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    Quote Originally Posted by Regennis View Post
    I was thinking 18 and recently discovered orgasms... Right?!
    Haha, maybe
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    Quote Originally Posted by Xanjori View Post
    Its alright though, you managed to place me a good few years older than I actually am :P
    What, 25?


    Quote Originally Posted by Regennis View Post
    I was thinking 18 and recently discovered orgasms... Right?!
    Not that recent! Only took me like 5 years.

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    Quote Originally Posted by semaphore View Post
    What, 25?
    IIRC you reckoned I was born in 85 too or something, trying to make me all old. And for a short while at least Im still 24.
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    Quote Originally Posted by semaphore View Post
    What, 25?




    Not that recent! Only took me like 5 years.
    Took you 5 years to discover orgasms? Is your wrist ok?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shadowmelded View Post
    If only I was that close to 16 lol
    But... why else would they be sad

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    Quote Originally Posted by Regennis View Post
    Took you 5 years to discover orgasms? Is your wrist ok?
    I didn't do it for 5 years straight...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kerath View Post
    Edit: INB4 PizzaSHARK asks: Is that your rank, Kerath
    If I had been present, of course my response would've simply been "Kerath."

    Quote Originally Posted by semaphore View Post
    Is that your rank, Kerath?
    I corrupt even the uncorruptible.

    Quote Originally Posted by semaphore View Post
    Wha-

    Must be my srs bzns vibe.
    I told you.

    Quote Originally Posted by Regennis View Post
    Took you 5 years to discover orgasms? Is your wrist ok?
    Dislocated knuckles would be more her kind of thing.
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    The best you people can do is throw insults and lay your perspective on what a real adult is onto me but I will continue to reject them. And you will try and try again, force me into submission but I will continue to press on.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PizzaSHARK View Post
    Dislocated knuckles would be more her kind of thing.
    Couple that with some broken ribs and massacred vegetables o.O

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    Quote Originally Posted by PizzaSHARK View Post
    I told you.
    Clearly the most plausible reason is my inexhaustible knowledge and wisdom beyond my years.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Regennis View Post
    Couple that with some broken ribs and massacred vegetables o.O
    I haven't asked because I really like pickles, man. Like, they're awesome. I don't want that particular vegetable ruined for me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ryan Cailan Ebonheart View Post
    The best you people can do is throw insults and lay your perspective on what a real adult is onto me but I will continue to reject them. And you will try and try again, force me into submission but I will continue to press on.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PizzaSHARK View Post
    I haven't asked because I really like pickles, man. Like, they're awesome. I don't want that particular vegetable ruined for me.
    Should I ruin cucumbers for you or do you like them too?
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    Quote Originally Posted by semaphore View Post
    Clearly the most plausible reason is my inexhaustible knowledge and wisdom beyond my years.
    Sure, we can go with that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ryan Cailan Ebonheart View Post
    The best you people can do is throw insults and lay your perspective on what a real adult is onto me but I will continue to reject them. And you will try and try again, force me into submission but I will continue to press on.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Regennis View Post
    Couple that with some broken ribs and massacred vegetables o.O
    It was only like 3 carrots, hardly a massacre...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Xanjori View Post
    Should I ruin cucumbers for you or do you like them too?
    No, I hate cucumbers. Yes, I know that sounds like it doesn't make sense.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ryan Cailan Ebonheart View Post
    The best you people can do is throw insults and lay your perspective on what a real adult is onto me but I will continue to reject them. And you will try and try again, force me into submission but I will continue to press on.
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    Quote Originally Posted by semaphore View Post
    But... why else would they be sad [COLOR="red"]
    Apparently I make them feel old so I'm not allowed to tell anecdotes or make certain references :< It's kl though, I just talk about kraftwerk and joydivision and they're like "You're not so bad"

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    Quote Originally Posted by semaphore View Post
    It was only like 3 carrots, hardly a massacre...
    Carrots?! Is that how you break yourself in? Work with the smaller end and slowly expand the diameter?

    This got a bit weird...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Regennis View Post
    Carrots?! Is that how you break yourself in? Work with the smaller end and slowly expand the diameter?
    A tapered end is actually very useful.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PizzaSHARK View Post
    No, I hate cucumbers. Yes, I know that sounds like it doesn't make sense.
    Cucumbers are oversized anyway

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    Quote Originally Posted by semaphore View Post
    A tapered end is actually very useful.

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    Cucumbers are oversized anyway
    But... but... you mean porn lies to us!?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ryan Cailan Ebonheart View Post
    The best you people can do is throw insults and lay your perspective on what a real adult is onto me but I will continue to reject them. And you will try and try again, force me into submission but I will continue to press on.
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    Quote Originally Posted by semaphore View Post
    Cucumbers are oversized anyway
    Well...depends on the size of the person clearly.
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    Quote Originally Posted by semaphore View Post

    Cucumbers are oversized anyway
    But they are ribbed! For YOUR pleasure!

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    Quote Originally Posted by PizzaSHARK View Post
    But... but... you mean porn lies to us!?
    Serves your teachers right for using porn in sex ed.

    Quote Originally Posted by Xanjori View Post
    Well...depends on the size of the person clearly.
    Well then that's a good thing for me! Kinda.

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