Poll: Would You Fight A Guy That Weighs 431lbs More Than You Do?

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    Would You Fight A Guy That Weighs 431lbs More Than You Do?

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    skip to 4:00 for epicness.

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    Sure, if i was already a good fighter. Could be a very overweight guy, haha.

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    O.o

    The first 4 minutes reminded me of Rhyolith, lmao.
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    The big guy's training routine probably consists of eating Big Macs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zethras View Post
    O.o

    The first 4 minutes reminded me of Rhyolith, lmao.
    LMAO!

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    Epic observation. lmao
    Quote Originally Posted by Zethras View Post
    O.o

    The first 4 minutes reminded me of Rhyolith, lmao.

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    am i missing something 0_0 i cant click on any video
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    Quote Originally Posted by kaamila View Post
    am i missing something 0_0 i cant click on any video
    Hmm strange. Here's the link:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7pLj...layer_embedded

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    That guy's moobs look like pan sized pancakes that were undercooked and are drooling off the plate!

    I like at 4:00 when he just lands on him and that is a valid fighting technique.

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    The larger one could barely get up after the beatdown! Not because of the punching though.

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    Can you not elbow the opponent in the back of the head if they're lying on your legs?

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    Probally not, could be easy to beat. I imagine he would hit hard, but tire easily. If you could run his stamina to the ground you should be able to put him down with minimal effort.

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    ROFL what is this, real life Punch-out?

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    Before I even watched the video I was beting on the MMA guy. MMA guys are typically in great shape and could just avoid a sumo wrestler and tire them out, then go in for it. I don't think sumo wrestlers are used to taking hits to the head repeatedly so the MMA guy was able to get out in the end eventually.

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    Dude looked like he was going to keel over just from walking across the ring.
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    the big one was all fat wasnt he? not to make fun or anything but he seemed rllly weak for a guy of that size
    no wait never mind its just that he barely has ANY stamina...
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    Yes I would, being 230 lbs myself, my opponent would weigh 661lbs. Not only would they have the cardio of my 82 year old Grandmother, but their arms would weigh so much that they couldn't generate the forward force necessary to do any significant damage with a strike. I'd predict early TKO, or a pretty quick "I'm tired fuck this" submission.

    Quote Originally Posted by fixit View Post
    Can you not elbow the opponent in the back of the head if they're lying on your legs?
    Strikes to the back of the head are illegal, and elbows to a downed opponent were illegal in Pride FC.

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    From watching this video you can see that the MMA fighter was just tiring the sumo wrestler out. 4 minutes into the video, the sumo looked way tired chasing after the guy. Smart move to use your superior agility and stamina against such an opponent.
    Really dumb move to try and grapple with the legs. I mean the guy could of sat on him that would of been end of match. I loved how the sumo tapped out after the MMA fighter got out.
    To answer your question yes I would. I'd do the exact same as the MMA fighter. Tire him out than punch him when he's recovering. Rinse and repeat till one of us is dead. Oh wait, its not that type of fight? Dam.
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    Release the kraken

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shmeh View Post
    or a pretty quick "I'm tired fuck this" submission.
    Haha, that made my day xD

    I know I wouldn't go up against someone that weight that much more then me in my current shape, but if I were... Sure.

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