13/13 Heroic - Death Jesters (Stormrage US) - LFM

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<Death Jesters> of Stormrage are looking for excellent players to fill spots for Cataclysm

About us:
Formed January 27th, 2005, we are the oldest and one of the most respected raiding guilds on Stormrage. We have always prided ourselves on being a very small, closely-bonded guild. For our long history of raiding and numerous server firsts and seconds, we are sponsored by Ventriloservers.biz. We have also been interviewed by World of Raids back in December 2008. Many of us know each other in real life, think of each other as friends, and predominately reside in the GTA. Many of us have been raiding together since Molten Core or previous MMOs. Our players have killed every single boss in the game prior to major easymode nerfs.

Our reserved days/hours for raiding are Mon-Thurs (7-11:00 EST) of course it depends on what content is still up. Typically we raid anywhere between 12-16 hours per week, with Friday and Saturday always reserved as off days.

We use a "Loot Council" loot system. More information can be found here http://www.death-jesters.net/lootsys.php
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Current Progression
13/13 Currently Heroic Progression (Halfus, Conclave, Maloriak, Chimaeron, Magmaw, Atramedes, Omnotron, Valiona, Nefarian, Cho'gall, Sinestra, Al'akir, Ascendant Council)

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If you believe you have what it takes and you're looking for a new home not just a new guild, continue reading.

What we offer you:

-We can offer you a very stable guild with a long history. In over four years of raiding, we have never been close to falling apart, and we will be around until the game dies.

-We can offer you a guild where you will be treated with respect and your voice will be heard. We always welcome more thoughts, opinions, strategies.

-We offer a raid team where spots are given out based on merit and not on favoritism.

-We offer a raiding guildbank to help our raiders. Repairs, enchanting materials, Crusader Orbs, and other miscellaneous items are all provided for you.

-We have a friend/family rank available for those that reach full member status and would like a friend or family member to experience our atmosphere.

-We can offer you a guild in which you will get as much back as you put in.

What we want:

-We want players with a strong raiding background, a willingness to improve and thorough knowledge about their class. We do not want players that log on only for a raid. We are all social creatures that enjoy each other's company. If you are looking for a guild ONLY to raid with and collect loot, this guild is not for you. We are a guild of team players. We play this game for ourselves and our teammates.

-We want people looking to be part of a team for the long term. We are looking for players that want to spend the rest of their raiding career here.

-Nobody wants to be the weak link in our chain, everyone strives to be the best. We want players that knew how to spread out on C'thun, move on Thaddius, Heigan, who killed their Constructs with ease and have never cratered. We want players with situational awareness, players that can use their healthstone, and that aren't afraid to admit they made a mistake to improve upon it.

Dear Death Jesters, why are you recruiting so many people, is your guild falling apart? We've been around for five years and we're certainly going to continue well into the expansion. We're partly recruiting proactively - that is we have people retiring in the coming months and would like to train excellent replacements for when they leave. We also would rather have a few people outside the instance waiting to be rotated in, than be too short players to raid.


Current Classes needed:
1 Warlock
1 Elemental/Restoration Shaman
1 Balance/Restoration/Feral DPS Druid
1 Hunter
1 Rogue
1 Holy/Disc Priest
1 DPS Deathknight
1 Shadowpriest


We will always look at exceptional applicants in any class and they are more than welcome to apply. If you want a home for the rest of your WoW career and feel you can replace someone on our roster, then we would welcome the competition for a raid spot. Additional information about us can be found on our website http://www.death-jesters.net/

Our recruitment information can be visited on our forums: http://www.death-jesters.net/boards/viewforum.php?f=3

And if you'd like a glimpse at some of our players and overall guild atmosphere, please visit our brand new character bio section at http://www.death-jesters.net/boards/...pic.php?t=9698 (More to come soon on those), and our yearly quote threads in the same forums.

If you have any questions about anything, feel free to message any Death Jester Officer: Atmai, Sparty, or email djapps@gmail.com.

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