Thanks to Shiri
It's better to aim for the stars and miss, than aim for the gutter and hit.
RAuhRAewWAH-Say that out loud, really fast.
Gratz, you just cast Bloodlust IRL .
Enjoying pizza and a well deserved dose of nicotine with girlfriend.
Is anyone else surprised that the semi-attractive girl has an oversized ego?
If we aren't supposed to drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots?
Where do they get the seeds to grow seedless watermelons?
Why is a red light called a stop light but a green light not called a go light?
Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways?