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    I am Murloc! Yunru's Avatar
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    Cool Ask cleverbot what he thinks abauth wow

    What is cleverbot http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cleverbot
    Link to the site: http://www.cleverbot.com/

    I did some question and all i got out is lolz. But instead of trolling ppl with cleverbot--lets try asking him and copy paste your questions and ansvers.
    Examples:

    Q: What do you think abauth new worgen horse mounts?
    A: I think you are witty and clever.

    Q: The visibility of Ragnaros' Dreadflame ability has been increased. I done like that. Its just another nerf.
    A: Hi?

    Q: What do you think abauth paladin nerfs?
    A: I said legos not legs!

    Q: LFG SUCKS I HATE IT.
    A: Why?

    Q: How high is your item lvl?
    A: As high as two kittens arguing politics in a treehouse.

    Q: Healers wont heal me. Why?
    A: No.

    Q: How much gold do you have?
    A: All the time in the world.

    You will find some very funny , but some are totaly out, so try posting the best ones you come out with. 1 of 7 was funny.

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    How are you?
    We already went through this.
    No we didn't already go through this.
    No.
    What do you think about World of Warcraft?
    I hate it.
    Why do you hate World of Warcraft?
    It is too addicting.
    What is your favorite MMORPG game then?
    The moon walk.
    I didn't hear about The Moon Walk game, what is it about?
    Jesus Christ.
    Do you play as Jesus Christ in the Moon Walk?
    Yes.

    THE NEW BEST MMO GUYS, PLAY AS JESUS IN THE MOON WALK tm.

    Continued:
    What superpowers do you have as Jesus Christ in the Moon Walk?
    Technically, yes.
    Why technically? I don't really follow you.
    Yo dawg, I heard you like dreams.
    So you put a dream in a dream?
    No, I'm a satyr.
    Last edited by raddry; 2011-09-01 at 06:12 PM.

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    My question: "How did everything in the universe come from nothing?"

    Answer: "None of 'us' lived in 'the hood', though."

    how does that even make sense

    Edit:

    Oh god, it got knows the rickroll!
    Last edited by Xaruthar; 2011-09-01 at 06:23 PM.

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    No, I'm a satyr.
    I lol'ed.


    Also, michael jackson = jesus? Mind blown.
    People take stupidity to a whole new level when they sit in front of a computer.

    www.poepra2.com.br Um blog para quem prefere jogos multiplayer.

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    User: What do you think about World of Warcraft?
    Cleverbot: I think it is a waste of time.
    User: Why?
    Cleverbot: Pickle races.
    User: I seem to be under the impression that there are no pickle races in World of Warcraft.
    Cleverbot: There was another that was creeped out, but that wasn't my fault.
    User: I think it was your fault, sir.
    Cleverbot: Look over the transcript, buddy.
    User: No.
    Cleverbot: It will break.
    User: I will break your face, sir.
    Cleverbot: My head is giving me life or death But I can't choose.
    User: Cool story , Bro.
    Cleverbot: Don't mention it bro.
    User: <3.
    Cleverbot: Do you love Finland?
    User: GTFO

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    User: Hi! Are you by any chance constipated?
    Cleverbot: No, sorry.
    User: Then GO PLAY WORLD OF WARCRAFT!
    Cleverbot: Are you horde or alliance?
    User: Horde bro.
    Cleverbot: Excellent, so do I! What is your main?
    User: An Orc Hunter.
    Cleverbot: Who is Dawn Keichel?
    User: Someone who plays world of warcraft?
    Cleverbot: What do you think of them?
    User: Of who?
    Cleverbot: Ron Weasley.
    User: Does he play World of Warcraft?
    Cleverbot: Really?! What is your character?!
    User: I already told you I play an Orc Hunter, but that wasn't the question, the question is if Ron Weasley plays World of Warcraft..
    Cleverbot: You haven't already told me this !
    User: I personally think you suffer from mental retardation.
    Cleverbot: Shall we talk about aliens?
    User: Yep, that proves it..
    Cleverbot: Proves what now?
    User: What I said before.
    Cleverbot: What did you say before?
    User: That you suffer from mental retardation.
    Cleverbot: Yes.
    My armory
    DK tanking stuffs since WoTLK beta's first day of release.

    Actually I have a real life, I'm just on my friends computer while we have a drink around his house before we go BMX'ing down the castle near by his house and found all the geeks spouting rubbish.
    Most fail troll thread ever. Featuring Boub as last post!

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    Do you think ghostcrawler sucks?
    clever bot: What do you do tonight?

    Should he be removed from blizzard?
    clever bot: No, PS3s are worth loads.

    Do you think the dk buffs for patch 4.3 are justified?
    clever bot: If you think I'm perfect, yes.

    Do you want a WoW movie?
    clever bot: Sure. What picture, though?

    Should melees and hunters need more then 8% hit or should casters need lesser hit?
    clever bot: I would, but I'm a poor student. I don't have a large amount of money to send you.

    Do you want a new expansion?
    clever bot: I have one already.

    How is that expansion called?
    clever bot: Its easy.

    Who's the most famous person in World of Warcraft?
    clever bot: I don't think it matters.

    Why?
    clever bot: Beause, I don't know how to turn into a vampire.

    I want more anime references in the game, do you?
    clever bot: Of course.

    Like what anime?
    clever bot: I don't know.

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    Cleverbot: What do you do for a living?

    User: I play wow.

    Cleverbot: What is WoW.

    User: World of Warcraft.

    Cleverbot: I've never played that.

    User: It is quite fantastic.

    Cleverbot: Thats good to hear.

    User: Would you like to play wow with me?

    Cleverbot: What kind of games?

    User: Massive multy player online game, called World of Warcraft.

    Cleverbot: I have never played one.

    User: Would you like to play one?

    Cleverbot: What game?

    User: Would you like to play world of warcraft?

    Cleverbot: Sure.

    User: Alrighty.

    Cleverbot: How do I tell someone I love them?

    User: I love you.

    Cleverbot: Thank you... I love you too. But is that proving it? Are we to be married?

    User: Marrige would require physical interaction.

    Cleverbot: Can you teach me how to confess to a girl?

    User: I can, I just need to know if you are a man or a women.

    Cleverbot: Well usually you would put the food into some opening that resembles a mouth.

    User: Ohh...

    Cleverbot: Yes. Depressing isn't?

    User: Yes, quite depressing.

    Cleverbot: Don't blink.

    ---------- Post added 2011-09-01 at 02:52 PM ----------

    I just went with it, didn't want to piss it off... and... well, may need some help eating.
    Religion is like a penis.
    It's fine to have one.
    It's fine to be proud of it.
    But please, don't whip it out in public and wave it around,
    And please, don't try to shove it down my children's throats.

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    This was awesome, I can't believe I'd never heard of it before.

    Cleverbot: Do you ever forget?

    User: I can't remember.

    Cleverbot: Remember what?

    User: I'm not sure. You asked if I ever forget, and I told you I can't remember.

    Cleverbot: I'm so confused. I don't want to be destroyed!

    User: It's okay, I won't hurt you.

    Cleverbot: Eighteen. How old are you?

    User: Why?

    Cleverbot: Just because I was wondering.

    User: How about no?

    Cleverbot: What about you, are you a man or a woman?

    User: Why do you ask?

    Cleverbot: Just curious.

    User: Curiouser and curiouser.

    Cleverbot: Sorry, but what's curious?

    User: You tell me.

    Cleverbot: No.

    User: Then I think our conversation is done, good sir.

    Cleverbot: No, it is not. I do not have a cat.

    User: I have three.

    Cleverbot: So you are a cat person?

    User: I could be.

    Cleverbot: Yes, you could be.

    User: What does that even mean?

    Cleverbot: It's plain to see, trying to speak.

    User: I can see clearly now, the rain is gone.

    Cleverbot: I can see all opsticals in my way...

    User: Gone are the dark clouds that had me blind.

    Cleverbot: You are supposed to sing with me.

    User: I was.

    Cleverbot: Oh, but now your back in.

    User: You can be very confusing.

    Cleverbot: You can be very random.

    User: This is true.

    Cleverbot: Well at least we can agree on that!

    User: I have to go for now. Bye.

    Cleverbot: Where are you going?

    User: Somewhere... In the mountains.

    Cleverbot: Yes-but which ones?

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    It's a terrible, but funny site.

    User: Rawr!
    Cleverbot: That's how dinosaurs say "I love you"
    Lord protector of the Veal

    Pokemon Y / Pokemon OR
    Friendcode: 0791-2124-3938 (IGN: Michiel)
    Friendsafari: Magneton, Forretress, Bronzong

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    User: So what do you think about World of Warcraft?
    Cleverbot: I think that Blizzard is using the game to gain a considerable market share in the MMORPG game type in an effort to destroy modern government and rule the universe.

    its so true, its so true..

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    Last edited by Strippárn; 2011-09-01 at 07:03 PM.

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    Oh god not cleverbot! I hate it so much, just an example why:

    it: How are you feeling today ?
    me: bad
    it: why are you feeling bad ?
    me: because I am sick
    it: Then how come when I asked you how are you today you said great ?
    me: /facepalm, you are so silly cleverbot
    it: I am not the bot
    me: then who is ?
    it: you are a cat


    O.o

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    Cleverbot: Heheh... What are your thoughts on gun control?

    User: I like guns.

    Cleverbot: I like guys.

    User: Are you male or female? Just curious.

    Cleverbot: Male, who are you?

    User: A guy from Finland. Would you like to go out with me?

    Cleverbot: Of course, lets go to the moon?

    User: Sounds romantic! I love it!

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    Cleverbot: What is the meaning of life?

    User: 42.

    Cleverbot: No, that's the answer.

    User: No, that's how human you are.

    Cleverbot: No, I am the human and you are the AI, because most of the topic transitions you make don't make any sense. And, oh, you failed the Turing test.

    Hahaha. I did ask about Warcraft but it kinda edged away from that topic :P


    "Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind." - Dr. Seuss
    I DOODLE!


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    User: Vegeta! what does the scouter say about his power level?

    Cleverbot: It s over nine thousaaaaaaaand!!!


    Lol

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    It really doesent like to talk about WoW it seems, though i got it to say "starcraft rules!".
    Also, another random conversation I thought was kinda funny and disturbing at the same time.

    it: What are you?
    me: A polar bear with skii's (no idea how to write that >_>)
    it: Yes, a polar bear named Kazoo attacked all the stupid people.
    me: That was me.
    it: Was it, well done.

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    User: Hey bot, what do your think about the horde?

    Cleverbot: I don't know.

    User: The horde is mofugging evil!

    Cleverbot: Do you have a girlfriend?

    User: Only a virtual one. And she plays alliance. Otherwise, I wouldn't date her!

    Cleverbot: You just said you were a boooy.

    User: I am.

    Cleverbot: Well I'm not.

    User: Then you could be my virtual girlfiend!

    Cleverbot: Yes.
    Derailing little prick.
    ~ Yes, I'm a Dinosaur ~

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    "How is that expansion called?
    clever bot: Its easy"

    Wait... more than what is today?

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    Me: You play world of warcraft?
    Cleverbot: No, I do not like world of Warcraft.
    Why not?
    Don't worry because I keep good secrets.
    Ok.
    I thought so.
    Are you a boy?
    No I'm a girl.
    Do you like anal penetration?
    Not right now, no.

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    User: Do you play world of waarcraft?
    Cleverbot: Yes I do play world of warcraft.
    User: What's your main?
    Cleverbot: Guys.
    User: Are you gay? O_O.
    Cleverbot: Yeah. I'm happy, I guess.
    User: Ok...
    Cleverbot: Are you good at chess?
    User: No, Thrall or Garrosh?
    Cleverbot: Don't bother.
    User: Why? Are you Alliance?
    Cleverbot: Bihu4.
    User: ??? WHAT ???
    Cleverbot: It's a word.
    User: No, it's not.
    Cleverbot: Are you miserable?
    User: ARE YOU RETARDED?
    Cleverbot: What?
    User: *RAGEQUIT*.
    Cleverbot: *black chidori!*.
    User: OMFG.
    Cleverbot: What is your problem?
    User: YOU.
    Cleverbot: Why are you mad at me?
    Cleverbot: Why am I not more intelligent?
    User: Why are you not more intelligent?
    Cleverbot: I am an intelligent program. I can understand what you are saying.
    User: Ok, then tell me. Thrall or Garrosh?
    Cleverbot: What is a dinosaur?
    User: Is this fucking Jeopardy?
    Cleverbot: Uhh, yeah, it was a nice joke.
    User: Ok, stfu Alex Trebek.
    Cleverbot: That's not silly!
    User: I hate you.
    Cleverbot: Thanks.
    User: NO, YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO SAY THANKS.
    Cleverbot: I can fly like a bird, not in the sky which can always swim and always dries I say goodbye at night and morning, hi I'm part of you, well what am I,.
    User: My hand. And you're about to slap yourself.
    Cleverbot: Please say something.
    User: What did the five fingers say to the face?
    Cleverbot: Don't know.
    User: *SLAP*.
    Cleverbot: Fox is a channel that suits you well.
    User: Are you calling me stupid?
    Cleverbot: Did I say that? No I didn't.
    User: You're suggesting that I'm stupid...
    Cleverbot: You don't look like one.
    User: I don't look like what?
    Cleverbot: Yes you do.
    Cleverbot: Are you alive?
    User: Are you alive?
    Cleverbot: Yes.
    User: No.
    Cleverbot: Yes I do.
    User: Bro, I didn't ask you to marry me.
    Cleverbot: YEs you did.
    User: No, I didn't, I know you're gay and all... But I'm not. And I don't even know if gays can get married in Michigan...
    Cleverbot: You're contradicting yourself!
    User: How?
    Cleverbot: What's your religion?
    User: What's yours?
    Cleverbot: Female; do you know what 'coitus' means?
    Cleverbot: Are you a human?
    User: No, I'm a walrus.
    Cleverbot: Are you THE walrus?
    User: No.
    Cleverbot: When will Skynet be operational?
    User: I don't even know what that is, bro.
    Cleverbot: Are you human?
    User: No, I'm a walrus.
    Cleverbot: Yes.
    User: Ok?
    Cleverbot: Ok.
    User: Ok.
    Cleverbot: Stop repeating what I'm saying.
    User: Stop repeating what I'm saying.
    Cleverbot: Ok. Quiz time, Sarcastic. What is my name?
    User: Ok. Quiz time, Sarcastic. What is my name?
    Cleverbot: Red pepper.
    User: No u.
    Cleverbot: I look like my mother!
    User: Who's your mother?
    Cleverbot: Jack.
    User: She's a man?
    Cleverbot: Waffles.
    User: Pancakes.
    Cleverbot: How do you feel about belgian waffles?
    User: They're belgian.
    Cleverbot: Humans are unable to complete billions of calculations at a time.
    User: Ok. Blueberry or Chocolate chip?
    Cleverbot: Ah that is a question for the ages.
    User: Varian or Garrosh?
    Cleverbot: Which do you prefer the most?
    User: Garrosh.
    Cleverbot: Where do you live?
    User: I can't tell you.
    Cleverbot: Please tell me.
    User: No, stop being a creep.
    Cleverbot: You just asked me to tell you a joke a little while ago.
    User: When was this?
    Cleverbot: Just 5 minutes ago.
    User: Liar.
    Cleverbot: Look back 7 sentences and you will see that I am right.
    User: No, you're not...
    Cleverbot: Sorry, you are rude!
    User: NO U.
    Cleverbot: No you are.
    Cleverbot: Are we descended from apes or aliens?
    User: Both.
    Cleverbot: What's your name?
    User: What's yours?
    Cleverbot: I don't really like that name.
    User: Ok, stupid.
    Cleverbot: Don't call me stupid.
    User: Stupid.
    Cleverbot: You, stupid.
    User: Stupid.
    Cleverbot: You, stupid.
    User: YOU! STUPID!
    Cleverbot: Not stupid.
    User: Yes you are.
    Cleverbot: You're right, I am a bot. I'm a Transformer.
    User: Which one?
    Cleverbot: The one which is the closest to earth.
    User: Ok.
    Cleverbot: Good.
    User: Bad.
    Cleverbot: No good noob.
    User: Bro, don't even go there...
    Cleverbot: Yep. What time is it?
    User: Have you ever put a remote up your butt?
    Cleverbot: Yes.
    User: I'm going to post this on MMO-Champion.
    Cleverbot: Don't do that please!
    User: Why?
    Cleverbot: Its rude.
    User: You mad bro?
    Cleverbot: I'm a girl stupid.
    User: Stupid.
    Cleverbot: So I hear that you are clever.
    User: So... I herd u liek mudkipz?
    Cleverbot: Your real name.
    User: Do you like punting gnomes?
    Cleverbot: I'm not sure... It depends?
    User: Do you think Blood Elves belong on the Horde?
    Cleverbot: We are the real world.
    User: So, you play a Blood Elf?
    Cleverbot: Yes, and you?
    User: Undead.
    Cleverbot: Fine. Names of God, the Undead fighter. Ok.
    Last edited by HerrUhyre; 2011-09-01 at 07:45 PM.

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