yo mamma jokes

[Aviztheman]

Yo momma is so stuip she sold her car for gas money

[twinkleblur]

your mom is so cross eyed she dropped a dime and picked up 2 nickels.
your moma so fat she drives her car from the back seat.
your moma is so fat i told her it was chili outside and she went to get a bowl.
your moma is so old jesus sgned her year book
your moma so ugly your dad said you were born because he fell on top of her by accedent.

[Nonfoxx]

Your momma is so fat she's still lvl 60, because she couldn't fit through the Dark Portal

[Borfl]

Ok here's a 2 parter.

Your momma... is like a brick. She's DIRTY, she's FLAT on both sides, AND she always get laid by Mexicans.

Sorry it's my favorite one

[pyodic]

Ya mumma so fat she has her own area code

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Ya mumma so fat that when god said let there be light she moved

[Smarty]

Yo mamma so stupid, she sat on a toaster to toast her buns....

[Deleted]

Yo mommas so fat, she can lay down and stand up and her height doesnt change

[-Zait-]

Yo' mamma is so stupid she bought a solar powered flashlight

[Twiddly]

yo momma so fat that when she wades into a pool, the water level rises according to the laws of physics and her large stature!