i would be
Dragon Fruit
Its that banana clip! let chiquita speak!
Bananas often still get some action too, ftw amirite?
Watermelon!
"Some people believe football is a matter of life and death, I am very disappointed with that attitude. I can assure you it is much, much more important than that".
Bill Shankly
"You're playing worse and worse every day and right now you're playing like it's next month".
Herb Brooks
I'd be a Lulo so ppl would be like "wtf is he?"
Either a dragonfruit or a grapefruit
Grapefruit for the revenge business - it is nigh impossible to eat one without getting juice in your eye.
VanCleef wants you! Join the Defias Brotherhood and hang out on a yacht all day!
I'd choose red currant. Nom nom.
Strawberry! <3
I'd be a prune, running around for no reason screaming "I GIEF PEWPS."
Mountains rise in the distance stalwart as the stars, fading forever.
Roads ever weaving, soul ever seeking the hunter's mark.
if I were a fruit, I'd be...
eaten, most likely
22 miles of hard road
33 years of tough luck
44 skulls buried in the ground
Crawling down through the muck
Ah yeah...
Lemons, people don't usually eat lemons, I wouldn't wanna die/be eaten. /cries
Bananas I just looooove bananas