Random Excuse Addon

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If anyone could assist me quickly.
Where should I add the "Send msg" part here?

SLASH_REM1 = '/g2g';

-- Helper function which checks whether the player is in a raid or a party (in that order of priority, as indicated by the function name as well).
function InRaidOrParty()
	local numMembers = GetNumRaidMembers(); -- Start out by testing if they're in a raid.
	If 
	local memberType = 'raid';
	if (numMembers > 0) then send Self:SendCommMessage
	if (numMembers <= 0) then -- If they're not in a raid, test for party members.
		numMembers = GetNumPartyMembers();
		memberType = 'party';
	end
	if (numMembers <= 0) then -- If they're not in a party either write the message in guild chat.
			
	end
	
end

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Most of these except the ones listed in the OP are pretty lame; "on fire" is an old concept, as is the whole "brb, silly reason" excuse. Not trying to be an ass but you can think of better than that!

I don't really have any good ones in my head right now, maybe "hey guys, what should I do if I can't feel my pulse?" or "I think I'm having a stroke, so let's do this quick"

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"Be right back, I have to empty my vesica urinaria inside hygienic distinguishable space within my structure.
It shall only take few moments, I hope you can wait for short sequence events that compare the durations of events and the intervals between them, and to quantify rates of change such as the motions."

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Most of these except the ones listed in the OP are pretty lame; "on fire" is an old concept, as is the whole "brb, silly reason" excuse. Not trying to be an ass but you can think of better than that!

I don't really have any good ones in my head right now, maybe "hey guys, what should I do if I can't feel my pulse?" or "I think I'm having a stroke, so let's do this quick"

The thing with the addon is that its not supposed to be serious as posted in the OP.

Basically its a addon for luls just like the "8 ball" or "Trivia".

[Krullthor]

ones I have used (all of them true at the time):
"moment, cat is throwing up right next to me"
"moment, knocked over my drink and now there's glass everywhere"
"moment please, cops outside"
"moment, I smell a fire and hear a firetruck. better go check"
"moment, someone @ door" -"back, friggin Jehova's Witnesses. hot ones, but still"
"brb, have to eat something, seeing stars & stuff"
"crap I did it again. have a meeting & am late again cause of wow and why the hell am I taking the time to tell you this?" /exit
"gtg, strange plastic smell coming out of my computer"

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The thing with the addon is that its not supposed to be serious as posted in the OP.

Basically its a addon for luls just like the "8 ball" or "Trivia".

But Trivia is awesome, it doesn't have to be all silly and overused concepts in order to be funny.

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But Trivia is awesome, it doesn't have to be all silly and overused concepts in order to be funny.

I mentioned trivia because it is kinda the same function as what we are building

[Deleted]

brb kitchen's on fire

[BoomChickn]

One second, another robber got their head dunked in the sink

[Deleted]

"afk gotta chuck some wood" <- this happened for real
"BRBGTINGNWKYBOARD" <-hard to read, fun once u get it

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"afk gotta chuck some wood" <- this happened for real
"BRBGTINGNWKYBOARD" <-hard to read, fun once u get it

It was neither hard to read nor funny, to be honest. You're all still on the "brb, silly reason" path, so OP, you may as well add "brb, silly reason" to your AddOn and call it a day.
I would actually find that kind of funny.

[Soulstainer]

"Brb Ex Girl-friend is here for my mom again"
"Brb Cat got into the microwave again =/ "
"Brb F.B.I. is trying to steal my MT Dew again"
"Scotty Beam me up the is no intelligent life in this group" /quit

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It was neither hard to read nor funny, to be honest. You're all still on the "brb, silly reason" path, so OP, you may as well add "brb, silly reason" to your AddOn and call it a day.
I would actually find that kind of funny.

Since your obviously not able to read ill put it in plain english for ya. THATS WHAT HE WANTS THE ADDON TO DO!!!! lol

[Yunru]

Gtg Kirov on fire.

[Deleted]

Wife just answered door to my girlfriend. Gtg.

[Deleted]

I like this idea..

[soygalol]

"Brb boss came down for an inspection"

[prefect]

"afk my cats on fire"

Somebody left a group I was in with this excuse yesterday. I thought it was amusing at the time. I wonder if he was using an add-on or thought of it himself.

[Mutaattori]

This addon would be pure win.

[Deleted]

BRB got a hardon and need to beat one out!!

[Stealthedbear]

If you can, add in an option where people can edit or add more sayings as time goes on