Yeah, this has pretty much been resolved. I thought my mom said that we couldn't sue him for 3x the amount due to the lack of the license, but I just asked and she said that the legal guy she talked to said that we still could.
Now this thread can be a "how to fuck up someone's car" thread, and my chances of getting away with sugar/bleach in the gas tank. Paintballs seem too obvious and the cars MIGHT have an alarm, so when I break the window I would have to get out asap. Sugar/bleach sounds like the right way to go, what's the chances of being caught doing this in the middle of the night, and are there any ways to track me after the crime?
Random thought: Did a mod change "REEEEEVEEEEEENGEEEE" to "REEEEEVEEEEEENGEEEE" in the poll? It looks italicized to me and I didn't do that lol.