They are nothing to do with blizzard's understanding for the achievments. Nor they are clever jokes, nor they are normal. They are just stupid. The only one that comes close to what you have written is for the Haircuts. They are close to:
* Papa's got a brand new bag - Purchase Void Storage.
* Dressed to Impress - Create a new look for yourself using transmogrification.
All others will never get nothing but my pure laugh at stupid ideas that someone wrote.