Pick-up Lines.

[wiggletard]

"If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put my dick in your ass"

[Skelington]

You are not a succubus are you?

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If I asked you if you wanted to sleep with me, would the answer be the same as to this question?

[volescue]

If you were a pirate, would your parrot perch on this shoulder (awkwardly rub one of their shoulders), or this shoulder (slide hand across back to the other shoulder).

Gets her everytime...

to file a restraining order. =(

If I asked you if you wanted to sleep with me, would the answer be the same as to this question?

Well played, sir. Well played.

[Deleted]

Borrow my mobile so you can tell your parents you're not coming home tonight.
Excuse me, i lost my phone number... can i have yours?
Get your coat on bitch, you've pulled..
My face is leaving this pub in 10 minutes, i'd like you to be on it.
Wanna dance? No? Guess a f**k's out the question then?
Did you hurt your bum when you fell from heaven?
You must be tired as you've been running around my mind all day long.

Excuse me, i've had some bad news and would like a hug.. What was it? i was told you'd not go out with me..

I bet you £1 that i can make your boobs wobble without touching them.... *wobbles her boobs*.. Oh dear i lost, here's £1

[Toccs]

Are your parents retards… cause you special!

Hey Baby, did you fart… cause you blow me away!

Excuse me, I’d like to have kids someday… I just wanted to know your parents created such a beautiful angel?

Your parents must be terrorists… cause you da BOMB!

Hey, do you like McDonalds… well, just call me “Big Mac.”

Hello, my name is Elmo and baby you can tickle me anytime you want!

I would buy you a drink but I’d just be jealous of the glass.

What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible Hulk? My zipper.

Hi, I work at Subways but I only can give you a footlong.

Are you a computer whiz… it seems you know how to turn my software to hardware.

Are you parents bakers… cause you got some hot buns!

I wanna get all hot and sweaty and listen to you breathe hard… um, you wanna go running?

Can I have a picture… I want to show Santa what I want for Christmas.

[Bolson13]

Nice dress, matches great with my bedroomcarpet.

Come sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that comes up okay?

He "do you sleep on your stomach"?
She "no, why?"
He "can i?"

Hey, do you want to go home and do the things I told everybody here we done already?

Make the finger motion to come over to a girl that you see in the club. She come over and you say " I know that if I would finger you longer enough you would come"

If your left leg is christmas and your right is easter, could I spend some time with you between holidays?

[jobdone]

Hows your father?

(if the answer is anything positive move on)

+1 Family Guy :P

[Bane Falcon]

Sorry, I left my good pick-up line in your other pants.