Sarcasm indicates raised blood pressure. Gotcha.
And did it ever occur to you that some people don't find the blood elves attractive? Sure, the males have nice hair, but the "attractiveness" ends there for me. For everyone guy that finds a chick with no hips, ass, or chest attractive, there's one who likes a woman that looks like a woman. Some people don't like night elf women or human women because they've got dem hips 'n ass. Unfortunately for Horde women that aren't dead or have hooves, they got stuck with some seriously horrifically-rendered faces. Sure, trolls and orcs have "cute faces", but they unfortunately tend to look like vapid space cadets. (Aside from having wonky, half-finished animations.)
I also vastly prefer the Horde not because of "mature hrode loktar oger lolz" as you so eloquently put it, but because their over-arching storyline is far more entertaining than the Alliance. The Alliance consist of typical fantasy trope members, while the Horde has a rather new and refreshing twist on stuff that I spent my D&D youth killing for EXP and Masterwork Armor.