also be known that Rift's female Dwarves are strangely attractive. o_O
    10 - Gnomes. I'm sorry. They're adorable, but no. Just... no.
    11 - Night Elves. I'm sorry. You're tall and awkward. You have ugly skin. You have ugly hair. At least Draenei, who are also quite tall, are somehow attractive, even with their glowing eyes, hooves, tail and horns. But Night Elves are just plain ugly.
    12 - Worgen. In Worgen form? Heeeeeell no. In Human form? Same as any other human. So long as she doesn't change mid-boinking. Although with the cockney accent, as long as it's not too obnoxious, I might bump them above Humans.

    ---------- Post added 2011-04-09 at 07:58 AM ----------

    Quote Originally Posted by Setzerr
    ^^^ Totally agree.

    Ummm, Honestly. None. None at all. They are game characters.... This is kind of a sick thread. You are talking about having sex with game characters, which is physically impossible, that is like meeting a girl on facebook and trying to have sex with her picture. I am sorry to flame/troll... But this truly is sick, and whoever made this thread really needs to seek help from a therapist/Specialist in this field because boy.... They need it.
    Your quick and strong denial of the subject is an obvious flag that you're the one who has some deep-rooted psychological problem. This is actually a quite healthy topic. Unless you've had a lobotomy, it's exceptionally easy to imagine these game characters as real beings. It's perfectly healthy to fantasize, as long as your fantasy doesn't become an obsession.

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    Pandaren Monk Of-the-horde's Avatar
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    Female Draenei <3

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    Quote Originally Posted by Veyne View Post
    11 - Night Elves. I'm sorry. You're tall and awkward. You have ugly skin. You have ugly hair. At least Draenei, who are also quite tall, are somehow attractive, even with their glowing eyes, hooves, tail and horns. But Night Elves are just plain ugly.
    I laughed so hard at this one, not sure why.

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    Draenei.
    It's never too late to discover that you're into tails, blue skin, horns and hooves.

    On a more serious note: Why hasn't this threat been locked/deleted yet?
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    Stood in the Fire Feluna's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Theleklol View Post
    On a more serious note: Why hasn't this threat been locked/deleted yet?
    Why should someone lock this thread. It's just a thread over imagination =)
    Nothing more.
    Don't tell me the sky is the limit when there are footprints on the moon.

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    Night elves. Because I was enjoying WoW porn LONG before anyone had even heard of a draenei.
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    I've had lucid dreams a couple times.

    I usually imagine some girl I have a crush on and DEMOLISH her, then go back to the computer and start farming whiptail.

  9. #429
    Do people realize this is a video game........

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    Quote Originally Posted by Feluna View Post
    Why should someone lock this thread. It's just a thread over imagination =)
    Nothing more.
    Sexuality of some sort is baseline for every human being. (excluding eunuchs[unics phonetically] and their sort)

    Only the unimaginative/insecure would be offended by it.

    Nothing is shameful or inappropriate.
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  11. #431
    Quote Originally Posted by bullstizz View Post
    do people realize this is a video game........
    what the f***!!?

  12. #432
    Fun thread so just gonna answer, even if i know its pixels.. duuh..

    Female Draenei and Night Elf is the only races that would make me Lesbian!

  13. #433
    Night elf>draenei>blood elf>human>undead>everything else

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    Clearly made by a teenage virgin

  15. #435
    ITT: A bunch of 14 year olds worried about being cool

    also people jealous that my draenei character is hotter than their IRL girlfriend. u mad?
    Last edited by whatthefudge; 2011-04-09 at 11:50 AM.

  16. #436
    You should seek help.

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    None, but if I was forced to have sex with a female wow race, it would be orc since they're pretty burly.

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    i was about to say Night Elf and then i saw the complete thread title =.="

    But then, Night Elf almost makes me a lesbian.
    Last edited by Cold; 2011-04-09 at 12:01 PM.

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    I dont see why, but meh.

    I think Draenei are prettier than Nelfs, and doesnt have that 'Oh Mai Gawd' feel about them.

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    Draenei
    Blood Elf
    Night Elf
    Dwarf
    Gnome
    Human/Worgen(human form)
    Orc
    Troll
    Goblin
    Tauren
    Undead

    Yeah tha'ts about the order Draenei def top on my list Goblin jumper-cables and butter FTW.

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