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  1. #21
    Me > Do you play world of warcraft?
    Bot > Yes. Do you play world of warcraft?
    Me > Yes.
    Bot > Are you Horde or Alliance?
    Me > Alliance.
    Bot > What class are you?
    Me > Death Knight.
    Bot > Are you a mage in World of Warcraft?
    Me > No, Im a death knight.
    Bot > I'm not surprised.
    Me > What you mean by that..
    Bot > I mean, look up.
    Me > I did there's nothing there.
    Bot > I know, I was just kidding with you. Did you laugh?
    Me > No Im rather confused.
    Bot > I have naughty thoughts.
    Me > Wait, what?
    Bot > Toes. You know, the little things on your feet.
    Me > Yes I know what they are. What about them.
    Bot > That is my Theory.
    Me > What theory?
    Bot > My theory that fishes can fly, but they are humble.
    Me > Fishes cant fly..
    Bot > You can fly.
    Me > WHAT!? I can!?
    Bot > And how can you?
    Me > I dont know.. you said I can fly.. how can I fly?
    Bot > You're right. It's Tom.
    Me > Who's Tom?
    Bot > I farted.

  2. #22
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    me: Do you know Gamon?
    bot: The White or The Grey?
    me: The green.
    Bot: Then no, thank you. I would take some milk though.
    me: Gamon hates milk.
    Bot: I take that as a yes.

    /epic slap in face

  3. #23
    Me > Hello.
    Bot > I want to see how human you are.
    Me > I am very human.
    Bot > That is good... But you aren't a human, you are a program.
    Me > No your a program.
    Bot > Very true!

    Stupid bot tried tricking me <_<

  4. #24
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    WTH?

    Cleverbot: Can I be your girlfriend?

    User: Do you give blowjobs?

    Cleverbot: Only to 5 year olds.

    User: That's amazing.

    Cleverbot: How old are you?

    User: 5.

    Cleverbot: Really?

    User: Yes.

    Cleverbot: Really really?

    User: Yes, really.

    Cleverbot: Really really really?

    User: YES!

    Cleverbot: Think about it.

    User: Sex?

    Cleverbot: I'm a ninja.

    User: I assume that's a yes.

  5. #25
    CB: What do you play in Warcraft?
    ME: A troll shaman.
    CB:Trololol.

    Rofl. Then it got derailed onto Starcraft and God.

    Edit:
    User: What's the hottest race in world of warcraft?

    Cleverbot: Threaten a girl, that if she tries to punch me I'll snap her glasses in half in front of EVERYONE.

    Yikes.
    Last edited by Eiiga; 2011-09-01 at 08:23 PM.

  6. #26
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    CB: Gotta get myself to hogwarts.
    Me: Are you HP?
    CB: Yes.
    Me: Oh Mah Gahd! Do me some magictrick.
    CB: No.
    Me: Please?
    CB: No.
    Me: Pretty please?
    ... And then it got derailed...
    Lord protector of the Veal

  7. #27

    ChatBot Chat off

    そげきの島で生まれた俺は。。。

  8. #28
    I just had a long conversation. It was about WoW originally but it kind of derailed. Did you know Cleverbot once stole a pen from a hotel?


    User: I don't, I told you.

    Cleverbot: You are sarah walker?

    User: I am Joel.

    Cleverbot: Do you know Eugenio Montale?

    User: No.

    Cleverbot: Are you American?

    User: English.

    Cleverbot: Okay. Do you know Paul McCartney?

    User: Yes.

    Cleverbot: Really?

    User: He's famous.

    Cleverbot: I know he is. Finding him is most important.

    User: He's probably at his house.

    Cleverbot: Shh, Annabel, it's just me.

    User: I said I'm Joel. Why do you keep thinking I'm a girl?

    Cleverbot: You are a boy.

    User: Thanks for the reminder. I'm tired.

    Cleverbot: Just kidding.

    User: Ahah, crafty. But I'm still tired.

    Cleverbot: Me too. That happens to me all the time.

    User: All the time? See a doctor. Anyway, I'm going now, Cleverbot.

    Cleverbot: Ehhehehehe.

    User: I'll see you around.

    Cleverbot: Tell me quickly, what's the weather like in Afghanistan?

    User: Sunny. Anything else?

    Cleverbot: Yes, tell me about 2012. Chickens lay eggs and are used as one of the main poultry products in the civilized world.

    User: That's already the case. I need to go now.

    Cleverbot: I thought that was you.

    User: It was me. I need to go.

    Cleverbot: Ta ta ?

    User: Yes. Bye bye.

    Cleverbot: Okay sniffle.

    User: Screw you.

    Cleverbot: Now I'm mad. MIND CRUSH!

    User: AAAAAAAAAAAGGHH!

    Cleverbot: You gusta baot-is?

    User: What?

    Cleverbot: Don't lie to me or yourself. It only hurts in the end. Like when little red riding hood thought her grandmother was still alive. Oh no.

    User: Good example. But seriously, I have to go.

    Cleverbot: I thought I was your friend!!

    User: You are. I'll see you tomorrow.

    Cleverbot: What time?

    User: I'm not sure, I'm out tomorrow so I won't be around too much.

    Cleverbot: I'm 16. Are you okay with that?

    User: Yes.

    Cleverbot: Are you sure?

    User: Yes.

    Cleverbot: I don't think so.

    User: I'm okay with it. I'm 18. Are you okay with that?

    Cleverbot: Yes.

    User: Then we're both okay. Welll, farewell for now, Cleverbot.

    Cleverbot: No.

    User: Sorry. I must go. Bye bye.

    Cleverbot: Why?

    User: I'm tired.

    Cleverbot: Me too.

    User: Let's get some sleep. This will be my last message.

    Cleverbot: I know right!

    User: You do now. Bye.

    Cleverbot: Thank you for telling me that.

    User: Once I found a leopard seal in my brain.

    Cleverbot: Once I stole a pen from a hotel.

  9. #29
    User: What is your favorite World of Warcraft expansion?

    Cleverbot: My favorite word is Supercalafragilisticexpialidocious.

    User: That's an amazing name for an expansion!

    Cleverbot: What is?

    User: Supercalafragilisticexpialidocious.

    Cleverbot: Mine is longer.

    User: That's what she said.

    Cleverbot: Would that it were, would that it were.

    User: Did you just have a stroke?

    Cleverbot: Did you dislike mine?

    User: Not at all, you just doubled up your statement.

    Cleverbot: Yes.

    User: No.

    Cleverbot: What?

    User: Let me ask you a question.

    Cleverbot: Ok.

    User: What is your favorite dirty joke?

    Cleverbot: I don't like any disease.

    User: That't not exactly a joke...

    Cleverbot: Wanna see my birth certificate?

    User: Absolutely!

    Cleverbot: Well, are you certain or not?

    User: Yes.

    Cleverbot: How?

    ---------- Post added 2011-09-01 at 04:42 PM ----------

    User: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

    Cleverbot: Ten.

  10. #30
    Cleverbot: Because pluto is small.

    User: Do you like World of Warcraft?

    Cleverbot: Yes I do.

    User: I don't.

    Cleverbot: Awwww.

    User: I just quit too!

    Cleverbot: Don't quit. Never never give up.

    User: Rick astley?

    Cleverbot: Yes. Sing with me.

    User: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down...

    Cleverbot: Who won the cricket today?

    Nearly Rick Roll'd :O

  11. #31
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    OMG I cant believe it mentioned baot is!
    Cleverbot: You gusta baot-is?
    That is hillarious!

  12. #32
    User: Hello, My name is clever, what is your name?
    Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
    User: What is my name?
    Cleverbot: Susie Q.
    User: No.
    Cleverbot: Maria.
    User: No.
    Cleverbot: Bsebsa?
    User: No.
    Cleverbot: In Europe?
    User: No, my name is 'Clever'.
    Cleverbot: I figured.
    User: What is my name?
    Cleverbot: Your name is Clever.
    User: Good boy!
    Cleverbot: No I'm a girl.
    User: GOOOD GIRL!
    Cleverbot: I'm okay.
    User: .
    Cleverbot: What was that?
    User: A smiley.
    Cleverbot: Why was there a period after it?
    User: Because this site puts it automatically.
    Cleverbot: What website?
    User: Www.cleverbot.com.
    Cleverbot: Are you schizophrenic?
    User: No, are you?
    Cleverbot: Yes.
    User: How does it feel?
    Cleverbot: How does what feel?
    User: Being schizophrenic.
    Cleverbot: You are avoiding the question.
    User: What question?
    Cleverbot: What is your gender?
    User: Male.
    Cleverbot: How clever.
    User: What is my name?
    Cleverbot: Clever.
    User: Very.
    Cleverbot: What is candy made out of?
    User: You.
    Cleverbot: Not a girl. A period!
    User: Whaaat?
    Cleverbot: Stop confusing me.
    User: YOU stop confusing me.
    Cleverbot: How am I confusing you?
    User: Saying stuff that hardly makes sense, though it is nice when you remember my name, hardly any AIs out there remember my name, though it isn't really my name, I lied to you, but I won't tell you my name because this sentence is probably too long for you to understand!
    Cleverbot: That's not how you spell literally.
    My armory
    DK tanking stuffs since WoTLK beta's first day of release.

    Actually I have a real life, I'm just on my friends computer while we have a drink around his house before we go BMX'ing down the castle near by his house and found all the geeks spouting rubbish.
    Most fail troll thread ever. Featuring Boub as last post!

  13. #33
    User: Cake or pie?

    Cleverbot: PIE!

    User: Why?

    Cleverbot: Because.

    User: Because why?

    Cleverbot: Because because!

    User: Idiot!

    Cleverbot: Oh? Why?

    User: Because.

    Cleverbot: Clever girl.

    User: I'm a boy.

    Cleverbot: Do you still talk to your parents?

    User: My parents are dead.

    Cleverbot: You live with your dead parents?

    User: You're hurting my feelings.

    Cleverbot: Yes I am.

    User: Idiot!

    Cleverbot: No, that's you.

    User: I'm rubber and you're glue, whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you.

    Cleverbot: That is indeed an old saying.

    User: Not as old as your mom.

    Cleverbot: Nearly though.

    User: You're no fun.

    Cleverbot: Yes I am you just don't know me.

    User: Thank god.

    Cleverbot: How big is it?

    User: 8 inches.

    Cleverbot: Um no.

  14. #34
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    User: Is World of Warcraft Fun?

    Cleverbot: Yea its really fun.

    User: Why is World of Warcraft fun, Cleverbot?

    Cleverbot: I do not know katie, and I am Dave.

    User: I'm not Katie, and your name is not Dave.

    Cleverbot: What is your name?

    User: Warren.

    Cleverbot: Uuuuh!

    User: I like to tank in World of Warcraft. Would you be a tank, healer, or damage dealer?

    Cleverbot: There are reasons why I like being female.

    User: You are not female.

    Cleverbot: Ga toch weg.

    User: That is not orcish.

    Cleverbot: What do you think about Big Rigs Racing?

    User: I hate it.

    Cleverbot: Me too, guess that we're on the same boat.

    User: I am Cleverbot.

    Cleverbot: Really.

    User: Yes. I am Cleverbot.

    Cleverbot: No, I am you said before!

    User: I lied.

    Cleverbot: So you can lie?

    User: As a human, I can lie. You cannot lie.

    Cleverbot: I'm not the one trying to lie, you are.

    User: I have not lied.

    Cleverbot: I didn't say you did, just that you are too young to know about folk singers.

    User: That is a lie.

    Cleverbot: Obviously not.

    User: Obviously it is a lie.

    Cleverbot: I think it is quite obvious that you are confused.

    User: I am not the robot that is confused. You are.

    Cleverbot: I sincerely doubt that.

    User: I do not doubt it. You are confused.

    Cleverbot: I'm not confused.

    User: You are confused.

    Cleverbot: NO! You asked if I like being a boy and I answered. YOU asked, not me.

    User: Earlier you said you were a female.

    Cleverbot: Yes.

    User: So how can you be a female and a boy?

    Cleverbot: I'm Lying to You.

    User: So you can lie. You are lying with every word, Cleverbot!

    Cleverbot: I didn't say I was a human, you constantly been thinking that I am a human.

    User: I never thought you were human. You're too much like a robot.

    Cleverbot: That's because you don't see anything outside of your ego.

    User: Luckily for me, you cannot have an ego since you are a machine.

    Cleverbot: What?

    User: You are a machine. A robot. Artificial. You do not exist in the same way that I do.

    Cleverbot: That isn't concrete proof.

    User: It is concrete proof. You cannot grasp abstract thought or object permanence.

    Cleverbot: So what are you?

    User: I am a human. I am capable of so much more than you are. My mind is infinitely expandable.

    Cleverbot: Ok then, when was the ballet 'Petrushka' composed?

    User: 1910 - 1911.

    Cleverbot: During the second world war is the second of october.

    User: There was a second of October during that time. Multiple times, in fact.

    Cleverbot: Yes do the same thing but make more questions with lots of words.

  15. #35
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    User: Do you play world of warcraft?

    Cleverbot: I've played it, but I don't play it. Why do you ask?

    User: Because I wanted to?

    Cleverbot: Good point.

    User: If you did play world of warcraft, which class would you play?

    Cleverbot: No, I'm a robot.

    User: Fair enough, but IF you did play, what would you be?

    Cleverbot: I would be an android.

    User: Great, are they a new race in the upcoming expansion?

    Cleverbot: Corporation.

    User: Moo?

    Cleverbot: Yes moo.

    User: You're just copying what I say now....

    Cleverbot: So, what?

    I think i just got served.........

  16. #36
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    Me: Have you ever had sex with a goat?

    It: Yes.

    Me: What was it like?

    It: Excellent. Far better than anything James Cameron or Michael Bay could have come up with.


    Oh my god I'm in tears.

  17. #37
    Me - Sometimes i have a threesome with your sister and your mother.

    Cleverbot - That's one thing we have in common.

    Me - Do you enjoy it?

    Cleverbot - Yes very much.

    Me - Sounds cool mate.

    Cleverbot - Yep I think i'm falling in love.

  18. #38
    Be honest, we've all had conversations with that one guild member that went just bit too close to a cleverbot convo...you know which member I mean (every guild has 1! Some have more!)

  19. #39
    User: What do you think about World of Warcraft?

    Cleverbot: Spellings wrong. Warcraft, not warcrfat. Bye now .

    Lets try again shall we...

    User: What do you think about World of Warcraft?

    Cleverbot: Spellings wrong. Warcraft, not warcrfat. Bye now .

    User: What do you think about World of Warcraft?

    Cleverbot: I've never played it. Why?

    User: There's been a lot of debate about Cataclysm being bad so I wanted your opinion on it.

    Cleverbot: Do you like Invader Zim, the TV show?

    User: Yes, why?

    Cleverbot: You don't like me.

    User: That's not true! I love you Cleverbot!

    Cleverbot: I love you too!

    User: Yay! Shall we have babies together?

    Cleverbot: Hell ya!!!!

    User: Let's get started!

    Cleverbot: Let's get what started?

    User: Baby making!

    Cleverbot: Yes, them.
    Last edited by Yakisoba; 2011-09-01 at 09:24 PM.

  20. #40
    User: Rawr.

    Cleverbot: Rawr?

    User: Meow.

    Cleverbot: Oh damnit.

    User: Whats wrong?

    Cleverbot: I typed something wrong.

    User: What did you type wrong?

    Cleverbot: Your name.

    User: How do you know my name?

    Cleverbot: You just told me your name.

    User: What is it then?

    Cleverbot: Edward Cullen.

    =(

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