Nokia Lumia 920's got an awesome regular camera... but the front-facing camera still sucks. This downward angle makes my hair look much bigger than it is (about 3 inches of curlage up top). The exposure almost makes me look like I'm a redhead. Been shaving the terrible excuse for a mustache, but without the pitiful chinfuzz, I look really weird. That being said, it really does need some grooming.
And luls, there's a bit of wine stain on my lip.
Here's one from about two years ago that I posted I'm sure several hundred pages ago: