Zombie Ninja Cheerleaders is recruiting! (Casual Progression Alt Raid)

[angelx7x]

<Sparkle Magic> of Proudmoore, a GLBT friendly guild, is looking for people to fill out its alt raid 10-man roster for Firelands.



Who are we?

Zombies! Run run run…..



The Spiel:

Zombie Ninja Cheerleaders, the raid, runs once a week. It is a four hour raid group that is based on the highly oxymoronic concept of casual progression. What it really means is that we’ll wipe n wipe & then eat a chocolate! And then we get a kill J

We take our wipes and kills seriously, so we’re looking for some like-minded people to share the zombiness with us! We don’t obsess about meters or logs but we would like to get our loot thank you very much, so you are expected to be well geared and knowledgeable about your class!

What do we need?

Well geared, awesome and chocolate addicted:

Mdps: None

Healers: Priest/Pally.

Range dps: Boomkin, Shammy.

Tank: Pally/Druid/DK.

When to show up

Every Friday, 7-11 Server time

Gosh! It’s purple!

We don’t obsess about loot (other than one person crying that Johnny Depp never drops). We follow the good ol’ Need before Greed system. But, if it is a bigger update for someone, we turn sagey and nice and accept joyful thanks as we hand it over to the other person all the while muttering under our breath. (The use of childish curse words like, o fish, bugger etc. is prohibited).

So if a cloth piece drops and the mage and warlock both want it, we all sit back and watch a fear-sheep duel and then the rest of us vote on the basis of showmanship and style. And then we give it to the priest and run like chickens as we have the fear of getting sheeped!



What we ask from you?

->You must be this high (ilvl359) to ride this raid group (yeah baby!)

->Do your homework before raid time. Once a week so be prepared!

->Show some skin! Uhh I mean… be on time and not skip as we run ONCE a week only.

->Stay clear of drama (unless it involves a highly intriguing performance by Julie Andrews)

->Have patience! Be patient! Take deep breaths. We will wipe! We’re Zombies! Hang in there!



How to Apply:



1) To apply simply visit www.sparklemagic.wowstead.com and follow the application directions (found in the recruitment forum). Be sure to include that you are applying to the ZNC raid.



2) Talk to Sildarath/Anathaemus in-game.



Applications without jam will not be considered.

[angelx7x]

bump for front page, still need people!