Funniest GM response you've ever gotten...

[Kugel]

I'm just curious as to if anyone else has gotten funny responses from GM's (and I don't mean they're ignoring your issue that you reported, just something funny they did or sad during the convo with them or whatever)...

For me it was while we were trying our first attempt at heroic Freya, I can't remember why I put the ticket in, but we'd just cleared the trash to Freya when the GM asked if I had a moment to speak with them. My raid was kewl with it, so we stopped for a few while I discussed it with them. After the conversation was done tho, he was like, "Oh heroic Freya huh?", and we talked for a min about it, I of course just asked if he could go ahead and kill her for us.. he laughed of course and said no he couldn't, and wished us good luck... I was in vent with my guildies, and told them I was about done, so we put down a feast and we were buffing up... GM's I'm guessing can see what yer doing and stuff, and they made a comment of like, "Oh a fish feast! NOM NOM NOM NOM"... and then continued to say stuff like, "Yeah most people can't cook these right, but this one is good!" I got a kick outta it, and so did everyone else in vent, was funny to me atleast... anyone else got any funny stories they'd like to share?

[Deleted]

I spoke to a gm once and asked for a joke, got 'How do all blood elf jokes start?'


With character creation.

Have a look at wowbash.com, its absolutely hilarious.

Always remember to ask for a gm joke....

[sl2059]

I once got a nice offline response..It ended with:
"Name-Gnomish Game Master
Resolving problems and avoiding stomping in style!
Joke of the Day: Why didn't the undead cross the river? Cause he didn't have the guts..:P"
Forgot his name...

[Deleted]

I asked the GM once if I could get a joke,

GM: Anything more I could assist you with while im here?
Me: A joke would be great, heard that GM jokes use to be funny
GM: So wanna hear a joke?
Me: Yes please
GM: Your arena rating.
GM: Badum tish....
Me:

[Joben]

Opened a ticket because it wouldn't let me Queue for a Random because it said I was in BG queue (I wasn't)
GM fixed it for me then..
GM: I see you got Zin'rokh yesterday!
Me: Yes sir! On my second troll solve too!!!
GM: Compliments of my magic GM pixie dust no doubt.
Me: Thanks for it, I'm still sparkling with it apparently.
GM: It's like stripper glitter. It takes a while to wear off.

[Savedwow]

I once had a GM message me for tips on HLK25. True fax.

[Deleted]

once asked a GM to play a practical joke on me.

Epic

Thanks to eternalwhitemoon for giving the resize code need

[eternalwhitemoon]

once asked a GM to play a practical joke on me.


Epic

OMG, that's awesome. I have to remember to ask for that next time. XD

BTW to resize:

[ url=http://img690.imageshack.us/img690/1661/wowscrnshot040210221108.jpg][ IMG]http://img690.imageshack.us/img690/1661/wowscrnshot040210221108.th.jpg[/IMG][ /url]

without the spaces.

[Tordenhov]

once asked a GM to play a practical joke on me.
< snip >
Epic

sorry for large picture, not sure how to resize it as I had to go digging through our forums to find it

LOL! That's awesome! I didn't know about asking GMs for jokes! I can't wait for my next ticket so I can ask!

[ODDLAWL]

I once saw a picture of someone putting a ticket in for help in solving a difficult mathematical equation, the GM responded back with the full answer to the equation, and it was right
-I put in a ticket a long time ago(can't remember why) but I asked the GM what the use of The Fire Extinguisher was, and if I could just vendor it. He said I should just keep it in the bank just in case it proved useful in defeating the LK (twas during Naxx I think lol) so I kept it in the bank, and I think its still there on my alt to this day.

[Ozy]

Opened a ticket because it wouldn't let me Queue for a Random because it said I was in BG queue (I wasn't)
GM fixed it for me then..
GM: I see you got Zin'rokh yesterday!
Me: Yes sir! On my second troll solve too!!!
GM: Compliments of my magic GM pixie dust no doubt.
Me: Thanks for it, I'm still sparkling with it apparently.
GM: It's like stripper glitter. It takes a while to wear off.

Thats hilarious...the only thing that takes longer is the perfume.

[coldfiredragon]

There was a character with a real inappropriate name that I could not believe made it though filter (contained profanity in it).

GM - Wanted to let you know I am looking at our little friend right now.
Me - Ya I thought that name was a bit...bad.
GM - Yes it's something. Just so you know I can't discuss outcomes with you but know that I am "vigorously investigating it".

[Tarook]

I asked a GM: Pie or cake?
To which he replied:
Pie. Always.

[Boloney]

I once saw a GM break up trade chat on hyjal US because of a troll fest.

[Chucknourishh]

when i was on eldre'thalas a gm was in dalaran and kept yelling pst me and i will show the secrets of ulduar to first 24 people, not sure if he actually invited anyone but he was also sheeping people in the game too lol

this was when ulduar first came out btw

[Hean]

The horrible part...this GM wasn't joking.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...eheaddesk1.png
ಠ_ಠ Seriously...

[Dasani]

This wasn't a conversation with a GM, but I remember watching trade chat one time and people were being exceptionally obnoxious and someone made a comment saying something to the effect of people better watch what they say or a GM will get them, then someone replied saying they don't care and they don't watch trade. Then a GM actually posted in trade, equipped with their blue blizz tag saying "Yes we do". Trade them became deadly silent for a good long while.

[Deleted]

GM: dude u are the most stupid player that i ever talked... u make me facepalm
Me: SADFACE

[Deleted]

GM: dude u are the most stupid player that i ever talked... u make me facepalm
Me: SADFACE

Suuuuure. *rolls eyes*

[Kables]

GM: What do you call 30 paladins in wintergrasp lake?
Me: lol I don't know.
GM: A bubble bath.