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Post anything to give someone else a laugh. Think theyre called jokes.
I made this my FB status and got some laughs.
Im going to take a picture of my first born and use an age progression website to get a picture of him when hes 16. Then im going to frame it and keep it as a centerpiece in my house, something hell grow up looking at. As he makes life choices I will photoshop the picture occasionallly adding long hair, freckles, a wheel chair to make him think his decisions are altering his future. Then when the appropriate time comes and he realizes the picture is of him, im going to try to convince him hes a time traveler.
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Thread: Need a good laugh *THREAD*
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2011-07-15, 04:45 PM #1The Patient
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Need a good laugh *THREAD*
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2011-07-15, 04:59 PM #2Deleted
I hope for his sake your son is not as stupid as you expect him to be.
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2011-07-15, 05:32 PM #3
Brilliant.
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2011-07-15, 06:08 PM #4Stood in the Fire
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(Pirate one is a repost from the chat thread)
A pirate walks into a bar and the bartender says: Whats with the Steering Wheel in your pants?
The Pirate says: Arr, its drivin' me nuts!
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Why was the archaeologist depressed? his career was in ruins!
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Why did the scarecrow win a medal? he was out standing in his field.
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Did you know that diarrhea is hereditary? it runs in your jeans.
(The last one is awful, but still funny
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2011-07-15, 06:56 PM #5Queen of Cake
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It's a joke. One that I've heard of before.
Originally Posted by Eightace
I once went to a store and bought strawberry breakfast bars. On the box, it said: "So these strawberries walk into a bar..." I had such a giggle fit over that.
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2011-07-15, 07:01 PM #6Titan
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2011-07-15, 09:50 PM #7The Patient
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haha i got a chuckle Originally Posted by Splenda
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2011-07-16, 04:02 AM #8LOAD"*",8,1
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CkXkTGXPeJ8 Originally Posted by Shamok
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2011-07-16, 01:33 PM #9The Lightbringer
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An oldie
What is the difference between men and women?
A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need...
A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need
(Yes I know it's a generalisation, but it still made me giggle, so there :P )
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2011-07-16, 07:43 PM #10Stood in the Fire
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Mafia: organized crime
Government: disorganized crime
disclaimer: this joke does not necessarily reflect the views of this website22 miles of hard road
33 years of tough luck
44 skulls buried in the ground
Crawling down through the muck
Ah yeah...
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2011-07-17, 06:15 AM #11Keyboard Turner
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One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver.
She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so.
She says, "Anything you say can and will be Held against you."
He replies "BREASTS."
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2011-07-17, 02:43 PM #12Keyboard Turner
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nice jokes ...
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