Attempt 1: "Whoopsie doopsie, can't connect your account".
- Try to sign in to Steampowered.com = "Whoopsie doopsie, you need to enter TEH CODE OF UBAR AWESOME CUZ ITS BEEN A WHILE HERP DERP"
- OK, fine, code entered, my account has indeed NOT been stolen by leet haksors, let's be happy about that shall we!
- Fuck it, reboot.
Attempt 2: Steam signs in, but "Whoopsie doopsie, TEH GMAE IS CURENTLY UNAVAILABLE HERP DERP"
- What game you ask? That would be GTA fucking IV. A single-player offline game, unless you count the abortion that is Social Club.
- Of course, Steaminpileofshit.com has instructions half a page long on how to fix it. Question is, why do I need to fix it if it ran just bloody fine yesterday?
Bottom line: FUCK YOU STEAM. You were a goddamn abortion when you were first implemented, and you still are. Fuck you, and fuck your ET PHONE HOME functionality.