Random Excuse Addon

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Hi MMO-Champs!

Together with a friend I want to have a project that I can work on while at work, basically we have decided to try making our own addon.

We did a bit of brainstorming trying to find out what would be the funniest thing we could come up with.
We decided to work on a "Excuse" addon, basically the addon when done will be able to post a random excuse in any given channel for you.
Please note that this addon should not be taken seriously and is really just for a giggle, just like the 8 Ball etc.

TLDR?

We would like to ask help with the following: Any random excuse that is not offensive, breaks the ToS or in any way use vulgar language.

Thanks!

We have the following excuses already:
(Yes these are in another addon however I have been in contact with the author and confirmed that its okay we use his excuses.

"AFK cat got outside",
"oh no there's a bear in my room!",
"Guys, there's a storm going on here, I don't know there's lightning and stuff",
"I have to go pick up my parents from the bar",
"ahhhh tornadoes!",
"my stupid keyboard isnt working. later",
"srry guys, my power just went out",
"My house is on fire, hurry up an pull, I only have around 5 minuites",
"CALL THE COPS HE'LL KILL ME!!!! I LIVE AT",
"OH CHRIST I KNEW I WOULD FORGET WHAT DAY MY WEDDING WAS BRB",
"OMG MY CATS HEAD IS STUCK IN THE CD ROM DRIVE",
"Oh my god I REALLY need some cheese!",
"brb my girlfriends just found out about eachother",
"brb bat sign is up",
"I gotta go train my dog"

[Athrai]

"afk my cats on fire"

[Pum]

"sorry had to fix the black trap"

Some guy said that during a dungeon in TBC before, and without saying 'Brb' or 'AFK', he just left, then came back 10 minutes later with that cracker.

Many lols were had out of that..

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g2g fat kid stealing my cake

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Brb, my goldfish died.

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brb my girlfriends just found out about eachother = win

[Tueland]

Brb, wife aggro

[Crieve]

Brb, getting laid.

*15 seconds later*

back.


(This is secret code for the action of getting up, grabbing a MTN DEW from the minifridge, then walking back to the computer.)

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Brilliant, thanks for the contribution :3

Whats your thought of this, would you even consider it?

Basically its so small you wont notice it, it scans your groups and prints it in the correct channel.

[Frumpy Frumpy Frak]

"No parla englese, signore."

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"Sorry I had to change diaper on baby"

Real excuse, real wipe cos of that.

Or

"Me hable no enklish"

[shiryo]

brb tsunami

wait... that's not funny at all...

[Herecius]

brb 5 minutes, earthquake, have to stuff cats into carriers

Real excuse, used it more than once. I love California.

[aqthedruid]

Crap I gotta go my grandma/cat/whatever is on fire

Some kid did say in vent once during a raid that he had to go cuz his grandma was on fire. Everybody else was like wtf?!?!

[Herecius]

However, 'MY GOD, AFK, IT'S FULL OF STARS' works too.

[Colbre]

"Gimme a minute, GM chatting with me"

Other group members pretty much always believe you and never get mad.

[Dariela]

"No parla englese, signore."

Your avatar disturbs me. Kudos.

"Bah, I spilled the pee bottle, BRB."

[IGOTRIPPEDINFOURWEEKS]

This addon already exists I believe.

In fact, I'm quite sure it's called "AFK, Cat Got Outside"

[Deleted]

brb, dropped the baby again
brb, fish is drowning

I would download this tbh

[Nevor]

"CALL THE COPS HE'LL KILL ME!!!! I LIVE AT"

this kind of stuff will get people in trouble...

of course you are not calling the police yourself but you are the reason someone might takes this serious and calls them. each state has different penalties for 911 misuse, but in most cases, abuse can lead to jail time and big fines!