Which female wow race would you most readily have sex with??

[Tantric]

Funny this thread has come up, because I've JUST changed my Male gnome to a female.

I LOVE HER.

It sounds like that could develop into a debilitating problem.

[Deleted]

Can't say I ever thought about it much before but I'd take a troll for a roll in the hay. The only condition is she has small tusks. Seriously you could end up with a few extra holes if you weren't careful.

There was one poster who said he wouldn't sleep with anything that has six nipples on a full moon. All I can say is think of the possabilities. As long as your rabies vaccinations are up to date and you have some flea powder on hand should it turn mid night while mid performance it's all good.

I concur with others though. While it is a bit weird I guess in terms of subject frankly it's no more bizzare than anything else on the web. As the Joker once said "What doesn't kill you only makes you... stranger"

[Goldrinn]

There was one poster who said he wouldn't sleep with anything that has six nipples on a full moon. All I can say is think of the possabilities. As long as your rabies vaccinations are up to date and you have some flea powder on hand should it turn mid night while mid performance it's all good.

Ehh.. maybe if I can put a paper bag over her chihuahua-like face..

..and shave her..?

I just don't really have the desire to be with a furry, claw-y, dog-like woman.

[mugiwara1984]

human
bloodelf
nightelf
dranei
gnome
dwarves

the rest is not really acceptable.

[lvlark]

Just realised Frank Zappa would love this thread. From Goblin Girl:
"Best way a girl
Can dress for me
Is in a Goblin suit"

From Jewish Princess:
"I want a steamy little jewish princess
With over-worked gums, who squeaks when she cums
I don't want no troll
I just want a yemenite hole"
So we can infer that he'd probably have goblins tops, and humans somewhere above trolls.. Any FZ fans now of more hints?

[nixcookies]

This is such a weird topic, I don't know what to make of it.

[Goldrinn]

Frank Zappa

That guy always creeped me out for some reason. I can't really place my finger on it, but something about him bugged me.

[Sorrior]

I'm going to guess alot of people here have never heard of rule 34 or hentai.

[Valenhil]

I'm not counting human and worgen, for obvious reasons. Also, I'd never git nekkid with a Gnome, Tauren, undead, or Goblin.
1-Draenei
2-Blood Elf
3-Night Elf
4-Troll
5-Dwarf
6-Orc

[lvlark]

Ow Frank Zappa is a nasty fella allright. You should look up the entire lyrics of the songs I posted. Or Catholic Girls for that matter.

[Sorrior]

I'm not counting human and worgen, for obvious reasons. Also, I'd never git nekkid with a Gnome, Tauren, undead, or Goblin.
1-Draenei
2-Blood Elf
3-Night Elf
4-Troll
5-Dwarf
6-Orc

Why no goblin now that i think of it i'm sure they;d be down for all kinds of toys and experimentation in bed.

Also anyone else get an image of c'thun and a group of females doin well ya know mmmm tentacles.

[nixcookies]

I'm going to guess alot of people here have never heard of rule 34 or hentai.

I'm scared to google 'rule 34' I can imagine it to be somthing freaky haha. I think I know what hentai is though, you see it uploaded onto porn websites all the time.

[lvlark]

Why no goblin now that i think of it i'm sure they;d be down for all kinds of toys and experimentation in bed.

Lol fair enough. If that's your ballgame (see what I did there)

Also anyone else get an image of c'thun and a group of females doin well ya know mmmm tentacles.

Well you're the one that brought up hentai, so, yes I did, but I'm blaming you!

[Sorrior]

I'm scared to google 'rule 34' I can imagine it to be somthing freaky haha. I think I know what hentai is though, you see it uploaded onto porn websites all the time.

Rule 34 basically says that if you can imagine it porn of it exists somewhere on the internet. Oh and i bet the hentai you know is tame stuff. The good stuff takes some practice at finding or knowing where to go. It's my primary porn source and as a member of the anime community this type of topic is not only normal to me but even seems pretty damn tame.

[Krullthor]

my gf says I should answer "none of them obviously"

[lasheric]

I usually don't post, but this topic seemed fun.

First off, I think orc/troll/tauren/undead are out. The orc and troll chicks i wouldn't want to kiss bescause of the tusks, nor would I want to do "other" things with their mouth. The tauren is not only ugly, but I imagine they would have some nasty hygene. I mean cows are always swatting around their tails to keep the flies off! lol. undead...uck (not into that).

So that leaves Blood/Night elf, Dwarf/gnome/goblin and draenei/worgen. (why list human, I mean that's what we do already!)

I think the elves would come first, blood first because they are smaller/slimmer and I'm into that more. The worgen chick is out cause wet dog smells nasty. Draenei...maybe, but man I really would be put off by the hoofs (the tail though...oh that tail). Gnome/goblin would be under elves and dwarf, before the horde. (just put a bag over that dwarf head eh?)

[Sorrior]

Lol fair enough. If that's your ballgame (see what I did there)

Well you're the one that brought up hentai, so, yes I did, but I'm blaming you!

Nothing wrong with toys or tentacles. Well not if you ask me.

[lvlark]

I'm scared to google 'rule 34' I can imagine it to be somthing freaky haha. I think I know what hentai is though, you see it uploaded onto porn websites all the time.

You're safe, googling rule 34 will not lead to explicit material with the first few hits.

[Leorina]

Male blood elf.

What? They're feminine enough.

[Deleted]

night elf
human
goblin

rest don't have females in my book