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[obdigore]

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I don't know where she gets it from :/

Maybe because shes tiny and you want to bend her over and give it to her like we did during the fight for independence (shes going to burn your white house down, btw) she thinks you are a pedophile?

[Xanjori]

Shit, yall've been doin that throughout history...

The Swedish girls got the squeezy bits, so a firm grasp was required, and Swedish guys simply weren't up to the task.

[PizzaSHARK]

Maybe because shes tiny and you want to bend her over and give it to her like we did during the fight for independence (shes going to burn your white house down, btw) she thinks you are a pedophile?

"Your" white house? Are you trying to say you aren't an American now?

[obdigore]

"Your" white house? Are you trying to say you aren't an American now?

No no, whatever 'burning the white house' is as a sex act is what shes going to do to you. I assume it involves sriracha and your genetalia but I have no idea.

[semaphore]

Maybe because shes tiny and you want to bend her over and give it to her like we did during the fight for independence (shes going to burn your white house down, btw) she thinks you are a pedophile?

Yes, it was a bitter struggle indeed. For several years we couldn't decided which was the better option: keeping our colonial empire, or getting rid of boatloads of puritan prudes. Eventually we chose the right option though!

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No no, whatever 'burning the white house' is as a sex act is what shes going to do to you. I assume it involves sriracha and your genetalia but I have no idea.

Tabasco and velcro. Not in that order.

[Xanjori]

Yes, it was a bitter struggle indeed. For several years we couldn't decided which was the better option: keeping our colonial empire, or getting rid of boatloads of puritan prudes. Eventually we chose the right option though!

Maybe we should point out that our only General to never lose a battle did not fight in the USA, instead he fought in India...

[semaphore]

I'm like, 2 or 3 inches taller than you! I'll put ze pepsi on top shelf and you'll never reach it!

Dammit, foiled!

Why didn't those Chinese bone growth medicines work? =/

[Xanjori]

Dammit, foiled!

Why didn't those Chinese bone growth medicines work? =/

They don't have Yellow Pages in Sweden, bring a copy and it'll be your secret weapon

[PizzaSHARK]

Tabasco and velcro. Not in that order.

D:

It's in my blood

And yet you don't like metal. What a peculiar Viking you are!

I'm like, 2 or 3 inches taller than you! I'll put ze pepsi on top shelf and you'll never reach it!

Attagirl.

[Xanjori]

Well, we did it too

"Why are girls so beautiful in Sweden?"
Ze vikings left ze ugly ones back on Ireland.

So said my English teacher at least! :x

Oh shit its so true!

[PizzaSHARK]

Maybe we should point out that our only General to never lose a battle did not fight in the USA, instead he fought in India...

Yeah, it kinda seems like you sent the second-stringers to the US.

[PizzaSHARK]

My taste in music is bad and I should feel bad.

Well, everyone has their imperfections. Be glad that's basically your only one!

[Xanjori]

Yeah, it kinda seems like you sent the second-stringers to the US.

I'm not even sure what string we sent. After one battle Wellington described his troops as "The scum of the earth." If the scum of the earth were in Spain what the hell did we send to America?

[semaphore]

Yeah, it kinda seems like you sent the second-stringers to the US.

TBH a lot of sell-outs just wanted to lose the war ASAP so they can get back to selling crap to the Americans. Short-sighted fools! Like the people who derailed the Imperial Federation movement =/

<-------------- very conservative despite what Americans call me

[obdigore]

I'm not even sure what string we sent. After one battle Wellington described his troops as "The scum of the earth." If the scum of the earth were in Spain what the hell did we send to America?

People that lost to a bunch of yahoos who conspired with the French?

[PizzaSHARK]

TBH a lot of sell-outs just wanted to lose the war ASAP so they can get back to selling crap to the Americans. Short-sighted fools! Like the people who derailed the Imperial Federation movement =/

<-------------- very conservative despite what Americans call me

Does this mean we'd end up roleplaying you taking the US back by force? ,:/

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People that lost to a bunch of yahoos who conspired with the French?

To be fair, we would've lost bad if it wasn't for the French helping out. Lafayette was crucial to helping train our troops, and the French were basically the only thing keeping the British from maintaining supply lines.

[semaphore]

I'm not even sure what string we sent. After one battle Wellington described his troops as "The scum of the earth." If the scum of the earth were in Spain what the hell did we send to America?

German mercenaries. And the government's second third fourth fifth choice of commanders.

[Xanjori]

TBH a lot of sell-outs just wanted to lose the war ASAP so they can get back to selling crap to the Americans. Short-sighted fools! Like the people who derailed the Imperial Federation movement =/

The same bastards wanted to lose the Peninsular war too, fortunatly there were a couple of people clever enough in government to kick that shit out, losing to the French, never!

People that lost to a bunch of yahoos who conspired with the French?

Apparently so!

[semaphore]

It's 9! I'm going back to work before I fall asleep again D:

[Xanjori]

I be also crazy and my memory does not work and I be gullible. And I'm terrible at Shooter, MOBAs, and MMORPGs. Oh, and I can't carry heavy thingies. And I don't know how to whistle. And I cant snap my fingers with my right hand. Leftie is more cooperative. And I be not eligible for a driver's license. And I don't really understand sarcasm!


But it evens out because I be pro at drawing stickmen in MS Paint

What music do you like?