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    Pick-up Lines.

    drop your favorite pick-up lines here. i dont have any, i just want to hear some. :P

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    Hello

    (Son of a bitch, 10 characters)
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    Epic! Tearor's Avatar
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    "I hope you have good insurance because you just drove a big bump in my pants".
    Hope it makes sense in English.
    But seriously, they've heard them all, "Hi" works best.
    No point mentioning these bats, I thought. The poor bastard will see them soon enough.

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    Hows your father?

    (if the answer is anything positive move on)

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    does this napkin smell like chloroform?

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    High Overlord Carebearkezz's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by dazmar View Post
    does this napkin smell like chloroform?
    Oh, you rapist, you.

    :3

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    Nice shoes, wanna ****?
    I'm going to do some real damage!

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    I ain't no Fred Flintstone, but I can sure make your bedrock.

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    Fuck me if I'm wrong, but have we met?
    It's LeviOsa, not LeviosAR!

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    "If I said you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?"

    "I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you tonight?"

    "Nice shoes. They walking my way?"

    and finally,

    "You give me Pac-Man Fever! HOMP HOMP HOMP!"

    http://vimeo.com/10391866 at about 1:09
    "I feel bad for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day." - Frank Sinatra

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    If you were homework, I'd be doing you right here on my desk.

    Hey baby, can I tickle your belly button from the inside?

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    *Taps thigh* You only THINK this is my leg.

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    Hello, I'm a plasterer. Can I fill in your crack?

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    How heavy is a polar bear?
    Heavy enough to break the ice, hi my name is ****

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    Nice legs - what time do they open?
    Sit on my lap and let's talk about the first thing that pops up.
    Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?

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    Want to hug pelvis's?

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    do u have a mirror in your pocket because i can see myself in your pants

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    "Hey baby, you must work at Subway, cause you just gave me a footlong."

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    oh i remembered one. "i find the most erotic part of a woman, is her boobies." -Zap Brannigan

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    I hope that's a wad of cash in your pocket, because sir your pants are swelling up.

    I don't do much of the pick-up lines But that one works somehow.

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