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Bump! Still looking for the above classes.
A pub landlord is shutting up for the night when there is a knock at the door. When he answers, a Tramp asks him for a tooth-pick. He gives him the toothpick and the tramp goes off.
A few minutes later there is a second knock. When he answers, there is a second Tramp who also asks for a toothpick. He gets his toothpick and off he goes.
There is a third knock at the door, and a third Tramp. The landlord says, "Don't tell me, you want a toothpick too."
"No, a straw," says the Tramp.
The landlord gives him a straw but is curious as to why he wants it, so he asks the Tramp why he wants a straw and not a toothpick.
To which the Tramp replies, "Some bloke just threw up outside but all the good stuff's gone already".
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Where my dps sham brethren at?
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Chasing the American Dream does not count as exercise.
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I believe a lot of conflict in the Wild West could have been avoided completely if cowboy architects had just made their towns big enough for everyone.
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My wife rang me at work today.
She whispered, "When you get home, I'm going to be naked in bed."
"The kids are staying at a friend's house tonight, aren't they?" I asked.
"They sure are," she giggled.
"Great," I replied. "I'll sleep in their room."
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Bump! Still looking for the above classes.
Bump! Still looking for the above classes.
Spoiler Alert!!
The winner of X-Factor 2011 is...
Shit.
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The Klingon word for vegetable spread is sak'tagh. I can't believe it's not b'tah.
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Err, the new iPhone looks the same.
How will people know I am better than them?
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Bump! Recruitment updated
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So Rooney's old man got nicked after 'Suspicious and irregular betting' - apparently he put a tenner on arsenal to win their next 2 games.
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Pamela Anderson is in the Big Brother house. Apparently she's vegan, although I've seen a video that would suggest otherwise.
Dragonslayer Hoddie - pretending to know what I'm doing!
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