The Adventures of Sylvanas and Tim, Episode 6.2: Not the bunnies!

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Having just awakened a powerful dragon, our heroes now patiently await the fiery embrace of death...

Tim: Why would you wake the damn dragon up! WHY?!

Sylvanas: Well, we came all this way and he was asleep! That's rude, Tim! You're rude, Mr. Dragon!

Tim: He's a dragon! THEY'RE HORRIBLE KILLING MACHINES THAT LITERALLY BREATHE FIRE!

Dragon: Ahem.

Tim: AGHHH! He talked!

Sylvanas: Does clearing your throat really count as talking?

Tim: Close enough!

Dragon: The entire point was to get both of you to quit talking - but you're apparently imbeciles.

Sylvanas: Actually, we're Elves!

Sylvanas waves her hands around in several odd gestures.

Sylvanas: MAGIC Elves! Whooooohhh!

Tim: Stop mocking the dragon!

Dragon: Drake.

Tim: What?

Drake: Sigh. I'm a drake, not a dragon. Honestly, you may be some of the most idiotic beings I've ever met to still have a pulse.

Sylvanas: You're damn right we are! (whispering) Tim, what's a pulse?

Drake: Begone, Elves. I have important matters to attend to and no time for idle chat with fools.

Sylvanas: Hey! What a coincidence! Tim said we had important matters to attend to, too! But then we had to stop so he could give me a piggyback up the mountain.

The drake silently glares at Sylvanas, smoke trailing from his mouth.

Sylvanas: Staring is rude, Mr. Dragon.

Tim: Drake, Sylvanas.

Sylvanas: Oh, right - sorry, Mr. Dragon Drake.

Drake: LEAVE! I hunt the beast, and none shall stop me from destroying it!

Tim: The beast? What beast?

Drake: That is none of your concern.

Sylvanas: Yeah huh! We're rangers! It's our duty to protect the forest and all it's pants!

Drake: Then why aren't you wearing any?

Tim: Don't ask!

Sylvanas: PIRATES!

Drake: The Pants Pirates' reach is long indeed.

Tim: Oh, come on! Dragons don't even have pants!

Drake: No...but we do have feelings. That was cruel, Mortal.

Tim: ...Look, just tell us what this beast is.

Drake: Very well - he is the night wind that bites against weary skin. He is fear and death and incomprehensible evil. He is -

Sylvanas: Hey! What's your name?

Drake: ...Dalistrasz.

Sylvanas: Wow, that's stupid. Okay, go on!

Dalistrasz: Yes, well, now I've forgotten my place. He is a very large cat named Pepper.

Tim covers his face with his palm.

Sylvanas: Told you, Tim! TOLD YOU!

Tim: What sort of dragon -

Sylvanas: Drake.

Tim: WHATEVER! What sort of drake bothers hunting cats?

Dalistrasz: He is no mere cat, fool! Immune to all but the fires of life, he hunts and kills the young of all the creatures of Azeroth!

Sylvanas: Even bunnies?

Dalistrasz: Especially bunnies.

Tim: Why do I even get out of the bed in the morning?

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Poor dragon... I mean drake!

Well besides that I don't have anything to comment, maybe make them a bit longer?

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Poor dragon... I mean drake!

Well besides that I don't have anything to comment, maybe make them a bit longer?

Yeah, I know this one was a bit short - but I've been having trouble getting this read lately...figured maybe shorter episodes might help, though I think I might just be losing my touch =P

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Nah, you aren't, it's a good story. I would suggest though that you do not make shorter episodes simply because it makes it a bit harder to get a good plot along. Just take your time with the stories, you don't have terms when you need to bring out a new story.

Also don't worry about the number of comments, people are excited/annoyed by the 4.2 patch and can't see anything other in their face.

[LoLHellcy]

Hilarious (as expected)

but yea, PTR patch changes fill up the recent news so quick awesome stuff (this) gets hidden (unfortunately)

Sometimes i feel like Tim, i can relate.

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Nah, you aren't, it's a good story. I would suggest though that you do not make shorter episodes simply because it makes it a bit harder to get a good plot along. Just take your time with the stories, you don't have terms when you need to bring out a new story.

Also don't worry about the number of comments, people are excited/annoyed by the 4.2 patch and can't see anything other in their face.

I'll be sure to make 6.3 a long one, then =) - but it'll be a bit. I'm heading out of town for a few weeks on Sunday.

Hilarious (as expected)

but yea, PTR patch changes fill up the recent news so quick awesome stuff (this) gets hidden (unfortunately)

Sometimes i feel like Tim, i can relate.

Tim has it pretty bad...but he does get to hang around pantless women a lot.

[GennGreymane]

bunnies????" NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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bunnies????" NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Pepper is an evil entity, indeed.

[Sumbunny]

I warned you, but did you listen to me? Oh, no, you knew, didn't you? Oh, it's just a harmless little bunny, isn't it?

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I warned you, but did you listen to me? Oh, no, you knew, didn't you? Oh, it's just a harmless little bunny, isn't it?

Everyone knows bunnies are evil - they're just cute enough to get by with it.

[Sumbunny]

The bunnies drew me in, had to catch up on the old episodes... I was hooked at pants pirates. Awesome stuff, looking forward to more.

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Tim has it pretty bad...but he does get to hang around pantless women a lot.

eh... I guess many men could say Tim is one lucky dude... or a pervert. Take your pick.

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The bunnies drew me in, had to catch up on the old episodes... I was hooked at pants pirates. Awesome stuff, looking foward to more.

And I look forward to making more - though I'll be gone for a few weeks starting the 20th =P

eh... I guess many men could say Tim is one lucky dude... or a pervert. Take your pick.

Same thing!

[-Zait-]

Oh God...think of the bunny children! No!!

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Oh God...think of the bunny children! No!!

Pepper especially loves their cute little faces.

[Arrowstormen]

Pants Pirates...



....and a cat....



...named Pepper...




....
I got lost on the pepper.

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Would it be better if I named him "Apple"?