Damn i wish i was Bibi.Didn't you know? Bibi drinks Golden Chocolate out of Wine glasses that are made out of the frozen tears of the world leaders while relaxing in his yacht/submarine home made entirely of diamond(That's right diamond with no "s" as in 1 singular diamond yacht/submarine). On his days off from MMO-Champion(Everyday cause we do all the hard stuff obviously) he can be caught napping with the Gorillas of Australia, watching episodes of Happy Days with Manatees of Russia, and playing Wii Sports with the Elephants of Michigan.
Oh and Bibi isn't a girl. Bibi is sex. Everything is sex.