Anyone have any funny stories regarding WoW and the opposite sex? Cyber relationships? Cyber stalkers? Cyber cheats? etc. Have you ever walked in on a couple of freaks cybering in the bed of a random inn? Haha. This stuff always cracks me up. I'll begin...
One time, on a pvp realm I was playing as a male belf. At the time I played alot with my (now ex) gf. One day we were in Hellfire for whatever reason, and this level 60 female belf dk comes along with an obscene name with all hyphens and weird lettering. Anywho, my ex and I decided to troll "her" a little and speak to her in random ass like... Edwardian English speech. The dk seemed a little freaked out and logged.
Later on that night I was playing alone, doing quests in Shadowmoon Valley for questing achievements. This DK turns up out of nowhere in the same zone as me whispering me to boost her through dungeons. I was acting all not interested, just messing with her, telling her I was busy and all that. In the end she seemed to take the hint but insisted on "showing me something". I went along with this and met up with her and followed her to this weird cave/underground thing in Shadowmoon with some friendly NPC's down there and some kinda jail/prison. Anyway, she's about 5 seconds ahead of me so I followed her in and find her on her knees in an empty cell, with her char stripped of all it's armour/items. I was just like "lmfao, erm...". She proceeded to tell me about how she had somehow set her items etc so she could remove all of her char's clothing with one click.
Then she went on to tell me how she was willing to give me a cyber bj for x amount of dungeon boosts. I was just like, "WTF", some of the creepiest stuff I've witnessed. I remembered reading some joke thing were this dude was cybering with some random woman, and just acting like an eejit, cyber-setting the curtains on fire etc, ripping the girls shirt etc etc. I went along with it like that for a bit, but it just got too awkward so I agreed to boost her without having to do that. I told my (now ex) gf at the time, and she saw the funny side. I was well aware the belf dk was most likely a dude.
Anyway, a few months later I saw the same char while I was doing a world event thingy, collecting eggs in belf start zone. I went up to crack a joke and the biatch had me on ignore. Just cracked me up so much. She was geared to the max in the space of about 2-3 months. No points for guessing how "she" obtained all of the gear and raid spots.