Its that banana clip! let chiquita speak!
Bananas often still get some action too, ftw amirite?
"Some people believe football is a matter of life and death, I am very disappointed with that attitude. I can assure you it is much, much more important than that".
"You're playing worse and worse every day and right now you're playing like it's next month".
Either a dragonfruit or a grapefruit
Grapefruit for the revenge business - it is nigh impossible to eat one without getting juice in your eye.
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every moment of it.
Sane people are boring. Or else I've been around insane people so long that I can't tell the difference anymore. Either way, chase away those silly notions of linear thought: they have never done anyone good.
VanCleef wants you! Join the Defias Brotherhood and hang out on a yacht all day!
I'd choose red currant. Nom nom.
I'd be a prune, running around for no reason screaming "I GIEF PEWPS."
Mountains rise in the distance stalwart as the stars, fading forever.
Roads ever weaving, soul ever seeking the hunter's mark.
if I were a fruit, I'd be...
eaten, most likely
22 miles of hard road
33 years of tough luck
44 skulls buried in the ground
Crawling down through the muck
Lemons, people don't usually eat lemons, I wouldn't wanna die/be eaten. /cries
Bananas I just looooove bananas
Congratulations on graduating to expert level trolling, I would stick around but I'm busy getting gay married in 13 states and performing roadside abortions while passing bills that take away people's guns while i sip superior european wine and cheese i bought with european style socialist money, arrivaderci!