Fuck I hate this game sometimes. Why do I always get queued with the fucking rejects of the LoL community.
Lane Amumu who did nothing. I have to 1v2 vs Brand + Taric as Caitlyn. At level 6, after doing no CS, and no stuns on them, Amumu decides to jungle, leaving me 1v2.
Middle lane, our Ryze feeds Karthus 4 kills, all the while going "U FUKIN NOOB" in all chat, and persists to insult the whole team throughout the match. Bottom lane: Lee Sin did well, but our Fiddle went 1-5 in 10 minutes.
The game goes on for 40 minutes, where I have my full item set (Zerker Greaves, Bloodthirster, Phantom Dancer, IEdge, Banshee's and Last Whisper). We win a few team fights, get their inhibiator. Then the dumb fucking Ryze decides, after I've called every decision (and we start winning) that he's going to do it from now on. Furthermore, they all fucking listen to him - this scumfuck who has been flaming all game. I spam ping Baron, because 3 of them were bottom. He goes "NONO, LETS PUSH TOP TURRET". They kill him + Amumu, meaning I have to defend middle pretty much solo vs 5.
We get a Baron, after they finally decide to listen to me, we push their inhib again, and take it. But now, they decide to split up. The underfed Fiddlesticks, decides, once we all group up again, that he's going to tower dive with his ultimate - He does fuck all damage, and dies within 3 seconds. Amumu follows up, trying to save him, and they all get picked off. I die running away to save Ryze. Who decides he's going to afk in the brush next to Dragon (close to middle) - Low and behold, dragon is up. Ryze dies.
We have a team fight. Ryze goes "lol i got to go" just before we engage, and alt + f4s. We lose the fight, get aced, and then they win.
If you have the summoner name called "GodRival" - Kill yourself now.