drop your favorite pick-up lines here. i dont have any, i just want to hear some. :P
drop your favorite pick-up lines here. i dont have any, i just want to hear some. :P
Hello
(Son of a bitch, 10 characters)
Armory: http://eu.battle.net/wow/en/characte...ealar/advanced
Raid Stream: http://www.twitch.tv/pappahealar
Guild Website: http://www.excesse-guild.net/ (Dismissed and seized raiding early 2011, March.)
"I hope you have good insurance because you just drove a big bump in my pants".
Hope it makes sense in English.
But seriously, they've heard them all, "Hi" works best.
Hows your father?
(if the answer is anything positive move on)
does this napkin smell like chloroform?
Nice shoes, wanna ****?
I'm going to do some real damage!
I ain't no Fred Flintstone, but I can sure make your bedrock.
"If I said you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?"
"I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you tonight?"
"Nice shoes. They walking my way?"
and finally,
"You give me Pac-Man Fever! HOMP HOMP HOMP!"
http://vimeo.com/10391866 at about 1:09
"I feel bad for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day." - Frank Sinatra
If you were homework, I'd be doing you right here on my desk.
Hey baby, can I tickle your belly button from the inside?
*Taps thigh* You only THINK this is my leg.
Hello, I'm a plasterer. Can I fill in your crack?
How heavy is a polar bear?
Heavy enough to break the ice, hi my name is ****
Nice legs - what time do they open?
Sit on my lap and let's talk about the first thing that pops up.
Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?
do u have a mirror in your pocket because i can see myself in your pants
"Hey baby, you must work at Subway, cause you just gave me a footlong."
oh i remembered one. "i find the most erotic part of a woman, is her boobies." -Zap Brannigan