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    A short story to accompany the new patch news...



    The morning sun shines over Blackrock mountain and the Searing Gorge...

    Inside Blackwing Lair, the young Nefarian wakes up this morning...

    Gets out of bed

    Walks over and brushes his teeth

    Sits down at his throne

    Krixix the goblin element shaper hands him a golden platter

    On the Golden Platter is a plate containing eggs, hash browns, lightly buttered toast... and today's newspaper.

    Nef slowly eats his eggs...

    "So, anything interesting going on today Krix?"

    Krixix shifts uncomfortably...

    "...n...nothing much m'Llord."

    Nefarian eyes him suspiciously

    "Is that so Krix? You seem... troubled..."

    "It's nothing m'lord..." Krixix stammers "...m..may I go back to my duties?"

    Nefarian again eyes him suspiciously

    "Very well then... be gone from my sight". He says, dismissing him with a casual wave of his hand.

    Relieved... Kirixix says "Thank you!" and rushes off.

    Just outside the Throne Room door, Kirixix is met by Broodlord Lashslayer

    "Has he found out yet?" the Broodlord whispers

    Kirixix says "Not yet... I just managed to get out before he did!"

    "Good call" Broodlord stammers "Lets get moving before that happens..."

    Back in the throne room, Nefarian finishes his breakfast and is quietly sipping his cup of joe

    He reaches down and picks up the newspaper

    "Well then" Says Nef "What's in today's news..."

    As he reads the paper, he takes another sip of his coffee...

    ...he gets halfway through his article when he spits out a full mouthful of coffee all over the throne room.

    "WHAAAAAAT!?!!" he shouts, looking back at what he read. "This cant be! Does that mean..."

    A sound that is similar to thunder is heard across the searing gorge.

    "No..." Nefarian says, as he drops the paper to the floor and slowly walks towards the edge of his balcony

    Nefarian stares across the landscape in utter disbelief

    "No..." he utters solemnly under his breath....

    Horses are seen thundering across the ground

    "....No..." he mutters again...

    The skies are now blackened with the sight of thousands of winged creatures...

    "....Nononono..." he begins to panic

    The glint of a thousand tiny daggers catches the sun's rays

    "....NooooOOOOOOOO!!!" he finally screams out, throwing his fists up in the air

    In his view, we see a vast stampede. A veritable calvary, both flying and ground mounts, charging right towards Blackrock Mountain.
    Armed with sharpened daggers and a determination of steel - an ocean of Rogues descends upon Blackwing Lair.


    Forget about the Hour of Twilight...

    ...for the Hour of Bloodfang Rogues has begun.
    Last edited by mvallas; 2011-08-17 at 04:02 PM. Reason: Wanted to edit the story for some clarification.

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    Lol that is utterly brilliant xD
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    Second Edit: I am a buffoon.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MerinPally View Post
    Nefarian is not Deathwing. Sorry to burst the bubble. Deathwing is NELTHARION.
    I think he may be reffering to the fact that rogues that don't already have their tier set will be raiding BWL before the next patch hits, if you have to own them before the patch to be able to use them with the transmogrifier thingy ma bob.
    Sorry to burst your bubble.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MerinPally View Post
    Nefarian is not Deathwing. Sorry to burst the bubble. Deathwing is NELTHARION.
    It's referencing the transmogrification coming in 4.3, not the DW raid... -.-



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    Quote Originally Posted by MerinPally View Post
    Nefarian is not Deathwing. Sorry to burst the bubble. Deathwing is NELTHARION.

    Edit: Nice story though.
    You totally didnt got what he OP was trying to say here.

    BWL farming for Bloodfang set.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MerinPally View Post
    Nefarian is not Deathwing. Sorry to burst the bubble. Deathwing is NELTHARION.

    Edit: Nice story though.
    he wasnt talking about deathwing though, he was talking about bwl where all the rogues will be going to get their tier set

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    On that subject: http://i.imgur.com/s1zEJ.jpg > (the roll was for Bloodfang Hood, the other guys were something like /roll 60 and /roll 70 (we rolled on our DKP))

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    I am a colossal moron who cannot read. Yeah. That was embarrassing. Deleting the previous post.

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    Poor old Nef, mind you: if I didn't already have my T5 shoulders on my Warlock I know for a fact I'd be farming the balls off of Loot Reaver. There's just some gear that's iconic for each class!

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    Edited the story to make a few clarifying points.

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