2004: "Don't freakin' move to Arizona, idiot. Also, make sure you turn in the application to UW on time. Freakin' a. Life experience is for suckers!"
And the guy on the front page who posted the "inb4 don't play WoW" is probably deterring everyone from saying it... so they post the lottery number response instead.
Well SCREW that! Addendum to my note to past self: "Don't play freakin' WoW."