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    Yeah why is Ezreal so flat chested?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pvt Hudson View Post
    Yeah why is Ezreal so flat chested?
    http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs70/f/20...ox-d5dghog.png

    You've always known he was hiding something.
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    Always so much care for things that matter so little I still really want to play Darius, but I don't want to buy him now that they've announced changes that in my opinion will ruin his playstyle (inmobile bullyburster). 10 stacks... No.

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    Should guys be offended that the ugly champs are all male? (Urgot, Trundle, Thresh, etc. etc.)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Duilliath View Post
    Should guys be offended that the ugly champs are all male? (Urgot, Trundle, Thresh, etc. etc.)
    I'm mostly offended that there aren't many hot guys

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    Quote Originally Posted by Infighter View Post
    The problem comes with the fact the high majority of the female characters in this game are flashing their tits in our faces. This is absolutely awesome when you're a prepubescent male, but not so awesome when you're an adult. It starts with becoming stale and of bad taste.
    It may not be awesome as an adult but I also don't see it as a problem, it neither excites nor bores me. Similar to what Grading said when I see a female character I naturally expect to see breasts, fully covered or partially. It's all just a conspiracy by the women and gay men playing to hide the real issue of male nudity in the game, children shouldn't be exposed to all these vulgarly uncensored male nipples.

    Quote Originally Posted by Grading View Post
    I will say that there are unnecessary large badonkers on some champions like Elise
    What's the necessary boob size for a human-spider hybrid lady? .

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    Yeah we all know Nautilus is naked under that diving suit.

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    Isn't every champion technically naked underneath the clothing/outfit they wear? ;D

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    Quote Originally Posted by Duilliath View Post
    Slows are affected by Tenacity. Marks are not.

    Additionally, Meddler also explained that by taking away some power from Sejuani's ult, he'd be able to patch up her kit a bit more.
    No, I mean the marks.


    Why so much marks.

    Katarina has bonus damage marks, Kennen has marks of the storm, now seju gets marks?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nirawen View Post
    What's the necessary boob size for a human-spider hybrid lady? .
    Seeing how she's a big enough temptress to lure desperate men to the Shadow Isles... they better be pretty darn huge.

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    Quote Originally Posted by coolkingler1 View Post
    No, I mean the marks.


    Why so much marks.

    Katarina has bonus damage marks, Kennen has marks of the storm, now seju gets marks?
    Yes, it's an 'easy' way to make sure that the 'marks' do what you would expect them to do. Having Sejuani's slows be reduced by Tenacity while her entire kit hinges on her opponent being slowed in the first place... That's just not good. Making it 'marks' (just a technical term pretty much) would take tenacity and probably the masteries out of the equation.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nirawen View Post
    It's all just a conspiracy by the women and gay men playing to hide the real issue of male nudity in the game, children shouldn't be exposed to all these vulgarly uncensored male nipples.
    No offense, but this made me laugh a little.

    That said, in my culture male nipples aren't seen as vulgar or sexual so I personally don't see the problem. Boobs are though... if in videogames the male characters start dwindling their penises or show huge, gross bulges then we can start talking.

    Also I have to clarify that I don't dislike in general oversexualized females, especially when it makes sense with their characters like Ahri or Miss Fortune... my problem is that they are prominent and most of the time they could've easily gone without the unneeded fanservice and made an interesting character either way (Caitlyn and Nami for example).

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    Quote Originally Posted by Duilliath View Post
    Seeing how she's a big enough temptress to lure desperate men to the Shadow Isles... they better be pretty darn huge.

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    Yes, it's an 'easy' way to make sure that the 'marks' do what you would expect them to do. Having Sejuani's slows be reduced by Tenacity while her entire kit hinges on her opponent being slowed in the first place... That's just not good. Making it 'marks' (just a technical term pretty much) would take tenacity and probably the masteries out of the equation.
    Yeah, I pretty much hate the term....

  13. #24153
    I think the next male champion should have a massive lunch box

    Jus' sayin'
    RETH

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dundebuns View Post
    I think the next male champion should have a massive lunch box

    Jus' sayin'

    They should make the next champion be similar to the King of All Cosmos from Katamari Damacy. Maybe that will give people something else to complain about?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dundebuns View Post
    I think the next male champion should have a massive lunch box

    Jus' sayin'
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    Not finding-a-cock-on-your-girlfriend-is-normal level of odd, but nevertheless, still odd.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Duilliath View Post
    On the topic of knockers... do you know who has the biggest boobs in all of LoL?

    I'll give you a hint, it's neither Miss Fortune or Sona.
    Easy, thats Gragas. Azubu(I think? Could've been some other Asian eSports thing) did a ton of research and math and stuff.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dundebuns View Post
    I think the next male champion should have a massive lunch box

    Jus' sayin'
    Future Ezreal skin:



    Sorry if that offends anyone .

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nirawen View Post
    Future Ezreal skin:

    snip

    Sorry if that offends anyone .
    Wrong wrong wrong, it's obviously this:
    Schoolboygirl Ezreal

    Don´t kill me guise

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    Quote Originally Posted by Duilliath View Post
    Not even close.
    Last edited by Isrozzis; 2013-01-30 at 01:31 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Monado View Post
    Wrong wrong wrong, it's obviously this:
    Schoolboygirl Ezreal
    Who could say no to those big blue eyes .

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