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    Blademaster SpookySkeleton's Avatar
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    A day in the life of Chris Metzen

    Forum Game rules: post time followed by Chris's action as he progresses through his life
    follow what the above poster says always. if someone says "chris dies" you can easily say that he respawns at a graveyard or something similar.


    I'll go first.

    9:30 AM Chris wakes up.

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    9:31 AM Chris jerks off

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    9:45 AM Chris calls up the class developers to check if they have anything new to fuck warriors over with.

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    9:31,5 AM Chris is done jerking off

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    10:00 AM:Chris then calls another side team of devs to find out if they've discovered any new nerf possibilities for spriests, also.
    10:10 AM:Then he jerks off again for a second time, and then, without washing his hands....

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    10:11 Chris rubs his hands on a photo of Greg Street he has in his wallet. He wonders why people think he is in charge of class balance when his job is primarily lore department.
    I've seen what's over the mountain, and you don't have anything to be dancing about.
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    Well fuck if you all want some sources here's some websites. I haven't read them so fuck you if you blame me for bad info.

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    10:13 AM Chris thrusts his clenched fist to the sky and curses the day the wretched Alliance, that he hates so, was created! "DAMN THEM! DAMN THEM TO HELL!! HOW DARE THEY OPPOSE MY PRECIOUS HORDE!" And with the saying of the magic word, that excites him like no other, he returns to his room and continues furiously masturbating. "Oh god yes Thrall Balls oh jesus god!"
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    10:15 AM...he enjoys a delicious breakfast made by his lovely wife while reading the morning paper.

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    10:20 AM: Chris takes a dump. It's in the shape of the Horde's insignia.
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    Let's start by no longer calling everybody that disagrees with us (everybody on both sides and the middle of the discussion) a troll. <3
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    It is not and never will be elitist to expect another player to know how to play his class and carry his own weight.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shambulanced View Post
    10:20 AM: Chris takes a dump. It's in the shape of the Horde's insignia.
    10:21 Chris jerks off to the horde shaped insignia

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    10:22 Chris has a heart attack from jerking off too much

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    while doing so he muses about the next promotional gimmick - Azaroth Condiments - design a Salt (Allience) and Pepper (Horde) shacker set. winner will get them a lock of Sam Dids beard.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SpookySkeleton View Post
    10:22 Chris has a heart attack from jerking off too much
    "it is merely a setback

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    10:23 Metzen receives one of his daily deliveries of fanboy tears, and drinks them while laughing on the way to Blizzard HQ in Anaheim in his Azeroth Chopper vehicle.
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    there are people that think war is like cod.
    That covers just about every twelve year old in America.

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    11:00 Chris wife comes and brings him Anti-Biotic Ointment, to ease the pain on his over-jerked penis.
    "The pen is mightier than the sword.. and considerably easier to write with."

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    Comes here hoping for a video actually following a day in the life of Chris Metzen. Highly disappointed

    Didn't know this was 4chan all of a sudden
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    11:01 Chris bubblehearths to escape his pain, then pulls out a picture of Thrall and lays on hands again. That's when he ...comes up with the idea of adding orc paladins to the lore, redeeming Garrosh's deeds.

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    11:05

    Chris ponders why he feels the need to masturbate so often, and with such candor. He wonders if Sandor Clegane does the same.
    Quote Originally Posted by Herecius View Post
    Let's start by no longer calling everybody that disagrees with us (everybody on both sides and the middle of the discussion) a troll. <3
    Quote Originally Posted by flick86 View Post
    It is not and never will be elitist to expect another player to know how to play his class and carry his own weight.

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    11:14 after kissing and rubbing his over-worked hands on his wife, he applies the ointment onto his penis.. Only to jerk off again because of the sensation.
    (>^-^)>

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    /wonders whether the teenagers here have an idea how in mid aged men the overflow of testosterone and the need to jerk off ain't that dominant anymore LOLOL
    "The pen is mightier than the sword.. and considerably easier to write with."

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