View Poll Results: Who Won?

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  • Abraham Lincoln

    20 54.05%
  • Chuck Norris

    16 43.24%
  • It's a Tie.

    1 2.70%
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    Question Abraham Lincoln vs. Chuck Norris, Who Won?






    Who Won?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Clawtrocity View Post
    Didn't you know? Bibi drinks Golden Chocolate out of Wine glasses that are made out of the frozen tears of the world leaders while relaxing in his yacht/submarine home made entirely of diamond(That's right diamond with no "s" as in 1 singular diamond yacht/submarine). On his days off from MMO-Champion(Everyday cause we do all the hard stuff obviously) he can be caught napping with the Gorillas of Australia.

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    Wow, this is old. XD

    I say Abe Lincoln won.

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    I liked the John Wilkes Booth reference but then Lincoln countered with the bullet comment. My vote goes to Lincoln.

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    Honestly, Abe was rockin and rollin till Chuck "Fucking Norris"'d. And You may have freed the slaves but chuck is everyone's master, is such a good way to end It turned the tides for me.
    Quote Originally Posted by Clawtrocity View Post
    Didn't you know? Bibi drinks Golden Chocolate out of Wine glasses that are made out of the frozen tears of the world leaders while relaxing in his yacht/submarine home made entirely of diamond(That's right diamond with no "s" as in 1 singular diamond yacht/submarine). On his days off from MMO-Champion(Everyday cause we do all the hard stuff obviously) he can be caught napping with the Gorillas of Australia.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Noomz View Post
    I wish people would let this Chuck Norris meme just bloody die out already. It's so boring and Norris is a person is terrible.
    This thread isn't about the meme, though.

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    Chuck Norris won!!!

    "Dude, why are you dead again?" "Because I'm raid-leading, doh..."
    Mess with the best, die like the rest...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Noomz View Post
    I wish people would let this Chuck Norris meme just bloody die out already. It's so boring and Norris is a person is terrible.
    This has nothing to do with what you suggest as a meme, stop causing trouble and have a sense of humor.
    Quote Originally Posted by Clawtrocity View Post
    Didn't you know? Bibi drinks Golden Chocolate out of Wine glasses that are made out of the frozen tears of the world leaders while relaxing in his yacht/submarine home made entirely of diamond(That's right diamond with no "s" as in 1 singular diamond yacht/submarine). On his days off from MMO-Champion(Everyday cause we do all the hard stuff obviously) he can be caught napping with the Gorillas of Australia.

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    Abe I think xP

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    Abe was excellent, but there's just no winning against mr. Norris.

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    Chick Norris is overrated, Lincoln all the way.

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    "I wear a black belt on my beard that I grow on my d**k" Nuff said. But really I'll give it to Lincoln had him until Chuck Norris started with "I am Chuck F**king Norris" on.

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    Would it be spam if we took the other rap battles and posted their own threads/polls?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Putmalk View Post
    Would it be spam if we took the other rap battles and posted their own threads/polls?
    Probaly best to yust make one tread for all of themm thenn.
    Also abe was wining till the end whenn chuck came back hard

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    Chuck had crushing finish...

    "Dude, why are you dead again?" "Because I'm raid-leading, doh..."
    Mess with the best, die like the rest...
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    The problem with Norris's rap is that he only talked about himself, and didn't actually battle. XD

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    Abe obviously:P Wooden teeth > anything Chuck can throw at him.
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    Lincoln.

    Chuck was just a series of old Chuck Norris jokes.

    Plus Lincoln was in Adventure Time. So thats a +1 before it even started

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    I'd love to see Deathwing vs Arthas rap battle

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