IDK if this is the right forum, either way, here it is.
Mkay, so I live in a dorm with a shared kitchen. In that kitchen there are seperate fridges. In each fridge, every recident have a shelf.
Last week i went grocery shopping, went to my room to relax, went back down an hour later to eat; and it was all gone. I dont mean a slice of cheese, but everything in my shelf... gone. Each shelf has a name and door number, so no one gets confused about which shelf belongs to who.
I spend my last money on the food, and are now broke.
Here's when it gets interesting: I know a chef, i borrowed 3 of the strongest chili's he could get his hands on, and some paste. I then sliced of the top of the paste (you know that brown lair) and blended the chili with the paste. Then put down the new substance back in to the original container, and placed the top back on. Took a little out of it, so it looks like a wee bit has been eaten, then placed it in my shelf in the fridge. - Should my new nemesis put this substance into his mouth, it will burn for 7 days. Should he swallow it.. Well, he'd instantly shit in his pants, and be put to the hospital.
My question is, too far?
PS. I know the thief likes paste, because he/she stole 500 gram of it.
EDIT: This morning, the 22th, my newly bought carton of milk was stolen, the paste wasnt touched. I'm going on a smaller holiday, will be back on thursday, the paste will be in place until then. Guys, any ideas what to do with a liquid such as milk, that can ruin this guys week?
EDITEDIT: got back this afternoon, nothing has been touched - but the other guys here, have all had their milk stolen. I think im gonna try the "put nasty shit in the milk"! - Anyways, thanks for the help guys!
EDITEDITEDIT: After messing with the milk, it wasn't touched. It's like this mofo is in my head! Yesterday, he stole my bread and some cheese. Not all of it this time.. I'm thinking; Replace ALL food 'n drink in the fridge, and borrow my lads fridge who lives close by. That way, I'dd be sure he's to step into my trap. What do you think?