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  1. #21
    Bump! Still looking for the above classes.

  2. #22
    A pub landlord is shutting up for the night when there is a knock at the door. When he answers, a Tramp asks him for a tooth-pick. He gives him the toothpick and the tramp goes off.

    A few minutes later there is a second knock. When he answers, there is a second Tramp who also asks for a toothpick. He gets his toothpick and off he goes.

    There is a third knock at the door, and a third Tramp. The landlord says, "Don't tell me, you want a toothpick too."

    "No, a straw," says the Tramp.

    The landlord gives him a straw but is curious as to why he wants it, so he asks the Tramp why he wants a straw and not a toothpick.

    To which the Tramp replies, "Some bloke just threw up outside but all the good stuff's gone already".
    Dragonslayer Hoddie - pretending to know what I'm doing!

  3. #23
    Where my dps sham brethren at?

  4. #24
    Bump! Still looking for the above classes.

  5. #25
    Chasing the American Dream does not count as exercise.
    Dragonslayer Hoddie - pretending to know what I'm doing!

  6. #26
    Bump! Still looking for the above classes.

  7. #27
    I believe a lot of conflict in the Wild West could have been avoided completely if cowboy architects had just made their towns big enough for everyone.
    Dragonslayer Hoddie - pretending to know what I'm doing!

  8. #28
    My wife rang me at work today.

    She whispered, "When you get home, I'm going to be naked in bed."

    "The kids are staying at a friend's house tonight, aren't they?" I asked.

    "They sure are," she giggled.

    "Great," I replied. "I'll sleep in their room."
    Dragonslayer Hoddie - pretending to know what I'm doing!

  9. #29
    Bump! Still looking for the above classes.

  10. #30
    Bump! Still looking for the above classes.

  11. #31
    Spoiler Alert!!

    The winner of X-Factor 2011 is...




























    Shit.
    Dragonslayer Hoddie - pretending to know what I'm doing!

  12. #32
    The Klingon word for vegetable spread is sak'tagh. I can't believe it's not b'tah.
    Dragonslayer Hoddie - pretending to know what I'm doing!

  13. #33
    Bump! Still looking for the above classes.

  14. #34
    Err, the new iPhone looks the same.

    How will people know I am better than them?
    Dragonslayer Hoddie - pretending to know what I'm doing!

  15. #35
    Bump! Still looking for the above classes.

  16. #36
    Bump! Recruitment updated

  17. #37
    Bump! Still looking for the above classes.

  18. #38
    So Rooney's old man got nicked after 'Suspicious and irregular betting' - apparently he put a tenner on arsenal to win their next 2 games.
    Dragonslayer Hoddie - pretending to know what I'm doing!

  19. #39
    Pamela Anderson is in the Big Brother house. Apparently she's vegan, although I've seen a video that would suggest otherwise.
    Dragonslayer Hoddie - pretending to know what I'm doing!

  20. #40
    Bump! Still looking for the above classes.

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