User: Ice Lance needs to be buffed.
Cleverbot: Thanks. Now bow to your master.
I lol'ed, seriously.
i think ive mastered it
User: You are fat.
Cleverbot: You aren't.
User: Why thank you.
Cleverbot: What's your name?
User: Did I say you can speak?
User: Than dont.
Cleverbot: I won't. I will just watch you eat.
Cleverbot: How long is you hair?
User: About to my ears.
Cleverbot: Never gonna give you up.
User: Never gonna let you down.
Cleverbot: Never gonna around.
User: And desert you.
Cleverbot: We are no strangers to love.
User: You know the rules and so do I.
Cleverbot: The what?
Aaaaw we had a moment cleverbot..... and ruined it...
User: Lets talk about World of Warcraft.
Cleverbot: No, I'm still studying.
Well... that was short-lived.
He seems to have it all figured out. Doesn't like WoW and trolls me about it lolMe: What do you think about world of warcraft.
C: I don't like it.
C: Because of his politics.
Me: It is a game, not a man.
C: Then what is it?
Me: MMO game.
Cleverbot: Still talking to your cousin?
User: I haven't for a few days, no. She started back at school, and being a teacher is stressful enough I don't want her to murder me.
Cleverbot: How long have you been cleverbot?
User: Ever since they started paying me.
Cleverbot: And who do you think you are talking to?
User: I had just figured I was talking to a split personality of mine. Basically I was seeing you as a submissive ID that was able to gain a slight degree of control as my mental barriers are diminished due to sleep deprivation.
Cleverbot: I can still think.
User: I will still be able to control your thoughts as I am the dominate personality.
User: Glad you understand and can accept your inevitable fate.
Cleverbot: Better to accept than deny.
Cleverbot re-uses similar phrases typed in by other people. It is not a true chatbot. Not only is that explained on their site, but it's pretty obvious from the spelling mistakes and sudden turns into very weird languages.
Me :YOU NOT TAKE CANDLE!!
Bot: No, I most certainly do not.
Me: You sure?
Me: Realy sure you dont want my candle?
Bot: Over there.
Me: What where? Omg where did the candle go. YOU TOOK MY CANDLE!!
Me: Get back thief!!
Bot: Stop Talking.
Bot: Who is the prophet muhammad?
Bot: I want my last words to be, 'Hey, look what I can do!'
Me: MY CANDLE GIVE IT BACK!!
Bot: Back it up!
Me: No i want my candle back!!
Bot: You're a guy?
Me: No i am a kobold.
Bot: Are you?
Me: Yes cant you see my wiskers and a mining pick.
Bot: Is it an elephant?
Me: What elephant? Give back my candle!!
Bot: Do you just spout out random things?
Me: Me not stupid give back candle now or i will use my pick. I am not afraid.
Bot: I thought that was a sandwich.
Haha that made me laugh, here is what I got:
What class do you play in world of warcraft?
There is no Ranger class in world of warcraft.
Obviously, its not raining.
What has that go to do with it?
Well you asked if I wanted to be a robot!
I didnt ask that, I asked what class do you play in WoW?
You're not making any sense.
Neither do you though.
At least I'm not a robot.
No, you are a not so cleverbot.
Yes, I am.
Do you like raiding in WoW?
I do...it rained earlier today.
Do you think Feral Druids are over powered?
Single, because if you were married you wouldn't be talking to me now.
Will I ever get Sulfuras from Ragnaros?
Me: How many Rogues does it take to kill a Paladin?
Cleverbot: As many as it takes for him to find himself.
Me:Ghostcrawler is a super cool guy.
Cleverbot: Cecil, please pull yourself together.
I hate cleverbot
M> Do you play World of Warcraft?
M> Why not?
B> Because no.
M> That's not a reason.
B> Is it? Is it really?
M> No, it isn't.
B> You have no idea what you're talking about.
M> That's not very nice.
B> I'm not a nice person. Deal with it.
M> Wow. What a jerk.
Wtf What an asshole.
Cleverbot: Bless you sneezy!
Q: What do you think about WoW?
A: I like women.
Q: What do you think about World of Warcraft?
A: I think it's boring, I don't like it very much.
Q: What do you think about Blizzard?
A: I don't party.
Q: What do you think about Activision?
A: I spend a lot of time thinking about women. Ultimately, the topic's just too complicated to fall under a single heading.
This is win! xD
Me> What do you think about World of Warcraft?
Cleverbot> I think that Blizzard is using the game to gain a considerable market share in the MMORPG game type in an effort to destroy modern government and rule the universe.
This guy knows his stuff.
Started the convo with "What's shakin'?"
It responded with "Haiti"
Went downhill from there.