What would they be? Serious ideas and generally funny ones are all welcome.
Couple off the top of my head
Mind control and tame beast to force people to be my pets.
Mass dispell and polymorph for a mass polymorph.
Death grip and multi-shot for multigrip
Have group will travel (guild spell) and leap of faith. Just to grip people from across the map.
List you're ideas and the one that makes me laugh the most gets an imaginary cookie.