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    Quote Originally Posted by saltyharbls View Post
    No. You get a woman by being a douche and showing no respect towards women. Everyone knows that
    Quoted for truth. Unfortunately I'm not stooping that low though.


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    The whole "being a douche" to get women is bollocks.

    It's called confidence. Women like confidence. This is just a typical thing said when people lack confidence and are jealous of the people that have it. You don't need to be a dick head. You just need to have balls.

    If you don't have confidence or refuse to show any, you're going to have to settle for a wounded animal.

    Sorry if that's harsh, but I get fed up with the whole "I need to be a total dickhead to get a girlfriend".

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zildjian View Post
    The whole "being a douche" to get women is bollocks.

    It's called confidence. Women like confidence. This is just a typical thing said when people lack confidence and are jealous of the people that have it. You don't need to be a dick head. You just need to have balls.

    If you don't have confidence or refuse to show any, you're going to have to settle for a wounded animal.

    Sorry if that's harsh, but I get fed up with the whole "I need to be a total dickhead to get a girlfriend".
    Yeah is true, but you know that there are many girls that like the "bad boy" style

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bingbongbrothers View Post
    I was joked about how I have "modelgirl"lips, or "blo*job" lips.
    So I posed for them.
    You are beautiful!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Melanieshaman View Post
    You are beautiful!
    I do agree with Melanie, you're good looking, so there's nothing to worry about, also i'm pretty sure your GF like your "modelgirl" lips (I actually don't think you have "modelgirl"lips)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Coleslaw View Post
    My hair curls so bad. So when it's wet I get to see it's true length! (inb4 skinny, big nose, white boy, pale arms...yadda yadda)

    Now you only need one of these:



    And you will look like an important person :P (no i'm not saying that you're not important or anything like that, but you understand what i mean... right? RIGHT?!)

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    Enjoying a nice and boring lecture on my college.
    I. Like. To. Kill. Things.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Coleslaw View Post
    My hair curls so bad. So when it's wet I get to see it's true length! (inb4 skinny, big nose, white boy, pale arms...yadda yadda)

    <snip>
    I know how you feel, my hair curls exactly like that and I just want to tear it from my scalp whenever I see it. This is why I keep it medium, because I look like a monster with short hair. My hair is the worst thing about how I look.


    It's called confidence. Women like confidence. This is just a typical thing said when people lack confidence and are jealous of the people that have it. You don't need to be a dick head. You just need to have balls.
    Yeah. But in order to be approachable, you also need to not look like a goblin.
    Last edited by Celltrex; 2013-04-19 at 08:30 PM.

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    My hair is pretty curly too, pretty much like Coleslaw's hair, except I'm trying to get it bigger and bigger. I really want to know how it looks like big but this is just probably a one time experience.

    Like Celltrex said, it's horrible sometimes and keeping it short is a lot easier. Haha.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zildjian View Post
    The whole "being a douche" to get women is bollocks.

    It's called confidence. Women like confidence. This is just a typical thing said when people lack confidence and are jealous of the people that have it. You don't need to be a dick head. You just need to have balls.

    If you don't have confidence or refuse to show any, you're going to have to settle for a wounded animal.

    Sorry if that's harsh, but I get fed up with the whole "I need to be a total dickhead to get a girlfriend".
    Nope. The guy I share a bathroom with at my college pisses on the toilet, doesn't flush the toilet, leaves the toilet clogged, gets toothpaste on the floor, leaves hair in the sink, and hasn't once furnished our toilet paper. I've asked him numerous times to have some decency, and he hasn't improved. Hell, I've even complained about it to housing, and they said I could change rooms, but there's a better chance I could wind up with someone worse than him; unfuckingbelievable. Oh and he has a hot girlfriend.

    I know the difference between confidence, and rudeness my friend.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Majad View Post
    My hair is pretty curly too, pretty much like Coleslaw's hair, except I'm trying to get it bigger and bigger. I really want to know how it looks like big but this is just probably a one time experience.

    Like Celltrex said, it's horrible sometimes and keeping it short is a lot easier. Haha.
    My hair is insanely curly. Like, I've even tried multiple straightening methods before, but they just don't work. >.< I remember one point, a couple summers back, my hair was two feet long or something, but didn't even go to my shoulders because it just curled up too much. Was hilarious though, one day was extremely humid, and it made the curls so tight, my hair only looked a couple inches long.

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    Sooo many Bieber haircuts in this thread...my brain just might explode >_<
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    Me: whyumad* fixed. Seriously though, it's only because they rapin' eveerbody in here and I don't want you to be snatched out yo' windows.
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    If that were my dog, I'd Hulk Smash the fuck out of that raccoon.
    Or I'd shit my pants.

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    http://i.imgur.com/27FFXWK.jpg
    (Sorry for not clickable link nor actual picture, but having to copy the link. Not allowed to link yet, sad me)
    Here I am, 3:35 AM in the night after a long day in school (might be visible, my lack of energy)

    Quiz question : How old am I? and which nationality am I?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Xeion View Post
    http://i.imgur.com/27FFXWK.jpg
    (Sorry for not clickable link nor actual picture, but having to copy the link. Not allowed to link yet, sad me)
    Here I am, 3:35 AM in the night after a long day in school (might be visible, my lack of energy)

    Quiz question : How old am I? and which nationality am I?
    15/f/japan

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nirawen View Post
    15/f/japan
    Not far off, well to be completely honest. You are so far the closest one of those who have answered! Mind = Blown right?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Xeion View Post
    Not far off, well to be completely honest. You are so far the closest one of those who have answered! Mind = Blown right?
    It's my answer to every single quiz question, one day I'll be spot on.

    I'd guess 18-20 and Scandinavian of some kind.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nirawen View Post
    It's my answer to every single quiz question, one day I'll be spot on.

    I'd guess 18-20 and Scandinavian of some kind.
    And that day will be glorious! So I wish you the best of luck finding the 15 year old female from Japan!

    With that said, yes you are pretty much right about it. Danish and 18. Well done sir, well done indeed. (Probably not that hard but yea)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Xeion View Post
    http://i.imgur.com/27FFXWK.jpg
    (Sorry for not clickable link nor actual picture, but having to copy the link. Not allowed to link yet, sad me)
    Here I am, 3:35 AM in the night after a long day in school (might be visible, my lack of energy)

    Quiz question : How old am I? and which nationality am I?
    19! Sweden! :O

    oh, nvm -.-

    Dane! How south of you!
    Last edited by Maythael; 2013-04-20 at 06:23 AM. Reason: guessed wrong

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zildjian View Post
    What's cringe about complementing a picture?

    I could understand it if you sent them messages saying "omg love you pls skype me, but saying something on the lines of "Wow you're cute" etc isn't exactly cringe.
    Errr merr gurd. You're from Brighton too. Small world.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ~Mynta Swirl~ View Post
    My hair is insanely curly. Like, I've even tried multiple straightening methods before, but they just don't work. >.< I remember one point, a couple summers back, my hair was two feet long or something, but didn't even go to my shoulders because it just curled up too much. Was hilarious though, one day was extremely humid, and it made the curls so tight, my hair only looked a couple inches long.
    That sucks. :d

    I'm hoping that won't happen with my hair. I hope it just falls down even though it's curly... I just need to wait more and see how it goes. >-<

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    once more I decide to indulge my dwarven side


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