Well she's always getting nailed by drifting asteroids after late nights at the club. Shes washed up, you can see shes been banged up from all the craters. I do think the father of her child is the Earth though...considering how she constantly revolves around him, its sickening to look at. But little does she know the Earth is secretly also batting for the other team. The Sun deliberately got the Earth drunk to take advantage of him. He's noticed the way the Earth just slowly rotates and flaunting him what he has while floating around the Sun in circles. This is a love triangle of astronomical proportion... Brokeback: Universe incoming.
Asteroids? Those midgets? She has no taste... at all... What?! The Sun wanting Earth to cheat on the Moon? Pff, it's getting worse and worse...
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