Forum Game - Raiding is like sex.

[schwarzkopf]

Raiding ... lots of hard work, nice reward after completion (boss kill)
Sex ... lots of fun, nasty surprise possible after completion (baby).

Seems exactly opposite to me...

---------- Post added 2011-08-30 at 04:01 PM ----------

Speaking as a recently divorced man, raiding is nothing like sex.

Speaking as a long time divorced man... bad sex beats a great raid any day.

Of course - a bad raid is about all I get these days.

PS: any blind, mid 30s, attractive females out there

[Deleted]

This fits better in Fun Stuff, being a word game and all. Moved.

[Hanto]

Worst thread ever?

Then don't read/reply?

Sex is like raiding because no matter how many times you do it, it's never as good as the first?
*shrug*

[Deleted]

Raiding is like sex - one tiiiny little mistake and you're sitting on your ass in the cold.

[Myah]

Cause it's good even when it's bad

[Volitans]

Raiding is like sex, because experimentation could end either very well, or VERY poorly.

[Kaeliri]

Raiding is like sex because I can do both at the same time

Raiding is like sex because the first time you enounter the "boss" you get all excited not knowing what to expect from the "encounter"

Raiding is like sex because you always come back for more!!

[Thigrai]

You have to get inside the instance portal to raid. Although there are "outdoor" raids, the real fun is inside.

Once you're done, you have to wait the raid lockout.

Even thought your RL will keep telling you that "sustained dps" is more important, the length of your recount "bar" actually matters.

[Squirtlelol]

Raiding is like sex because you always brag to all of your guildies non stop about how good you are and then when you're finally brought in the fight after weeks of negotiating you mess up every single aspect of the fight, make the raid leader rage log for the night, and die in the first 5% of the boss, and you never finish the fight because you get kicked from the raid. JUST SAYIN

[Xuvial]

You must come prepared.

[Deleted]

Raiding is like sex because you need a larger weapon in your hand to win. Doing things with your fists like you did when you was a lower level just wont cut it anyone. ^_^

I tried my best to think of something witty : /

[Banthak]

You can solo old content.

[Sengiratolom]

Often it requires 1 member with protection, without it ends soon or doesn't go as far as with.
When going to a new instance, returning to the old one isn't prefered and mostly gets frowned upon.
Upon completion, sounds of joy come your ears.
Requires more then 1 person to be good.
Neither gives good results if you lose focus.
Aproaching it on an alt(ernative way) can change the PoV an experience.
In either, girls can act like feral druids (3 weeks a month of purring like a kitten, 1 week of raging like a bear). (sorry ladies)
Both are bad when it burns.
No matter the shape or size, the armor allways fits.
No one likes to be replaced in either.
Some do it with an enhancement.
The more variation within the encounter, the more fun it gets to do.
In both, either you or the encounter ends up going down.

[pickley]

Because, I don't get to do it...

Well played.

Raiding is like sex because accessorys make it better.

[rasfael]

if raiding is like sex, Heroic Rag is the female orgasm

[Deleted]

No, i am good at raiding.....

[muto]

Raiding is like Sex. Just because someone has some top notch gear, doesn't always mean the person will perform well with it.

[Ceria]

Best to have no more than 1-2 girls in a 10man group

[Event Horizon]

raiding is like sex because the casuals hardly ever do it but complain about it the most

[Skelington]

Raiding is like sex because Skelington knows most of the science behind it without ever doing it.