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    Your Worst School Shenanigans!

    Reading an other post made me think back fondly on my school days. I am wondering what was the worst thing you ever did at school to piss your teachers off!

    Among my list is,,

    1/ I went to a country school where many fathers were builders. We got some materials and during the night broke into the school. We made a brick wall behind every front door so as the teachers tried to go in the morning , opened doors and found a wall there!

    2/ During school inspectors visits we would let live chickens in and also a piglet or two. Try to catch those buggers

    3/ My personal favorite here. We were in wood work class and used the Intensive Super glue to stick our desks (the all-in-one-desk chair types) to all four walls facing the ceiling. We then got a ladder or two and climbed up into the desks so when Our Head Teacher came in , we were all sitting in our desks facing the ceiling. He took 30sces look and just laughed as he walked out. What can you do really i spose to that

    So tell me your worst Shenanigans!
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    I didn't have a hand in it but the funniest prank I ever saw at school: My high school had an extensive agriculture program and some friends of mine numbered 4 hogs, 1,2,3 and 5 then let them loose on the campus. After spending about an hour rounding them up, school officials spent the rest of the day looking for number 4. It was the funniest shit I ever saw.

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    Took shits in the urinals, definitely not original or innovative, but way funnier than seeing it on TV.
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    This was not really creative nor was it really subtle but, in my second to last year of high school we dumped a load of glue on to a desk and the first person that walked by we slammed on said desk and held them there till they were stuck to it.

    Our act of kindness was later returned a year later when said individual knocked me out cold with an iron pipe. What goes around comes around I suppose.
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    Me and my accomplices once installed a telnet server on our teacher's pc while he was away. That teacher always used his beamer to show things to us.
    So one day he was giving class and we remoted into his telnet and started sending commands. Randomly closing applications, like the 'whiteboard' application so he couldnd draw on the wall anymore. But best part was when we loaded up something like meatspin in his browser and quickly uninstalling the mouse driver ;D

    Or a more mild prank, I created a BAT virus that copied itself to any startup folder which contained the command:
    shutdown -f -r -c "<some random genuine windows fault>" -t 30
    so unless you know about shutdown -a your computer would sit in an endless loop of rebooting constantly. I think at some point I even made it generate an autorun file and tried to copy itself to any disk it could find in the hopes of it being an flash drive

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    Placed a bunch of pornsites in startup folder of teacher. Whenever he booted his pc, and beamer, they'd all open

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    My IT Class was set up so you could see the IP address of every computer above the machine.

    Me and a mate got a program called "PowerOff" which is a remote program which can shut down a computer by accessing its I.P. Address on a Network.

    During Class whilst doing assignment/tests/normal work, anyone that we hated or annoyed us on any given day, we would await til they were a fair way through their work says 75-80% or so, and shut down their computer remotely from the other-side of the room. Most of them were docile bitches, or morons that did not save their work until the very end of each lesson.

    The way it was done, it never looked like sabotage, just like an automatic computer Restart.

    Oh the amount of anger and tears I saw from those people, yet it was only ever directed at their computers.

    Protip: Do not annoy people that know more about the technology you are using.

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    Hmmmmm.

    Well I did once stack all the chairs of a very big room against the door, and escape with friends out of a window and superglueing said window shut.

    Ahhhh the days before CCTV.
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    Id say our senior prank when we jacked up our teachers chevy onto cinder blocks and put the rims and tires on the football field. HE WAS PISSED.../trollface :P
    doh my god....

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    Well I was the inverse. The teachers lived vicariously through me as I always did my work and was a hard worker so they gave me a lot of leeway to punish other kids in ways they could not.

    When I was a junior in high school they had just recently brought the 6th grade from the elementary school up into the Junior/Senior high school and everyone HATED them. They were loud and obnoxious and would run so fast down the halls to lunch that our school disciplinarian had to stand in the halls with several teachers to make sure they didn't run like buffalo. Anyway to get to the cafeteria they had to make a sharp left hand turn after a long straight away where they would build up speed. I was out of gym before the bell and so I stood up with my back against the wall right around the bend. The disciplinarian and teachers looked at me and then the disciplinarian figured out what was about to happen and started laughing.

    So the bell goes off and you can hear the thunder of all the kids coming down the hall. I just waited. When they got about 15 feet from the turn I jumped out in front of all of them in a stance similar to Goku prepping a kamehameha and just yelled in my loudest voice "WAAAAAAAAAAAALK!!!!!" It scared the kids in front so bad they literally went off their feet forward. We had marble floors and you could literally here them bounce on the floor as they fell. The kids behind them all fell over them and smack into the marble as well. Then came all the tears, screams and crying. They looked up at the disciplinarian and he just looked down and said "Hey we tell ya to walk." It felt GREAT!

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    I once shot a bazooka full of glue and feathers into the teachers staff room, oh wait i'm lying like most people in this thread

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    Quote Originally Posted by Solidito View Post
    I once shot a bazooka full of glue and feathers into the teachers staff room, oh wait i'm lying like most people in this thread
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    doh my god....

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    derp i misunderstood the thread title and i thought it was : your worst school shinigami

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    Well, I was never a bad kid, but a buddy and I flipped all the desks (connected desks/chairs with the basket under) upside down and made everyone sit on the baskets, since the teacher was always late.

    I also stole the remote from one room (all the tvs in the school were the same) and used to turn them on and off randomly, turn on the news or Jerry Springer, and put on French subtitles.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cyceron View Post
    derp i misunderstood the thread title and i thought it was : your worst school shinigami
    Like the ones from death note o.0
    doh my god....

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    My freshman year I came into my English classroom and put my stuff down and went to the restroom. When I came back some chick had helped herself to my desk and moved my stuff. So I told her to move. She refused so I dumped her out of the desk and the teacher walked over....she slapped me and got in more trouble than I did.

    My senior year my mother complained I left my radio on and it was wasting electricity. She was going to charge me a quarter every time I did it so I put what I learned in physics. Looked on the back of the radio got the wattage, then look at the bill for the price per a KWHr. She wasn't to happy when I gave her a five dollar bill and told her to keep the change.

    In my Technical school my friend would always polish his boots before putting them up after classes. He would set the polish on fire to melt it. Well this one particular night the window is open (we are on the 3rd floor) and he decides to pick up the can of polish that is on fire. I was playing play station at the time and I hear him scream and turn just in time to see a flaming ball of show polish go out the window....we decided to go to my room stopping by the bathroom on the way. Coming out of the bathroom we see the student from the front desk and a NCO at his door and calmly walked the other way.
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    I actually liked my teachers so I don't recall trying to intentionally provoke them. There was a substitute in Grade 2 who had a reputation for being mean and I remember relaying this to her in a one-on-one conversation. She politely said "thank you" and I walked away but years later, I felt (and still feel) terrible. I'd like to hope that she just chalked it up to a child being a child (I wasn't trying to hurt her feelings). Kids can be mean without even realizing it.

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    Well, Not me in general. But the school split into two groups, Each of a certain religion. I wont say which. But buses got bricked, The school was segregated, School got in the papers, A certain protest group is now coming to the city.

    Quite the school shenanigan.

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    Quote Originally Posted by krethos View Post
    My IT Class was set up so you could see the IP address of every computer above the machine.

    Me and a mate got a program called "PowerOff" which is a remote program which can shut down a computer by accessing its I.P. Address on a Network.

    During Class whilst doing assignment/tests/normal work, anyone that we hated or annoyed us on any given day, we would await til they were a fair way through their work says 75-80% or so, and shut down their computer remotely from the other-side of the room. Most of them were docile bitches, or morons that did not save their work until the very end of each lesson.

    The way it was done, it never looked like sabotage, just like an automatic computer Restart.

    Oh the amount of anger and tears I saw from those people, yet it was only ever directed at their computers.

    Protip: Do not annoy people that know more about the technology you are using.
    You do get it that if the teacher had atleast half a brain and noticed the computers restarted on a regular basis you coulda get screwed, right ?

    ot: I used to take water from home at school, in various 0.5 l bottles... once I ran out of bottles and had to use a beer bottle... all the teachers were o.O at me.

    Also, when I got a cold and my nose was pouring, I used toilet paper instead of napkins... once a teacher asked for a napkin and I stretched my arm offering her the toilet paper roll.

    She was like o.O and I casualy replied: "What? It's smooth..."

    But apart from that, I didn't do crazy stuff.... (apart from spilling Pate on the walls, which is why my nickname says PATEuvasiliu )
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    Me and my best friend pulled MANY stunts in school. We really enjoyed out 3 day weekends so among our nefarious plots we superglued every entrance door lock on a sunday night so in the morning when the janitors arrive they find that they have to change all the locks and that takes a while.... fire hazard having only a few exits.... day off while it is fixed! We plowed all the parking lots of snow one winter, plowed all the snow right up against the entrances... snow day! There is a list of many antics over 4 years in that school.

    The best thing though was that my friend's mother was president of the PTA. After we graduated were were joking about all we had done (never bragged about it while at school) and she over heard us and then informed us that the principal etc knew about what we did, but were pissed because they had no proof and could not touch us.

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